Harry and Meghan Hewitt

Posted on April 7, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

At the start of 2019 I predicted the year would be a bumper year for cunts, and so it transpired. 2020 would be even more so, and thus far it has not disappointed – the WuFlu has certainly flushed even more cunts out of the woodwork.

The stand out cunts for 2020 so far, in my humble opinion, are none other than the selfish, greedy, self centred “Royals” – the infamous Hewitt tribe.

There are 2 silver linings – 1, we have got rid of the preening, grabbing narcissists, hopefully never to return to these shores, and 2, Big Don has given them the fuckoff re their security. Perhaps if she had been nicer to Mr President, he might have been more inclined to be kind.

You reap what you sow, and these cunts have got their karma. I am sure Phil the Greek will have more surprises in store further down the track – let’s hope so.

Uber Cunts from start to finish.

Nominated by Big Al

The 5G Virus

Posted on April 7, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

A tin foil cunting for propagators of the 5G /coronavirus conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as attention seeking mongs who were stuck indoors BEFORE the outbreak.

There seems to be an overlap of these cunts with depressives and their heavy social media use and being a worshipper of celebrities.This scientifically illiterate nonsense has spread quicker than you can say ‘Venn diagram’ and I am amused at the contradictory crap they come out with.

The madness has reached the point where bovine inhabitants of Brum and Merseyside have been setting fire to metal demons… Telephone masts.

Give it a couple of weeks and telecoms engineers will be stuffed inside wicker men.

Ask any of these foaming cunts how 5G activates/replicates the viral symptoms and they’ll start talking about electrical waves and our bodies being made of water.

They can’t explain it and get angry when exposed as being the very last thing they’d claim to be; a guileless, clueless, semi-literate gormless pile of mutton.

Get to fuck, watch ‘Love Island’ and stop mangling the concept of the EM spectrum, you malignant half-witted cretinous cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

The Groaniad Online

Posted on April 7, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

A well-deserved nomination for those London-based, hoity-toity, middle-class, lefty, remoaner cunts at the Guardian’s online, digital rag.

The slimy, dishonest bastards have written a response article to the outrage at supermarket-supplying farmers (probably subsidised by our tax money) flying in thousands of Romanians to pick fruit when millions of Brits have now been made unemployed.

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2020/apr/20/just-not-true-were-too-lazy-for-farm-work-say-frustrated-uk-applicants

Now there are click bait titles and then there is this. As soon as I read it I knew I had to read the rest and imagine my surprise – nowhere in the fucking article does any applicant actually say those words in that order………….. fucking nowhere. It’s a complete fabrication, a game of scrabble but using words rather than letters.

I believe in a free press but I also believe in an honest press and the Guardian is as far removed from honest as one could be. They make a good case for having a press regulatory body although that being said, their subscriber base has been shrinking for the last couple of years and they have had to resort to putting begging letters at the bottom of articles such as this one. The market, as the saying goes, will decide.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/17/british-workers-reject-fruit-picking-jobs-as-romanians-flown-in-coronavirus

Nominated by Two in the Stink