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Black Brotherhood
I nominate the concept of Black Brotherhood.
The reality is there is no such thing.
If there was then why do black yooves charge around London stabbing each other?
If there was then why do corrupt and cruel African governments suppress their own people often to the point of starvation?
I get sick of hearing about those brave British blacks who are “standing wiv” their black American bruvvers and march on Downing Street as if it is OUR fault that rogue cops killed a black man in the USA. They seem to think this proves that all white folk are somehow racist. What sort of twisted logic is that?
The myth of Black Brotherhood persists because it suits the agenda of cunts such as David Lammy MP and shadow minister, Sir Lenny Henry, great comedian and ambassador of hotel rooms and Kehinde Andrews, Professor of Black Studies and general shut stirrer, who reached the top of their game whilst complaining they were constantly being discriminated against.
They think they represent british blacks. Yet black people are as diverse as white folk and it is ridiculous to suggest they are all of one world view. ALL decent people are against injustice and I am sick of reverse racists trying to make me feel guilty for being white. Fuck off!
Nominated by Lord Helpuss
Effnik moaners
Ethnic moaners.
Those of you who know me on this site know that I am a proud Brit, even though my suntan is a damn sight better than most of yours.
LBC (Ferrari – yes, O’Brien – no) has just had some gig economy worker (i.e. cab driver) on moaning and bitching. Now with the economy as it is, I can understand the moaning and bitching. What I can’t stand is the inability to speak English properly. My parents are (or were, in the case of my old dear) Indian but insisted on speaking English properly when here. Hence, my ability to use the word hence. This cunt was like every mini-cab driver I’ve ever used in the smoke, and most of the ones I use here in Leicester, now that I have moved (Moggie, I hear you).
The atrocious English made my ears bleed. ‘I here long time. I no know where I get money from from. My job, I not know.’
Fuck off you cunts. Most of these fuckers have been here for over two decades. That was long enough for my old dear to learn the lingo. Why can’t you, you cunts?
Obviously, I’ve been on the sauce, but cunts are cunts and deserve a cunting.
The cunts.
Nominated by Dark key cunt
Meghan Markle (6)
I’m a famous actress you know
A Jumping On The Bandwagon cunting for the lovely, virtue-signalling Meghan, Scourge of Sussex, who has selflessly stepped back from obscurity to inform the world of her support for BLM and Choking George. It’s been ‘devastating’ for her apparently and she remembers the LA riots as a child, something of which I have no doubt, because she ain’t exactly royal stock – a classic biatch from South Central if ever I saw one. The sooner Phil The Greek hires her a driver, the better.
Nominated by The Stained Gusset
BBC Newsnight and Emily Maitlis (yes, yet again)
Ok, one more, because the motherfuckers have asked for it, by not learning a fucking thing from the furore over Maitlis and her bullshit monologue.
Newsnight, once again, deserves a nomination. Aaand Maitlis is back on the show, coming out with fake statistics that purportedly show that the UK has suffered more deaths than the entire EU. Just one problem, the figures are complete and utter bollocks. The FT has already exposed the fact that reporting in EU countries, is flawed. In fact some of the data in foreign countries is so unreliable that, according to the FT’s data guy John Burn-Murdoch, if England had adopted Spain’s new ‘method’, it would have reported just 20 new deaths yesterday (3rd May).
Newsnight is supposed to provide in depth analysis of the headlines, but apparently, nobody on that poxy show considered the numbers to be in any way suspect. Apparently, Newshite got these figures from a site known as “Worldometer”, a site that even Wikipedia thinks is bollocks. The data manager for independent statistics website Our World In Data told CNN that “We think people should be wary, especially media, policy-makers and decision-makers. This data is not as accurate as they think it is.” There you have it, and expert speaks. So why the fuck has Newshite decided to ignore the scandal they found themselves in last week, and jump straight into another? Surely, nobody is that much of a cunt. Oh, wait. This is the BBC. Of course they are.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
Bog roll centre cardboard tubes. Or really their manufacturers.
Yes those things that have served children for decades as binoculars and were essential for every Blue Peter project.
The sneaky cunts have been getting shorter and fatter.
Now this has implications greater than just giving your binoculars a wider field of view.
It also forced the bog roll manufacturers to reduce the width of their sheets and put fewer sheets on each roll. Obviously they do not like doing this so, to protect the mugs (reverse strike -through) customers from this knowledge they continue to have the same size package, plastic wrapping as before. Result – fewer sheets for your money.
You know, just like Pringles – smaller, fewer edibles, same old tube.
So I nominate bog-roll-cardboard-centre-tube (do you know a shorter name?) manufacturers. They are cunts.
Nominated by, Fud-man