John Meyer


People desperately seeking to cash in on their former proximity to famous people tend to be creepy cunts but this insect takes the biscuit.

Not satisfied with bigging up his micro talent over the years by harping on about a brief (a few dates in 1968) supposed affair with Judy Garland, the former bar room piano player and alleged composer is now flogging his tawdry recordings of some private phone calls of the long dead international singing phenomenon.

For a mere $60 a throw, Meyer will send you a copy of a 2 CD set – which also includes some shitty ditty that he wrote as a β€˜tribute’. Fuck off Meyer and take your pathetic memorabilia with you you sorry sack of shit and be grateful Ms Garland deigned to give such a slime ball the time of day.

https://judygarlandfinalnotes.nyc/

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

29 thoughts on “John Meyer

  1. Sadly, by 1968 Garland was so overmedicated she probably didn’t have a clue who this weaselly, Rick Moranis doppelganger was.

    She likely thought he was the sad old cunt employed to walk around the hotel bar and collect the dirty glasses and empty the ashtrays.

    What an opportunistic parasite.

    • Rick Moranis!!πŸ˜€πŸ‘
      Ive never heard of John Meyer but cashing in on someone much more famous and dead is a bit low, and tacky.
      The gays wont like it.
      Judy Garland is the goddess of the gays, he’ll have to sleep with one eye open from now on!
      They’ll criticise his shirt,
      Maybe knock his baseball cap off,
      Possibly steam up his Mr Magoo glasses!
      Oh John,
      You dont know what youve done….

      • Morning, MNC. Isn’t it amazing how many cunts look like Rick Moranis!

        Not just the Gays who won’t like it, I don’t like it. The way Judy Garland’s memory has been hi-jacked by fruits is a real cunt. I reckon she was the greatest popular singing talent of the 20th Century. Yeah, I know what I am saying – she was even better than Linda McCartney or Toyah!

      • Heehee, morning Twenty πŸ‘
        Yeah youd have to go a long way to beat Toyah as well πŸ˜€
        I don’t know much about her to be honest Twenty,
        Know she was talented,
        Know she was a child star,
        Know she was used an abused by the film industry,
        And it messed her up a bit.
        Thats about it.
        But she was kind to Toto,
        And as a dog lover myself that goes in her favour!

    • Shit, how could I forget! Touch me (I Want your Body) was a masterpiece, RTC.

  2. I wish Princess Diana’s “Rock”.Paul Burrell, would release a few of the sex-tapes of the Slapper servicing The Galloping Major…that should give old Bert and Doris Nutter,who are usually to be found waving little flags as the Royal car speeds past them at ninety m.p.h., enough of a shock to pick up any survivors that Corona virus might have missed.

    The Fruity Gentleman who was George Michael’s “husband” seems good value too…in fact, I’m all for these hangers-on busting the myths about our dead “heroes”

  3. The Wizard of Oz is still one of my all time best movies….watched it hundreds of times.

    The less said about the sequels and later TV shows the better.

    No idea who that skinny cunt is though.

  4. I always hated The Wizard of Oz but this toilet bug( I stole that from Die Hard 3) needs flushing. What a tawdry little creep. Mind you I would like to hear the Burrell tapes as Dick suggested. That would burst the Lady Di image. Her humping Hewitt in a stable hahahaha….Lady my arse.

    • You look rough without your make-up on Snig.
      Bit like Judy Garland.

      • Its that apprenticeship she was on about last night NMC. Clearly a worthless ‘modern’ one. The Nutella facepack looks much sexier than the default green look. Almost horn inducing.

      • Agreed Grumpy!
        Snig is plain looking without chocolate spread.

        I never realised so many lads on here were Judy Garland fans!!
        I quite liked her voice too.
        Admin could we change the site name to
        ‘Friends of Dorothy’?
        πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

      • Yes, well I thought Admin had blocked the avatar and/or the nick – but apparently its OK (for the moment).

  5. This cunt looks like a knicker sniffer to me, i bet the closest he ever got to her was rooting through her bins looking for pants to sniff and thats when he,s not picking peanuts out of poo.

  6. It’s safe to assume a Gay will run this cunt over in it’s Rainbow Glitter Bum Bus.

  7. Wasnt there an even creepier looking cunt latched on to Garland’s daughter, Liza Minelli?

    • Do you mean David Gest, CC? He was a fucking scary looking horror cunt.

      • Twenty@
        True story, for some reason David Gest was passing through Stockport,
        A pub on Stockport market called The Bakers vaults has live bands on,
        David turns up buys everyone in the pub a drink, is dead friendly and down to earth apparently!!
        Fuck knows why he was there though?

      • Life is strange, MNC. He is dead now, of course. Nothing to do with his trip to Stockport. Gest was a mate of Michael Jackson’s. The King of Pop visited Exeter City Football Club once, and they had to lay on M&Ms by way of refreshment.. Apparently, Jackson only liked the red ones.

      • My story about him. He was on Big Brother. Anyway maybe a week into it when they all had got to know each other something happened
        Angie Bowie found out that her ex- husband David Bowie had died. And she told people in the house-‘David has died’. Not unnaturally the other ‘housemates’ thought she was referring to David Gest. To make things more real David Gest had been sick for a few days and nowhere to be seen in the house. A couple of days mourning for their beloved housemate who they had known for a couple of days.
        Then suddenly David Gest appeared. Like a resurrection from the dead,! ‘We all thought you were dead’. Many tears.
        The confusion was cleared up I remember by Angie Bowie saying,-‘no David is dead…the Starman has gone’
        How did Angie find out David Bowie was dead? I don’t know but she did.
        Then there was a general mourning for David Bowie and an appraisal from David Gest on David Bowie’s contribution to modern culture. Then another remarkable thing happened. David Gest suddenly left!! He suddenly left the house without telling anyone. (without being voted out). He just left. He’d had enough. He suddenly had gone. Like another death.

    • And then, Miles, he died for real a couple of months later. An eerie business all round.

      • Yes TT that’s right. It was suddenly all about death for him. I bet he’d wished he’d never gone in the Big Brother house.

  8. The bugger is uglier than John Merrick, (actually Joseph).
    Fuck off and try and find your foreskin you cunt.

  9. Looks like a Woody Allen type to me.
    As Clinton Baptiste would say, ‘I’m getting the word……’

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