Is this the real life or is it just fantasy?

A Cunting please for millennial tourist, Miles Routledge, who is now stuck in Afghanistan and fearing for his life after boasting of his tour to visit the ten most dangerous countries in the World.

Routledge is a 21 year old student and, according to his friends, an obsessive attention seeker. He has been boasting online, and gathering quite a following in the process, of his intention to “goof off and soak the sun” in what he has determined, after careful research, to be the most dangerous countries in the World – the ones the Foreign Office tell you not to visit under any circumstances.

He has already “soaked up the sun” (and quite a bit of radiation) in Chernobyl. He is currently “goofing off and soaking up the sun” in Afghanistan, where he has already had a brush with the Taliban. He has also posted pictures of himself posing next to an Afghan military checkpoint where he said “ I kind of just thought, I’m going to be killed by the Taliban, fair enough.” Duh!

Routledge has recently posted other updates on his Facebook page where he spoke about the “anarchy” unfolding in Kabul and the psychological toll it had taken on him. He said he was in a “bit of a pickle” after flights were cancelled. Clearly reality is beginning to set in.

Routledge has now posted that he will be part of an “emergency evacuation” after apparently finding refuge with Western forces. A since-deleted picture showed him posing in a flak jacket with a British flag on it, while holding a rifle. I’m sure the British Forces need this numpty clinging around their necks like a Taliban induced hole in the head.

He’s now complaining that he has been abandoned by the British Embassy as they did not respond to his calls to get him urgently out of Afghanistan.

Mr Routledge is sadly typical of the type of Millennial moron obsessed with social media up ticks. In the process he’s quite prepared to make a nuisance of himself and put others at risk. The only thing this goof is likely to soak up is Taliban bullets.

The most dangerous cunt in the World.

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Nominated by – MMCM

Let’s hope he looked up all the vegetables that are poisonous to dogs. (He hasn’t)

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Lewis Hamalcunt, I ask what is wrong with this fucking idiot, a vegan bulldog FFS, does this fuck monkey posess a brain, I reckon he, s been breathing exhaust gas to long, he truly is a world champion cunt…

Nominated by –  Fuglyucker, but it was way too short so here’s more from – CuntyMort

Lewis you may be a card carrying tax avoiding cunt stop treating your hound as a vegitarian, dogs eat Meat you fucking twat. It’s about time cunts like this cunt were given a judicial kicking for animal cruelty.

God and nature designed dogs as carnivores not fucking vegitarian’s. FFS give me strength fucking vegetarian cunts. Put all the cunts down

Don’t cry honey, nobody would even know who you were without your dad or his friends.

A fuck you/ It’s not fair (see what I did there) cunting for our favorite musical mong aka Lily Allen. Allegedly music bosses knew her (in a biblical sense) she is now going to cunt them in a new album with naming and shaming. Lily a word to the wise, It ain’t going to end well.

Lily for the love of Christ why don’t you devote your self to dinghy riders and other peaceful cunts, better still take the motor out for a spin and ram a large tree or something?

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I felt abused listening to her mockney music back in the 2000’s.

Nominated by – Cuntymort

He knows a bit about payoffs.

My employer has just announced the details of it’s pay offer, which has been debated since approximately August 2019. It is a three year ‘award’ ending next August and has been presented in a 25 page document and slideshow.

Along with an electronic calculator. the idea being you put your details in and this wonderful device will tell you exactly what you can expect, the only snag being the fucking thing is permanently disabled and the only message you get is one saying apologies it is being mended etc.

I don’t know how much time and energy it takes to say ”You aren’t getting fuck all this year, you cunt, because we fucking despise you”. You could lose the will to live trying to figure these things out, probably deliberate so they won’t have to pay your pension. You must have to be a particular sort of misanthropic bastard to draw up one of these things.

Nominated by – Mary Hinge

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s royal correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today has seen another sensational development in the Epstein sex scandal, with the news that a law suit has been filed against Prince Andrew in New York, by his alleged victim Virginia Roberts. We are immensely privileged to be granted a world exclusive interview by Prince Andrew, who has graciously condescended to speak to us in order to present his view of the matter”.

“Indeed, my good fellow. It is imperative when one has nothing to hide that one speaks in a frank and honest matter to the lower orders, what?”.

“What? Oh sorry. Yes. So, your royal huffiness, what is your immediate reaction to the news concerning the law suit?”.

“Erm (shuffles nervously, averts eyes) well, one is afraid that on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to respond to that question”.

“Well we understand that the action may not be allowed to proceed to court. But if it does, and you lose, experts are stating that you could face a damages bill of up to $100 million. That must give you great cause for concern, surely?”.

“*gulp* (runs finger around rim of collar) one is afraid that on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to respond to that question”.

“I see. At any rate, you’ve indicated previously that you’d be willing to speak to the FBI in relation to the case, but have yet to do so. Are you in fact prepared to speak to the US authorities or not?”.

“One is *cough* afraid that on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to respond to that question”.

“Should this matter proceed to trial, it would do so in a civil court, and you would not be obliged to attend. Nevertheless, don’t you think that attending would be the right and proper thing to do?”.

” One is afraid that *splutter* on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to *choke* respond to that question”.

“For heaven’s sake. What do you say to those who argue that there’s one law to protect the rich and privileged, and another that the rest of us must abide by?”.

“Sorry old bean. Must scoot. I’m due at the Pizza Express in Woking in under an hour…” (disappears at a rate of knots).

“No sweat, if you’ll pardon the expression. I’m sure that our followers will be delighted and impressed, as always, by the absolute candour displayed by His Royal Highness during the course of this interview. It makes you proud to be British. This is *sigh* Ron Knee, returning you to the studio”.

Andrew to face Sex Allegation Charges

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(One suspects any alleged lawsuit successfully made and won against Andrew, will be paid by us plebs, probably! – Day Admin)