The Leftwaffe, once again, have put themselves in my sights. This time, attempting to have a go at Alan Sugar, and completely underestimating their target. Lord Sugar tweeted a comment about Ian Wright’s attire, which wasn’t particularly pleasant to look at. Anyway, the comment contained the sentence “a little too dark?” Naturally, this was disingenuously taken by the Leftwaffe to be a reference to the colour of Ian’s skin, rather than his suit. One dumb shit even tweeted “did Alan Sugar just make a racist comment about Ian Wright?” No, you thick twat. He made a joke about his fucking suit. And this is just one of the many reasons why I hate the Leftwaffe. They will take a comment and deliberately twist it to make it mean something they think they can use against the person posting the comment. It’s what they ALWAYS do, and that’s one of the reasons I despise them. They’re lying, disingenuous cunts.

And as I said, they completely underestimated their targeted. Alan Sugar and Ian Wright are friends, have been for years. And the comment was a joke. And as soon as Sugar heard about the Leftwaffe getting all bent out of shape over that joke, he went back onto twatter and hit them with a broadside, telling them to “shut the fuck up” and “go to hell”. And since these pansy ass lefties are used to people immediately doing a U-turn and begging for forgiveness that will never be forthcoming, I imagine it came as quite a surprise to encounter someone who was willing and more than able to stand up to them.

Who the fuck did they think they were dealing with? Alan Sugar is a top businessman. He’s been a top businessman for at least forty years. You don’t get to the top, and stay there, in business by being a soft twat. You need to be as hard as fuck, and Lord Sugar is definitely hard as fuck. He will be not be silenced, and he certainly won’t be cancelled. You’ve lost this one dickheads. Do what Alan says. Shut the fuck up and move on. You bunch of cunts.

Nominated by QDM

QDM wanted a second helping

The Leftwaffe and their dipshit cancel culture deserve a nomination. Yes, those ignorant, far left, self important, faux geniuses on twitter have struck again. This time, their target is George R R Martin, author of the Game of Thrones series of novels, which after about twenty years he’s yet to finish. Apparently, George is a racist, sexist, homophobe and transphobe. Why? Because while hosting this year’s Hugo awards, he mispronounced the names of some authors. The utter cunt. And in video released prior to the awards, he talked about the Oscars and the Emmy’s, describing the Emmy award as a woman with wings. That made him sexist. Also, whilst talking about some other award, he called it by the name it was known as prior to it being changed last year. Oh yes, he also praised dead white male authors, so that made him racist. And sexist. Not sure where the homophobia and transphobia fit into it. Then again, these dipshit allegations come from the kind of people who would accuse a urinal in the men’s toilets of being transphobic.

Naturally, this prompted the usual bullshit on Twitter from the type of dickheads who think they’re intellectually and morally superior to everyone else, but really aren’t. One asshole tweeted: “I wish I lived in a world where George R R Martin didn’t feel comfortable in expressing his opinion”. Clearly the sort who only believes in free speech when the speech is in line with their own fascist bullshit. And when George made the huge mistake of tweeting an apology, there was much screaming that it wasn’t good enough and not a real apology. One particularly retarded cunt tweeted an offer to teach George, for money, how to make a proper apology. Even though their against capitalism. Not that against it if they’re not willing to do it for free.

The WORST thing anyone who triggers the demented Leftwaffe can do, is a apologise. All it does is make the fuckers worse. It’s the literal red rag to be a bull. The best thing is either to ignore them or, better still, go on the attack. They’re going to at least try to cancel you anyway, so you may as well go out fighting. These motherfuckers have no concept of things like decency, honesty and most especially, irony. If they did, they would realise that THEY are the fascists, racists, homophobes, sexists etc.

In the US, and shortly over here, there is a concerted effort to sideline women for the cult of transsexuality. Many public bodies, such as the American Cancer Society, don’t talk about women anymore, they talk about “individuals with a cervix”. Err, that women, you dumb cunts. Because only women have a cervix. Just like it’s only women who have periods. Men CANNOT have periods, as these evil fascist bastards claim. Why? Because biology motherfuckers.

“Clap for Nicola”
As The Iron Lady once said, “rejoice! rejoice!”, for July 19th will be a landmark in the history of our proud island. Yes, on that blesséd day, Nicola Sturgeon, SNP leader, First Minister of Scotland and Mother of the Nation, will reach her 50th birthday. Rejoice indeed!
In honour of this momentous occasion, one Siobhan McCann, presumably one of the Beloved Leader’s ardent devotees, has launched a “clap for Nicola” campaign. Yes, at 8pm on the 19th, Ms McCann expects a show of appreciation for Wee Jimmy, which she no doubt believes is owed by all True and Proper Scots. McCann gushes like a true sychophant “our First Minister has done an exceptional job throughout what’s been a strange year so far, to say the least. Let’s have ‘the full regalia’ on Sunday… Get the pipes and pots out for Oor Nicola, and make sure that Westminster hears!”.
Now I think that anyone with half a brain cell can see what’s actually going on here; the twee reference to “Oor Nicola” and the clunky “make sure that Westminster hears” reveal this to be just another cheapo attempt by the SNP to score a political point against the UK government.
Having said that, I’d add that there is something deeply cringeworthy, not to say a bit sinister, a bit North Korean, about the SNP cult of The Leader that’s developing around Wee Jimmy across the border. Did I say “cult”? Actually you could replace the letter “l” with an “n” and it would be equally appropriate.

Nominated by Ron Knee

@European fruit pickers.

Not long into the lockdown, there was a plea from UK farmers about European pickers are needed or else we will all starve. Now a few things need to be established about this. Yes it’s hard work. Yes it’s no everyone’s first choice of a job. Yes it’s seasonal.

You also have to bare in mind that the pay is crap. The conditions are crap. Assuming there are not enough people in that area the distance is too far. The answer was fly in Europeans who are happy to get shit money, live in piss poor conditions, but still by their standards earn a fortune. With all this in mind they bussed in said Europeans….No tests, no doubt no security checks etc.

Here we are a few months later and one of the poor poor farmers who pleaded that without these special people we would starve and they would go broke there has been an outbreak of the fear bug. 73 of of them. So enforced self isolation has been imposed…..except 3 of them (1 being positive) have upped and fucked off. No one knows where. with this in mind I would like to nominate en-mass EVERY CUNT THAT WAS INVOLVED, with a heartfelt FUCK YOU to all.

Nominated by halloweenjack

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