The excellent rule of thumb when dealing with most issues nowadays is Cui Bono? Who benefits? Not the people these campaigns claim to ‘help’.

Everybody with a working set of genitals and more than 2 braincells knows you can’t go banging random slappers without running the risk of unwanted pregnancies, clap or the AIDS. I am already aware of those facts. I do not need some patronising, dungaree-wearing, lezzer-looking munter with a Hitler haircut and a Government non-job to tell me it’s a bit risky.

AIDS awareness? If you play ringpiece-roulette long enough, sooner or later you’re gonna get a double zero.

Knife crime awareness? I’m sure the victims of this menace are more than aware of the dangers of Leeroy waving a Rambo knife in their faces as he demands reparations for colonialism. Those that think mugging and gang war are a rather unsavoury way of earning a living already choose not to carry a knife. No awareness is needed. Those that do carry knives will stick your awareness up your arse, right before they slice you up and take your cash.

Sickle cell anæmia awareness. Why do I need to be aware of a disease I can never suffer from?

Rainbow laces, multi-coloured ribbons, plastic wristbands, scholarships, bursaries, grants, techni-coloured flags, leaflets, ad campaigns, charidees and so on … and on and on.

Aside from the Government cultivating and nurturing a constant climate of fear, guilt and virtue signalling, there are an enormous number of organizations and individuals that benefit financially from this bullshit.

How about a ‘Mind your own business, get your hand off my wallet, your claptrap out of my earshot and go and fuck yourself’ awareness day?

The Atlantic News Link

Nominated by: Termujin

Women footballers find kicking a mens ball and playing in mens footbal boots a bit too much for their feminine bodies……apparently.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-63636201

You will note, this story has been somewhat ‘hidden’ in the lesser viewed health section of the BBC website, rather than also appearing on the more regularly visited sports pages.

Apparently womens football wants to be some much more inclusive to compete with the mens game, that not only to they want to compete seperately in different leagues and tournaments….and only with other women in a team- they are now suggesting they should play with a beach ball and in slippers, so they don’t hurt their- quite obviously unequal to men- bodies.

Equality when it suits…. eh ladies??

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

Martin Lewis and news reporting.

I am sick of seeing this man’s face. It seems like 4 or 5 out of 10 online news stories are about our Martin.

Daily Record Link

Don’t get me wrong. He does try hard to steer people in the right direction, regarding getting a pound or so out of the fat cats. Indeed, his bank switching advice has netting me over £2k, which I’ve spent on booze and party nibbles, but for the sake of my sanity Martin , take a long holiday somewhere obscure.

Sun News Link

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

The first rule of medicine is do no harm, now for some reason this has gone over the head of our esteemed NHS.

A number of years ago I was diagnosed with PADs (PAD Terminology – Day Admin) which if you check on lower limb you will find it is inoperable, bit of a bastard but fuck it that’s life.

So to add to it I was hit with a DVT (DVT Terminology – Day Admin) in the same limb, given a paracetamol by the nice chap at AE and told to fuck off.

Obviously things got worse and I ended up being referred to a consultant who said that they could do better. A bypass he said!

Now I am thinking fuck me, NICE guidelines say that this is not possible, but as the man says “things have moved on” and I went for it.

So after a rather extreme operation where spare parts were stripped from one leg and put in the other, I woke to have a pulse in my leg, first time in 4 years, truly a miracle of modern science!

it lasted 3 days, next thing you know I am writhing in agony as the transplant fails, they tap pencils on their teeth and decide whether to re intervene or not, decide they will go for it and then cancel at the last minuet saying that the chances of the graph blocking again is too high so they wont do it.

Now for the fucking punch line, the consultant (some twatty hospital one) says, well we have tried and I am afraid there has been no change, you are back where you are.

At this point I am supposed to say “Well thank you doctor I know you tried your best” apart from I didn’t.

Now I have just r-eread Nice guidelines, and it has been updated in 2020 so things have changed, stents are ok and bypass is ok, where as they were not before.

Thing is I was not the only one, there were 3 of us who failed last week, so that is 3 of us who now have two fucked legs each, we have lost mobility to these actions.

Stop playing god and sort your shit out.

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

PROJECT FEAR – Doom, Gloom and the Mainstream Media

A massive ‘WTF’ Cunting for Television and Radio media, Newspaper editors, online bloggers, pundits and Westminster politicians who incessantly feed us endless predictions of doom, gloom and tales of woe.

“It’s a crisis”, “It’s another crisis”, “the Migrant Crisis”, “the cost of living crisis that’s affecting families”, “we’re in the middle of an energy crisis”, “the climate crisis must be adressed by the UK” …. etc … etc

• The Covid Pandemic
• Brexit crisis as lorries queue for miles in Kent
• Constitutional crisis over Northern Ireland border issue
• Downing street broke covid rules
• Tory leadership crisis
• Scottish Independance referendum plagues Wrstminster
• New bird flu outbreak
• Major shortage of turkeys for christmas
• minimal egg production as birds are culled
• Drought risks as global warming causes reservoirs to dry up
• Energy cost rises out of control
• Gas shortages as Russia limits pipeline flow
• High risk of powercuts during winter
• Age concern warns of risk of pensioners freezing this winter
• Families forced to choose between heating or eating
• 400% rise in food bank usage
• Truss growth policies causes markets meltdown
• Kwarteng sacked and Truss ousted after worst 3 weeks for country
• Northern Ireland government crisis as parties fail to compromise
• Albanian criminal gangs flooding into UK
• Immigration out of control
• Victims fleeing persecution forced to wait over a year to be assessed in unacceptably poor 4 star hotel temporary accomodation
• Motorways gridlocked as ponces glue themselves to gantries
• Morons throw custard over works of art
• Russia threatens nuclear strikes if West continues supporting Ukraine
• Civil servants living in mortal fear of harsh words as ministers ‘bully’ them
• Inflation spitalling out of control / xxxxx (insert organisation here) out on strike over pay …..

(Consider yourself very fortunate I could be bothered to turn this lump of text into a bulleted list for readability. See Nomination Rule #4. Grrr – NA)

I remember when news readers read facts out, impartially, in-passionately, calmly, whether good news or bad. Today, it’s all panic, scare mongoring, too busy calling for heads to roll or pushing agendas.

I went to sleep before the pandemic – woke up and found I was back in the 1970’s. I want a refund. I want rationality back. I want optimism back. I want my country back …

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings