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I thought long and hard about making this nom and apologise for the somewhat sombre tone of it.

I think it’s pretty fair to say that solitary confinement is a cruel, sadistic and inhuman form of punishment. And yet we have our government enforcing it on it’s subjects who have broken no laws.

Please note I am not downplaying coronovirus in any way, shape or form, it’s a horrible disease and I have every sympathy with people affected by it. I’ll use myself as an example – again, I am not trying to evoke anyone’s pity just attempting to put a different perspective on things.

I live on my own. I have a brother who is many miles away and the rest of family and my friends are an equal distance away in the opposite direction. My parents are both deceased and I have no children. I don’t mind living on my own but my one method of escape was visiting the pub. I could meet people even if I didn’t particular like them but at least I was interacting. Unfortunately that little avenue of pleasure has now been closed off.

However I can go to the supermarket and get closer then the arbitrary 2 metres of the checkout girl to pay. Couldn’t this girl just as well be the barmaid at my local? The pubs stayed open during the Blitz for fuck’s sake. Anyway, I’ve drifted. Being on your own with no other human contact your mind plays tricks. You start thinking about all sorts of things which really don’t make any sense.

I’ve re-read some of my posts here and realise I wouldn’t have made them under different circumstances – apologies to anyone who’s taken offence. I always read Isac’s own Mike’s Place excellent blogs and there was one where I think he stated that suicides went down during the Blitz. However, I can see the reverse happening if this lockdown goes on for much longer. Please note, I repeat I am NOT wallowing in self-pity and rest assured I will not add to the suicide rate. Hopefully we can get back to normality asap and get the fucking pubs open!

P.S. Admin, I have no objection if you feel this is too miserable and morbid to post but I’m just glad to have got it off my chest.

It is not morbid, some of the cunts on here have survived a lot worse, it could be a group therapy thing.

Nominated by Cupid Stunt

Sheila Oakes, labour councillor is a cunt. This fat cunt will die if she gets China pox but is perfectly happy wishing death on those she doesnt agree with, and Boris Johnson in particular. How is it the left can prance around in a halo of false virtue while being the vilest people on earth. Luckily most of this country can see through these cunts and wish Bozza the best.

Nominated by Smug cunt

Councillor Sheila Oakes
As I type this nom, heinous Sheila Oakes is still the mayor of Heanor in Derbyshire. How much longer she can hold this position must be open to conjecture.
Fat cunt Oakes has been forced to apologise for making an extremely unpleasant comment about Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who, of course, is currently sick as a parrot with Coronavirus and flat on his back in intensive care. Replying to a Facebook post suggesting that prayers could be offered for Bozza, caring, compassionate Oakes stated ‘he completely deserves this, and is one of the worst PMs we’ve ever had’.
Classy. The Amber Valley Labour Party has also issued an apology to the PM and his family, has withdrawn the party whip from Oakes, and indicated that an investigation would be conducted into the gobshite’s conduct.
Now of course Oakes (or anybody else for that matter) is perfectly free to disagree with Bozza; that’s the nature of politics. But for fuck’s sake, the guy’s been struggling with one of the worst crises since the war, has the weight of the nation on his shoulders, and now he’s got cunts like this crawling out from under their stones and making this sort of comment while he’s gravely ill.
If Oakes had any sense of decency she’d resign. Nobody in their right mind would wish Coronavirus on anyone else. Come on Boris; I’m rooting for you to make a complete recovery, because it’ll get right up the noses of cunts like this. It’s to be hoped that Oakes herself doesn’t succumb to this modern day plague, as she’s already struggling to cope with the terrible symptoms of foot-in-mouth disease.

Nominated by Ron Knee

A nomination for Sheila Oakes, mayor of Heanor in Derbyshire who has been forced to apologise for saying Boris Johnson “completely deserves this” after he was admitted to intensive care with coronavirus.
“I didn’t think what I said would upset so many people,” Oakes told BBC News, “It came across as not a nice thing to say. I’m concerned about nurses and doctors who don’t have protective equipment. I said something when I was angry without thinking about the prime minister or his family.”
‘Came across as not a nice thing to say’. No shit Sherlock, perhaps she’s somehow a distant relation of that horrid cow at Warwick university, who I nominated last week for saying something similar. She hasn’t resigned yet though, nor has the horrid cow at Warwick, the one who looks like Jabba the Hut’s grandmother.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

An ESSENTIAL cunting, for Shadow Environment Secretary, Luke Pollard.

‘Luke who?’, I thought, when I just happened to see Pollard on this morning’s SKY news, being interviewed by ISAC’s favourite attack dog, Kay Burley. If any more evidence was required that the Labour Party have completely lost the plot, this was it. Whoever authorised this TRAIN crash interview will surly be collecting their P45, with Pollard close behind.

Pollards got a fucking cunning plan to make sure all our fruit gets picked…Are you ready? It’s been brilliantly thought out at HQ Corbyn and it’s really going to show the government up. Okay, Pollards clever trick is to open our borders and let in 80,000 fruit pickers! Fucking genius! Bojo, you’re a fool. Well never one to miss an opportunity, Burley goes on the offensive:

‘Are you serious? You’re talking about open borders…we’re in lockdown’.
Pollard then wheels out the big guns. ‘Kate, people are looking at empty shelves and asking the government where is the food?’
Burley then asks again, ‘So you want to open the borders?’
Pollard then goes in for the kill. ‘People need to know the food chain is working’.
Burley’s teeth are starting to show. ‘So where are these people coming from?’
Pollard, quick as a flash, ‘Europe of course. There’s lots of fruit pickers looking for work’. Hardly surprising you thick cunt, as there’s a pandemic going on.
Burley’s gossamer thin patience snaps. ‘So you are talking about opening our borders to EUROPE during the Coronavirus outbreak????’

‘Yes’. Pollard sticks by his well thought out, ready made solution…CUNT.

Maybe tomorrow, Virgin holidays will be offering cheap, fly drive holidays to America? (as there’s a gap in the market)

Nominated by Quislings

This syphilitic whore can kiss.my piss. Trapped in her mansion and devoid of flattery, this talent-less hag decides to make a video while in the bath (Caveat: You might pebble-dash your computer screen!).To say she looks awful is to say that the Flabbotasaurus Rex likes the occasional pie. What’s wrong with her face? Vile’s Disease? Stick your head in a wasp’s nest? Was the surgeon a vengeful ex-husband?

What’s worse is knowing that a lot of work had gone in to IMPROVE her looks by half a dozen flunkeys.

The rough old strumpet attempts to look forlorn and lachrymose but, as we recall from her pitiful performing endeavours, it’s all horribly acted and painfully disingenuous. Her real personality is wishing the White House obliterated or stretching her legs wide for chubby record moguls. Madge must have a vadge like a cow that’s just dropped a newly-born calf.

It’s shocking to realise that this biddy came to prominence 36 years BC (Before ChinaVirus) but looking at that woeful visage, it seems longer.

Cease whining. This is only the beginning. The real pain hasn’t even begun so buckle up, you attention-seeking, old skank.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous