Comic Relief (or Red Nose Day) is a massive Cunt.
The 5 people in this picture are cunts. I bet they have been badly affected by the COVID outbreak…..not. Yet these cunts still demand money from the public. Lenny Henry is a huge cunt. Alesha Dixon is a ginormous cunt. Davina McCall is the queen of cunts. Why do these delusional morons think that people want to watch them?
This type of shite is just another reason to cancel your TV License
https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2021/mediapacks/comic-relief-2021-night-of-tv
Nominated by: AsItIs
(No doubt Henry will be begging for racist white man’s money to be distributed to oppressed BAMEs from around the world – DA)
…and this from Field Marshal Cuntgomery
I know it’s an easy target, but it has avoided a cunting for a couple of years.
Ladies and gentlemen. Comic relief is a cunt. It’s always shite, but this years offering defies belief. In fact I’d say it should fall under the auspices of the trades description act.
This years line up included those internationally acclaimed comics David Tennant, Davina McCall, Paddy McGuinness, some half chat tart from Britain’s got the X factor on ice and some dark key knight of the realm who used to do Trevor Macdonald impersonations. All interspersed at agonisingly frequent intervals with tales of woe from the usual suspects.
No virtue signalling from some fly blown African cess pits this year, but it’s still a mawkish pile of shit and the incessant Covid references made it shitier still.
They still raised over £45 million (allegedly) which proves this country is full of stupid cunts of the highest order.
It’s a good job the above mentioned comic geniuses gave their time for free.
Oh wait…..
On a completely different matter, can anyone interpret this drivel that was posted in the comments section of Plymouth Live?
PatchD
17 HRS AGO
She proberly read what would to her but perhaps she would of been found but it effect her more quickly because of of her she didn’t take inconcideration . .I hadn’t when I’ve taken my life firstly when. I first took my. Life in. 1988. After having three brain operations. Within day a shunt revision then I had a infection of my shunt as it was blocked then had a blood clot on the brain . Which I died . They got me back obvious this effect here that she went to divorced me. It took 5 years as she never had any grounds . Also I fought for son but she and her mother kept on stopping me seeing. Him as my son was living with her mother . They even had court proceedings too have committed to prison . Which she hasn’t had .uch a good relation with her mother. Oh dear lol. Thenlast year her mother what a older lady wanted you go for it it then made me think a while then i thought it was her .isaid no and blocked . Her
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Was this posted by BoJo, it makes as much sense as the bollocks he usually comes out with?
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Yeah, I’d have blocked . her too.
Illiterate ape.
Oven.
Next!
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Sounds like brain damage after the operation. 🤕
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An “infected shunt” does cause problems. Probably.
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I’m replying to myself. A shunt does exist in medical terms. Sorry. Get yer facts straight G-Man
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Should have Nish Kumar on, he’s about as funny as a fresh tench squeezed over a lemon meringue pie.
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Raise loads of dosh send it abroad, employ lots of cunts to present and promote it, yeah that’s the spirit. Comic relief is the annual arms budget fundraiser Uganda, Nigeria etc. The poor out there still drink piss and shit infested water and it won’t change. How about raising some cash to improve some of the piss and shit infested places some of our citizens have to live in, those that are lucky enough to have a council roof over their heads. I saw a news item last night about a black woman with two kids in a council block in Croydon and her neighbour called Leroy. They are black, fair enough but the conditions that their bankrupt council is happy to see them live in (trust me it’s worse than you can imagine) is a fucking outrage, when all at comic relief want to do is help some cunt thousands of miles away, now that’s an absolute JOKE. 🤬
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In regards to the “People” Running things, I refer them to this quote from the Godfather series:
“If history has taught us anything, its that we can kill anyone”
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I couldn’t donate this year (and for the foreseeable future) unfortunately because I’m a white man and, y’know, participating in this type of charitable endeavour which benefits the Dark Quays is a shameful display of someone acting as a white saviour. It’s a bloody shame but what can you do, eh?
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I wouldn’t give a penny to these super woke cunts. By the way, Owen Jones is the Queen of cunts by a fucking mile!
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Are we going to celebrate Owen Jones is a wanker day on the 21st of December?
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Well, Gaddafi wanted to bring clean water to all of Africa through pipelines and make the gold standard dinar the trading currency. This would have made all of Africa independent and prosperous. So “they” killed him and now Libya is a hell-scape with child prostitution.
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When was he going to introduce all this prosperity?
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One of my first ever memories was of guerrilla fighting in Africa and hordes of black people trudging about whining instead of getting off their arses and fighting for their homes, their land and their rights – I think it was on the BBC with relation to Angola, my old Man looked at the news and said “them bastards at it again” and I was so young I thought it was actual gorillas (so not far wrong then).
I will grasp the nettle and say this – the reason the European continent was (up until the arrival of the dark types and muslims) relatively peaceful, stable and solvent is because white people have spent thousands of years of hard graft improving things and making it that way whilst the backwards savages of the African continent have not evolved one iota for Millenia and never, ever will – they just have more modern weapons.
There is not one Country on the African continent which has made a success out of ejecting white people and changing to black rule, not one – they are corrupt, lazy, greedy savages who use m*rderous tribal brutality to rob the people and keep power,
My solution is simple – move all the white people temporarily out of the African continent, eliminate all who are left and then remove all black Africans from the rest of the world and send them back to start again – without one more penny of our help and on the strict understanding that they do not leave the African continent – their mess, they can clean it up.
They are in a self made situation and it is up to them to solve it instead of infesting the rest of the world and expecting people who have done something to sort their situation to pay for it whilst simultaneously being abused for being racist.
And the sight of lard bags Abbott and Lammy along with racist hate Baiter Lenny Henry sweating in the burning sun to build water treatment plants, roads and housing would give me great whimsy, great whimsy indeed.
The African continent is a disease, and needs radical measures to cure – and no more of racist whiteys money.
Fuck them – I could not be more sick and tired of this ongoing and never ending situation and while we have people homeless, going to food banks and in poverty and despair in our Country not one Pound of our money should be spent abroad in terms of charity or aid.
And remember – vote Enoch Fox! 😀👍
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Africa is the cesspool of the world but could be a paradise if not for its inhabitants, the human form of Locusts, it’s embarrassing how they are unable to perform simple engineering tasks that would benefit their lifestyle and release us from the burden of having to watch Lenny Henry shovel out his once a year Piss Poor so called Comic act.!
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Fuck off, you red nosed bastards.
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Give em a real red nose, that’ll make em think twice
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Let me get this right…. Great Britain has been in its biggest crisis since World War II. The biggest plague since the Black Death, and in its worst financial state since the Winter of Discontent and (for some) the Miners Strike.
Yet thick and virtue signalling cunt trombones still give cash to this bore-a-thon that prioritises Fuzzy Wuzzies and Stakipanis? Comic fuckng Relief and all foreign charidee should have been banned during this Covid crisis. It’s about time these daft cunts looked after their own and Britain actually for once prioritised both the British people, the elderly, and the economy for once. I find it staggering that in this time of great emergency, stupid cunts are still throwing money at lost cause foreign shitholes. Virtue siganlling is a disease.
Also, it’s a pile of reeking cack anyway. Unfunny and predictable, the same old shite they always put on . ‘Sir’ Lenny Lammy and Davina McCunt. A sprinkling of pooftahs and D-Lsters. Crappy BBC Newsreaders doing a ‘hilarious’ song and dance act that was done on Morecambe and Wise 50 years ago. And those dour pasty cunts off NeverEnders trying to be ‘zany’. Oh, and the odious Jodie Whittakunt and the cast of Different Strokes. Utter fucking crap and it always has been.
Did I say, I hate Comic Relief?
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Great Britain (and the rest of Europe) is in its worst financial state ever! The reality simply hasn’t kicked in yet.
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What was the worst Comic Relief record ever?
For me it has to be the murderous cover of ‘Help!’ by Bananarama and those two unfunny fat cunts, French and Saunders.
And ‘The Stonk’ by Hale and Pace was also excruciating crap.
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Think I watched the first ever Children in Need and that was it. Certainly won’t watch this pile of steaming shit and struggle to watch anything on the BBC (Blacks, Benders and Commies) without shouting at the bastards propaganda. Saw about 10 minutes of a COVID special last night where some expert was saying restrictions shouldn’t be lifted until most of the world had been given the vaccine. Cue a sob story about people in Africa not getting the vaccine.
Fuck them. It’s very simple, they pay for it and until they are vaccinated they aren’t allowed in the country, including the cunts that arrive in dinghies.
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45 mill? Prince Mtemnbe Mbwango and his eternal excellency, General Mogadumbo will be getting new mercs and swimming pools to go with the trip to Switzerland to shop at Cartier and Hermes. A few machine guns and machetes too for the generals to keep the rabble in order, or perhaps to start a war with a rival tribe? The CEO of the ‘charidee’ will get a nice kickback, I mean ‘bonus’ too.
Little Mabwango will still be walking 5 miles to drink buffalo piss infested water though.
Well done any stupid gullible cunts who donated. They don’t want ‘white saviours’ money anyway, according to Lammy.
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Did Lenny Henry shit in his pants just before that photo was taken?
I don’t know if anyone else has already said that, I’m too much of a lazy fucker to look through all the comments.
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I don’t think Lenny has just shit his pants.
I think Dawn French is just about to curl off a big steaming turd, into his apish gob, after drinking a bottle of lactulose.
That might just be worth watching?
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Having cancelled my TV tax last year, I have no idea what passes for comedy on the BBC anymore and totally missed the annual scroungefest on behalf of the starving Africunts.
Oh dear. What a shame.
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I fuckin despise Lenny Henry, the only person who thinks this Bastard is funny is himself, imagine how annoying this wanker must be in his loud suit, typically shouting and screaming as in the pic, I only wish is that his expression was caused by (strongman) Eddie Hall shoving a Cactus up his ring piece and then retrieving it whilst giving it a twist, do us all a favor Henry haul your filthy carcass back to the Motherland you unfunny PRICK.!
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