The BBC (49)

 

The BBC where mass protests apparently don’t exist. Unless they fit into their narrative.

BBC AGAIN!!!

I mean it was always laughable at the coverage they gave the protests before but even this takes the biscuit, the tea and the fucking hot water.

On Saturday I travelled from Norfolk to London to Bristol to see a friend. Whilst getting from kings cross to Paddington station ( fuck off bear, you cunt, coming over here and eating all our marmalade sandwiches) I noticed the amount of people heading for the march up at Hyde park.

It was the circle line and it was rammed with people not wearing masks etc. Must have been two hundred on the platform at least. All anti lockdown.
Anyway according to auntie beeb

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57623110

It was a few thousand protesters not just from anti lockdown but from extinction rebellion (pfft) free palesitine etc etc.Well from the pictures I have seen and from people I know who went tens of thousands turned up and 99.99% were anti lockdown.

Amazing how the BBFICKINGC managed to find pictures of all the 0.01% of other protesters and harp on about them. I know we have had numerous cuntings on this same subject and totally understand if not posted Admin but I just need to vent.
Just by the sheer numbers I saw on the train going 5 stops I KNOW there would have have more than “just thousands “ attending.

We all know the numbers so why oh why oh why BBC ( loved points of view in the 70’s and 80’s especially the Not the 9 o’clock News parody) do you fudge it all.
It’s not like you can’t be disproved anymore.

Oh and if I can get a decent recording on my phone for the journey back on the train you have to listen to the stasi train driver giving his wisdom on wearing masks and how we are all just horrible horrible people for not adhering to the rules.

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt

Seconded by: Everyonesacunt

I would like too second this if I may. I know BB Cunts have been done time and time again but, I looked for a weather forecast then like a fool clicked the news button and without even spending 10 seconds found the following bullshit there just to force their fucking agendas on Joe public.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-wales-57601942

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-57604310

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57609207

Last story furtively peddling Euro harmony.
So Gays trans cunts. Ethnics B lacks and fucking Europeans. Cunts the B B cunt.

(Please note from tomorrow we’ll be moving back to the classic four weekday  nominations with bonus ones at the weekend format after having a bit of a Summer clearout – DA)

Adverts (2)

I would like to nominate the double woke hypocracy standard that is the latest type of advertising.

The way that someone of a darker shade is included in every ad, every film no matter how ridiculous, think recent Ann Boleyn and many others, then you can’t call Uncle Ben’s rice, because that’s waaaaayyysist and sends the wrong message and show coloured people in a negative light, so now it’s just Ben’s rice FFS.

So the flip side of this coin is we have coloured fuckwits who say things like nie pounds nigny nighhh, so the gobshite fuckwits speak that’s completely unintelligible fuck muppery that puts on good image on the latest woke ads and people think ads like KFC, Go Daddy website company and the the latest Olay for chimps ad.

How does going on the telly, talking like a fuck wit that never went to school and generally looking like a cunt improve the image for coloured people, this doesn’t help, doesn’t sell products and if Uncle Ben offends WTF are ads like the above supposed to be about….woke ads for cunts or not for cunts that is the question…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Apologies the last cunting didn’t show up in the search, enjoy a bonus new one. – DA

Harry & Meghan (12)

Lovely man, faithful to his heritage.

Harry Hewitt and the Markle Creature are still cunts. But, this time, even they have surpassed themselves.

These two shitheads turned down a royal title for Lickle Archiebald. Apparently, they didn’t like the title Earl of Dumbarton because it featured the word ‘Dumb’.

Only thing is, it doesn’t feature the word dumb at all. Dumbarton is a town in Scotland. With its name originating from the Gaelic for ‘Fort of the Britons’. Only these two cunts would see something negative in it, and their ‘dislike’ of the name and the town is pure bog standard school playground level shit. It’s like the seven year old spotting a rude word inside a bigger word in the dictionary and being chuffed to bits and telling his classmates. One can bet that Harry’s horrendous Praying Mantis of a wife is behind this ridiculous and immature rebuttal. But the whole thing just sums them up. These cunts are seemingly offended by everything, including words and names of old Scottish towns.

As Alan Hansen (or EMF) might say ‘Un-be-fucking-lievable!’

Nominated by: Norman

And more by Hard Brexit Cunt

A regal cunting for the Duke and Duchess of Hewitt who are about to star in a remake of the film Dumb and Dumber.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2021/06/23/exclusive-harry-meghan-rejected-earl-dumbarton-title-archie/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr

They whinged to Oprah Winfrey that their son Archie Hewitt-Markle has to make do without the title of Prince until his grandmother’s ex-husband becomes King.

However, they have decided that the title Earl of Dumbarton is not suitable for little Archie because they believe that he will be bullied for having a title containing the word ‘dumb’.

Perhaps Archie might be called Dumbo if he grows the same ears as Prince Charles despite inheriting no genes from the heir to the throne.

Sadly, for Archie his parents are dumb and deserve the abbreviated title of Earl and Countess of Dumb.

Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of Harry & Meghan, but maybe something interesting happens. Like they somehow manage not to do an interview for 12 seconds. Or he agrees to do a DNA test for his parentage.

Lorde (3)

La-la-la-la Lorde

Lorde is a cunt.

Now, who the frig is Lorde? I hear you ask. Well, she’s a singer from New Zealand and a current woke favourite. But why is she a cunt?

Well, she is putting out her new album on vinyl and download, but not on CD. Lorde sees CDs as ‘bad’ and a threat to the environment. That’s the story anyway. She claims she doesn’t want to be responsible for CDs that end up thrown in a landfill site after a couple of years.

First of all, who the fuck throws away a CD album two years after buying it (unless it’s crap)? Then again, it could just be a gimmick and a way of shifting the more expensive vinyl editions (of which there are many, of course).

So I think the smell of publicity and moolah is definitely eclipsing the stench of landfills containing discarded CDs. I may be a cynical old(ish) cunt, but I know a stunt when I see one.

The album in question – Solar Power – has a quite spectacular and pleasing cover though.

Nominated by: Norman

https://superdeluxeedition.com/news/lorde-offers-fans-a-discless-version-of-her-new-album-solar-power/

https://www.popbuzz.com/music/artists/lorde/news/solar-power-album-cd-music-box-vinyl/

Don’t click the top link at work or if your wife is nearby.

Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt helpfully supplied an additional link:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mariasherm2/lorde-butt-solar-power-album-cover-story

 

Muslim Athletes’ Charter

An athletic trendsetter of a sort….

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57512924

https://twitter.com/NujumSports

Kneeling before matches to glorify a career criminal who ran out of breath is simply not enough. Premier League clubs are now signing up to a Muslim Athlete’s Charter.

The charter seeks to “challenge organisations” to make progress in supporting Muslim sportsmen and women, with signatories pledging to “create positive change”.

There appears to be no end to the hypocritical whinging of peacefuls demanding respect for a 7th century Peter File and disgustingly, cruelly slaughtered food to be served on tap, after centuries of Arab and Turkish rule where non-Muslims were forced to pay the repugnant jizya tax and live as second-class dhimmis.

A cunt called Ebadur Rahman, founder and chief executive of Nujum Sports, moans of “the difficulties being able to practice my religion”. Well, isn’t he lucky that he isn’t a Christian, Jew or Jedi Warrior in the savage sandpit of Saudi Arabia?

Fucking sick of it.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt