Justin Welby (10)

Just to prove I’m an equal opportunities cunter, let’s do a cunting for mine and your favourite bloke in a frock. Raise your glasses and give a big hand for Little Justin Welby aka the Archbishop of Canterbury.

It appears that Justine has taken time out from counting the money generated by his church’s vast estates to slag off all us white supremacists.

I can only apologise for being white.

Is your heart going to weep for the Christians currently being persecuted in countries where they are in the minority? I’m not going to hold my breath on that one.

I have recently come into contact with 2 of your vicars and they are top notch blokes and I think you are destroying all the good work they are doing.

And here endeth the lesson.

Nominated by SimmyJavill

Amen.

Gary McFarlane

Boyega and MacFarlane : two cunts for the price of one


The leader of the UK arm of Black Lies Matters and prominent member of the Socialist Workers Party. Just watched his interview on talk radio:

A brief synopsis-

-all the ills of society caused by capitalism and whitey

-the London protests were all 100% peaceful- the only violence being orchestated by excessive and heavy handed policing?????

-the protesters charged down by horses ( referring to the asssault on a wpc resulting in broken ribs, fractured skull and punctured lung)..ffs

-they want to defund and disband uk police and let communities police themselves ????????

-all stabbie monkey crime is caused by innocent blacks being excluded from school, leading to less job opportunities

-all drugs to be legalised

Etc, etc, etc.

This racist twat has pinned his colours to the mast (or should I say memorial). Watch this interview with Mike Graham, then give this absolute pondlife the cunting he so richly deserves.

Over to you, fellow cunters!

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

The (f)arts

I nominate The Arts.

Ballet, opera, theatre, music, art.

We all know that 1000s of people depend on “the arts” for a living. Dancers, singers, musicians, actors, luvvies, box office staff, prompters, lighting engineers, tea makers, artists et al. And we further realise what a wuff time the poor darlings are having right now wiv no audiences. But why should they be subsidised anyway? Grants for this project, awards for that “workshop”. How is it that the posh middle classes get free money to support what THEY like while there is little or none for majority interests such as sport?

The argument is that these splendid troupers are guardians of the nation’s culture and well-being. That we could not live without the wondrous “work” they do in uplifting our dreary little proletariat existence.

Well, we seem to have survived for a good few months without this army of pretentious prats. I don’t hear of many folk sobbing because they can’t book to see Les Miserables or even Mama Mia. Let alone watching impossibly thin twats in tights poncing across a stage or improbably fat gits wailing in Italian.

If (posh) people want this stuff then let them pay for it without taxpayers propping them up. The full price.

The rest of us simply don’t need this array of subsidised snobbery.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss

Whitey (2)

We all deserve to die


White People.

I’m sick of being white, soon as you’re born you are a racist, you’re burdened by white privilege. Being white you’re responsible for every slave sold to your white forefathers (even though your forefathers owned pretty much just the clothes they toiled in). If I was black no cunt would be on my back even if my family were in the slave trade, rounding up other blacks and selling them to white racists.

I’m sick of being accountable for my own actions, I’m sick of being accountable for every white person that ever lived.

If I was black I could write shit music or shit poetry and all the white cunts would love me. If I was black I could be a criminal and get a state funeral when I died maybe?

If I was black I could riot and be called a hero, I could loot and white cunts would post on Twitter defending me, saying I was just taking back from the masters. If I was black loads of silly white cunts would protest for my rights to be greater than theirs.

If I was black I’d be in for a share of the 4 trillion worth of repatriations BLM are demanding.

Fuck me, white supremacy isn’t the crack I’d been led to believe. If I was black the police would be wary of stopping me going about my lawful or erm yes business.

Hey ho, I was born a white devil and I’ll die a white devil.

White cunts no matter

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

#ashamedtobewhite

Tis a coming…


Yes, I am nominating a campaign which doesn’t actually exist. Yet. But surely it is not far away.

After all, it is the logical conclusion to the madness which has gripped this and other countries. Whitey is being coerced into taking the knee, to feel that we are ALL responsible for what happened to the newly sainted George of Minessota USA.

Well, personally I do not feel guilty. I have never done anything to supress a black person. Slavery was abolished 200 years ago by a Brit. Less than 120 years ago members of many of our families were in service to the upper classes. Made to work six and a half days a week, paid a pittance and treated very much like a slave. They were exploited. Do we bang on about this every day, demanding recompense and revenge? No, because life and society had evolved. There are still inequalities, poor working class white boys get a raw deal. Who speaks up for them? Nobody.

Some ex army lads I know are off to defend the monuments in London this weekend because they are patriotic and proud and realise that without the likes of Churchill there would be no democracy. And without it where would the BLM and their cohorts be? I think we know. Under the nazi heel or under the ground.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss