Pure Cremation Adverts

Pure Cremation adverts on the telly. These cunts are all happy go lucky, all on the piss like they’re having a pre death party. I’m all for cutting out those money raping cunts, namely funeral directors but fuck me these adverts are something else. Who the Fuck has a good piss up because they’ve sorted out that after they’ve snuffed it they’ll be chucked on a bonfire like Guy Fawkes on bonfire night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXVZaQyq6J0
(Video link passed on by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by DLP

Dizzie Rascal


Dizzie Rascal

If you haven’t heard of him, he’s a ‘grime artist ‘ (shouts obscenities in sootie language to fast drum beats and dalek music).

He’s quite famous, to the point he got an MBE. A role model for the stabby kids to look up to, apparently.

Well, he’s just been found guilty of assaulting his ex. He did it with a little kid in his arms at the time and took phones of her and her mum to stop them filming his attack.

I’m sure he asked nicely.

At first he admitted the attack, but then changed his mind and said she attacked him or some shite.

Yup. He dindunuffin, innit bruv?

It gets better. As he left the court with sentencing due at some point soon, he then attacked a photographer, smashing his camera up with the media watching.

Not the brightest, is old Dizzie. And not the fucking big role model after all then, eh?

Serves the BBC et al right, for sucking his knob for the last few years.

He’s a fucking cunt, like most ‘rappers’.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-60653545

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

KINDLY CUT OUT THE DIRECT PRIMATE REFERENCES AND BLATANT RACIAL SLURS – Admin.

Interfering Wankers

Interfering Wankers

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/07/hailed-as-heroes-scottish-gardeners-who-rescued-trio-from-ukraine

These people who go barrelling into conflict zones to “do good” are a fucking liability…had they been shot or taken hostage no doubt there would have been a Twitter clamour to make them into national heroes…when,in fact, they have no business being there in the first place.

I’m afraid I also include in this Cunting those British people who have rushed to join in the fight against Russia…unless they have military experience,they will probably be nothing but a liability. Although I’m sure that some are doing it with the best of intentions,I suspect that some made hysterical claims on Facebook, or the like, and now find it difficult to back out.

These untrained and unprepared people are nothing but Terry Waite-types and idealistic fantasists in the main.

Nominated by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Comic Relief (6)


Be fair… it’s shit isn’t it?

Every year the chuggers wheel out a load a load of puerile, cheap telly courtesy of the BBC. It ain’t funny, it’s just a load of people arsing about to part us from our hard earned cash. Nationalised chugging persuading us to give money to spongers, third world dictators and people in famine and war zones breeding children when they should know better. How do they manage it? Anorexics don’t have children – their bits shut down. So how the fuck do they manage it in these third world shit holes?

As if we don’t pay enough in taxes in contributions to the overseas aid budget the biggest bunch of left-on virtue seeking wankers appears on our screens and airways, telling us to part with even more of our dosh.

Dick heads drive their cars around with stupid plastic appendages attached to the grill and others dress in fancy dress crap or bake cakes for ‘good causes’.

And do you know what really pisses me off about Red Nose Day? The fact that my grandchildren will be forced to join in at school today by a load of leftie teachers. Nobody should be forced to join in this shit or indoctrinated with propaganda in the schoolroom. Nobody. It’s not right.

Last year I made Mrs D a promise. I’ll donate £10 for, every time they make me laugh. Seemed fair and reasonable.

This year I’ll give them the same as I gave them last year. Sweet fuck all because, let’s me be honest, woke killed comedy and these cunts frankly just ain’t funny…

Nominated by Dioclese

Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe (2)


Thank fuck this silly tart has been released. Perhaps we won’t have to put up with her fucking husband giving his woe is me speech. I have no doubt she will go back to Iran at some point and the dozy cow will get arrested (again) and locked up again.

Suggestion for hubby, fucking grow a pair and tell her no more visits to the mad mullahs.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10618677/Nazanin-Zaghari-Ratcliffe-released-Iran.html

Nominated by Cuntymort

Seconded by: Fuglyucker

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAVbbeq?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

Nazanine Razzy Ratcliff/ whatever the fuck is back, i have been sick of hearing this cunts name for the last 6 years, she,s back she wants a week of privacy to try and reconnect with her family and then she,s going to be ear fucking us all for the next 7 years im sure.

700 million pounds down and we have back our new immigrant who isnt even a Brit ffs, she has gone over to that fly blown shit hole, allegedly spied, spread propaganda [ all denied of course ] got locked up, no smoke without fire i think and now her husband, who has been spanking the monkey for 6 years is reunited [ i hope she is worth it] how long till the divorce i wonder.

This fucker will be on the news non stop, i wonder how long it will be before she announces she is going back there, money well spent, excuses about paying debts for tanks in the 70,s is how bungling Boris is spinning this story, add it to the council tax scare crow boy.

Well im so pleased we have her back, fucking ecstatic, ffs, welcome back to our new cunt…..