Lance Armstrong is a cunt, isn’t he.

A bicycle shop in Austin, Texas owned by substance-abuser Armstrong has suddenly refused to provide and repair bicycles for the cops because of police brutality. This is a tad odd as they’d been awarded a $300,000 contract in order to….provide and repair bicycles for the cops. As only $52000 has been spent, that’s rather a tidy profit.

They then had the brass to say that they “are not anti-police” and that they trust “our local police force will protect us from the very threats we are facing right now.”

Therefore, it’s not alright to provide and repair police bicycles because 0.1% of police are racist but it’s alright to cheat by injecting drugs into your scrotum then continually fibbing about it to win seven Tour De Frances.

There hasn’t been such an arrogant, cheating, junkie shitbag since that fat, hoodwinking Maradona cunt.

Get on your virtue-signalling bike to Oprah Winfrey, Armstrong.
On your marks, get set, fuck off!

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Caroline Flack whinging cunts.

Absolutely sick of hearing about this cunt. She fucking hit her partner, caused injury and got arrested. The same as any other cunt would. Why the fuck do all these people think she should have been exempt from the rules for being a fucking useless celeb cunt? Don’t get it at all – she was bang to fucking rights. If I went home and twatted my missus I’d be Instantly arrested for domestic violence, charged and sentenced – regardless of any underlying mental health issues. CPS got this one 100% right. People commit suicide in jail frequently- shall we start letting them all out now and never charging anyone again just in case?

It seems to have got to a stage in this country that unless your a white working class male, everyone has an excuse, defence or “valid reason” as to why they can break their own rules- think BLM criminally damaging statues, Dominic Cummings doing what he wants, MPs (say no more), women crying wolf and equal rights shit- until the bills need paying, the PC brigade, the Asian invasion, the surge in half of society seemingly having mental health issues now it seems to be “in” etc etc. Absolutely sick of these types of cunts effectively having a laminated invulnerability card they can pull out and wave around to get away with shit.

Nominated by Jack Cunt

It goes without saying given the sensitive nature of the topic but be careful about what you say on this one – Admin

A ‘would you like fries with that?’-level cunting for students and their cunt parents and even bigger cunt teachers who are blaming the nasty tories and exam board that they didnt get the grades their woke instructors predicted, with some 36% lower than predicted (despte more A and A* this year) and more than few being off by two grades.

Weirdly this external moderation system Labour are now pointing fingers at was agreed with by the big teaching unions as far back as April. This was to take into account work done in earlier terms and help weigh the grades ro a standard, set of criteria, rather than just give students wildly optimistic grades as done in bedwetting socialist Scotland where teachers were worried about the effect such standards might have on less privileged pupils.
Expect each pupil in Scotland to get a small trophy, a rosette, a pouch of Capri-Sun and a Cadbury’s Creme Egg for turning up.

If the pupils in England and Wales arent happy they can take an exam in the Autumn and see which grade is higher then use that as their grade when applying to study Fashion and Media with Gender at East Anglia or Bangor.

Degree free with your tepid pint of Fosters at the union bar. Just dont skip Freshers Week.

Cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

David Whitely

Nope me neither but

This cunt goes by the name of DJ sideman. He has just quit the BBC because in a news report a white female BBC reporter used the N word or The GGD (Guy Gibson’s dog) word. I had never heard of Mr Whitely either but his outrage at a white person using the GGD word in A news report was so great he could stand it no longer and stormed out the door and has left the BBC. I presume he will now proceed to gain lawful employment as an architect.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12351680/bbc-n-word-row-1xtra-dj-sideman-quits-racial-slur/

But what has made my piss boil is that a quick trawl of DJ sideboards playlist includes plenty of acts that use the N word without any problem. Many of the bands, rappers will also talk of Incredible misogyny and violence. All things that DJ side-saddle seems ok with.

These cunts will look for anything, any reason to make a noise about how persecuted they are and how Mr White has wronged them. Anyone else had enough?

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

That surname is almost as ironic as Wiley being a Tottenham Hotspur fan – Admin

The Beatles were and are cunts.
This isn’t a cunting based on their musical output and even Yoko Fucking Ono has nothing to do with this one. I can’t even blame her for this one.

They are cunts because they stabbed a mate of theirs in the back in the worst way possible and they didn’t even have the balls to tell him to his face. Not only that, they continued putting the boot into Pete Best as they ascended to fame and fortune. Attempting to justify their utterly cuntish behaviour by spreading crap like he had no sense of humour, he didn’t talk, he couldn’t play drums, which I think is all bollocks and excuses.

And who did they replace the lad with? Ringo Starr! I mean, if they had got Keith Moon or Mitch Mitchell, it would at least have been sort of understandable. But Ringo fucking Starr?! Just how bad could Pete have been? Sacking and shafting the bloke in the most dirty and cowardly way possible is bad enough, but losing his job and arguably the biggest drumming gig in history to Ringo Starr?! Talk about adding insult to injury.

They could and can yap on all they like about how they didn’t rate Best as a drummer (so, they got two solid years of bookings in German clubs and endless Cavern gigs with a shit drummer?), but the bottom line is they sacked the bloke because they were cunts. And the way they did it (or had it done) shows that they were cunts.

Also added. Paul McCartney saying Best wasn’t great as a musician, then having Linda McCartney is his band for years?! Do fuck off.

And let’s not even start on the Plastic Cunting Fucking Ono Band.

Nominated by Norman

Even their music isn’t actually that good in my opinion – admin