Polly Toynbee
A ‘my second home’s in Tuscany’ cunting for Groaniad commentator and utter arsehole Polly Toynbee.
I’ve long considered Twatbee to be a blot on the landscape, but I had every ‘i’ dotted and ‘t’ crossed on the subject by her recent article on Boris Johnson. ‘Johnson is the wrong man in the wrong job at the wrong time’, wails the Groaniad Grinch. In a piece overflowing with spite and bile, the sour-faced scribbler accuses the PM of being ‘shockingly complacent’ with regard to his handling of the Coronavirus emergency.
On rants the champers socialist; ‘incompetence… government singularly unsuited to the task and unfit for purpose… services shredded… NHS blown to fragments…. burble blah…’.
Now I’d be the last person to defend any government without question, but ffs, this attack is just ridiculous. Just what exactly does this harpy expect the government, any government, to do in such awful circumstances?. ‘No one elected Boris Johnson to cope with a plague’, sneers Twatbee. Well I’ve got news for you, saggy chops. No one anywhere elected anyone to deal with a plague. Of course mistakes and misjudgements have been made. This is inevitable when a disaster hits the world like an asteroid, and every country is literally in a fight for lives and economic survival. We’re all in uncharted territory. That’s not Johnson’s fault, but that doesn’t stop you pointing the finger of condemnation at him without one word of qualification or appreciation, or indeed without one word of criticism for who’s actually responsible for this shit, namely The People’s Republic of Fucking Cunta. That’s not part of your narrative, by the looks of it.
I do have my suspicions about Twatbee’s objectivity when it comes to writing such a vitriolic polemic. Mmm… she’s a long-standing member of the Labour Party and an utterly fixated Remoaner. Could these psychotic delusions underpin her purpose?. Well; ‘when the PM returns, his single most reassuring act would be to prolong immediately the Brexit extension’, raves the loony left Metrobabbler. ‘If Johnson blunders on as the economy collapses, then we shall truly know that we are in the hands of fanatics’.
Fanatics?? Oh go and have a lie down in a dark room with a cold facecloth on your forehead. That’s right loony tunes; things would be so much better if that model of moderation and competence, your belovéd Jezza, had won in 2019, wouldn’t they?. Right about now, as C-19 rages, we’d still be having a ‘debate’ about whether house lockdown restrictions discriminated against fifty to a flat effnicks, and whether obliging women to share the same queue as trannies outside Tescos violated the human rights of either group.
But it’s ok. I’m completely reassured after all about the fairness of Twatbee’s comments by statements on the Groaniad’s website, lauding its own ‘independence’ and ‘freedom from commercial and political bias’ (oh, and ‘please send money’). I say again; ‘freedom from political bias’. Yeah, in a fucking parallel universe. Polly Toynbee and the Groaniad; a match made in libtard heaven.

Nominated by Ron Knee

I would like to nominate sky1 and the new series that is Hitmen for a monumental cunting.

Granted I haven’t watched it I’m purely going off the ads that I’ve had inflicted on me every 15 minutes whilst watching anything else, I’m sure most of you have had this bollocks forced on you as well.

That rug muncher Sue Perkins and her druid pretend to be hit hapless hitmen and the hilarity ensues (fucking not). Assuming the ads are the best bits/ highlights, good comedy here is fucking hard to find. I’m sure jamming a screw driver down your jap’s eye would be more fun that enduring half an hour of this utter brain damage, so come on Sky what the fuck is going on? You would be much better off showing reruns of Minder.

Nobody wants to see these unfunny Lezzo so called comediennes proving what we already know and that’s that they are totally devoid of any talent what so ever. I honestly would rather watch my car rust.

Please look into some televisual quality for fucks sake…we are stuck at home for weeks nobody wants to watch shite like this….

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Not a cunting but a celebration of Ramadmadingdong.

All over the world the fuckers are congregating in numbers.
Over most of the world they are dehydrating in the summer heat. depleting their immune response.
In the UK there are large numbers in the cities who don’t know about the virus due to ‘cultural’ differences – which is the governments fault apparently according to some worthy Deirdre on the radio yesterday.

So next Thursday at 8pm let’s clap for Ramadamadingdong.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Keir Starmer has got his advisor Baroness Doreen Lawrence to investigate why the Chinky Flu is affecting our ethnic brethren more that the whitey. I have no idea what makes the mother of a murder victim especially qualified to lead the investigation but that is by the by.

The BBC correspondent stated that ‘ it is a complex issue which cannot be put down to one factor’ What is the betting that the illustrious baroness manages to do just that.

Nominated by Guzziguy