Sex Litter

Sex Litter.
When your working and stop for a bacon and egg butty,
A view of the beautiful Peak District and a hot cuppa,
You dont want to see cum filled rubber Johnnie’s hanging from the bushes and shitty undercrackers where some Adrian delatouche or Michael Barrymore type had been bummed in the foliage.

Call me fussy but its off putting.

Big Baps is a roadside cafe near Hattersley (where the moors murderers lived)
Ive eaten there,
I liked the catchy name.
Just down the road in Mottram you can sit on a bench next to a lifesize bronze sculpture of painter Lowry.

Simple pleasures for simple folk.

But this is being ruined by the Ducky brigade,
Bumming each other ragged and leaving a mess.
I thought the honky-tonk club were environmentally aware?

A dog could choke on a discarded salty rubber thinking its a snack,
Or a flid in a wheelchair get spunk an shite all over its wheels.

Truck an van drivers want to eat at a nice establishment without the mary annes causing litter and open air sodomy.

Peter Sutcliffe must be turning in his grave.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/big-baps-caf-next-men-23389594

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt

Food Travel Shows

Gordon Ramsay/ Anthony Bourdain/ food travel shows.

Everyone eats food, alot of people like to travel, a foodie travel TV show = great TV so you’d think.

I’ll start with Ramsay.

I downloaded Uncharted and The great escape by this cunt. Why does the bellend have to keep stating he is Scottish? He slips it in on average 3 times per 45 minute show, and I quote ‘I know about whiskey, I’m Scottish and I’ve been to a few distillery’s’. What’s that Gordon? You went to a few before you left Scotland at the age of 5?. Another equally ridiculous moment in the cuntfest was him talking to a pilot in a float plane, pilot says to the wrinkled dishcloth faced cunt ‘ we’ll be landing on that lake in front of us so I’ll pull the power’. Our kilted tartan hero with a look of absolute shock says..’ YOU’RE GOING TO PULL THE POWER?’, I’m assuming this multi millionaire cunt has flown before but for some reason thinks that planes land full throttle? Cunt.

Anthony Bourdain. Parts unknown.

CNN cunt, all his shows end up with a bunch of rich dodgy cunts eating expensive food and talking absolute shit. Living in the CNN circle probably had a lot of shit on alot of the cunts and was found dangling from a rope In France 2018. Long story short, I deleted the fucking lot. ((Edit at your pleasure))

Nominated by Cuntflu

Mumble Acting

Mumbling Cunts in Films.

I’m trying to watch “Donnie Brasco” and can’t make out half of what’s being said. Subtitles aren’t available either.

I know my hearing isn’t brilliant but even when the volume is turned right up,I can’t decipher what they’re on about….but I can certainly hear the fucking ads. when they come on.

Donnie Brasco can fuck off….Naked Attraction,here I come.

Nominated by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Rishi Sunak [6]


Here we go again, Rishi Sunak the “tax cutting chancellor” who has overseen taxation reaching unprecedented levels of pain. The Chancellor who is happy to be part of a government that is shortly going to screw the UK permanently into the ground with their absurd Net Zero policies (which nobody voted for incidentally). He is “going to help the plebs” by cutting 5p off Fuel Duty. FIVE PENCE. Think about it. With fuel prices having increased by at least an extra 50 pence a litre he’s raking in an extra 10p/litre on VAT alone. That’s 10p more than the cunt was taking before and he has the audacity to offer 5p off Fuel Tax to “help”.

Did you know that you pay VAT on top of Fuel Tax itself? Fuel Tax itself is 58p a litre. The VAT on top of this tax (the “tax on a tax” ) is 10 pence. That’s 10 pence of unjustified tax that was already being paid BEFORE fuel prices went crazy.

So why talk about 5p off? I can only think it came from the Government’s massive “virtue signaling department” (this has to be big they do so much of it). “Listen, we’re taking in an extra 10p on VAT so let’s pretend we’re cutting Fuel Duty by 5p and look good. The plebs are so stupid they’ll never notice they are being royally fucked over. And, besides, nobody wants to vote for “the other lot”, we don’t have any opposition [rubs hands].”

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/rishi-sunak-to-cut-fuel-duty-to-ease-cost-of-living-crisis-mhlzhsxfq

Listen, there are local elections coming up in May. Whatever you do don’t vote for any cunt allied to a conservative badge. If there is nobody else you want to vote for then please still vote but spoil your ballot. There are websites out there telling you how to do this or, in the spirit of this website, simply write “all cunts” across it.

FFS?

https://news.sky.com/story/petrol-prices-will-a-cut-in-fuel-duty-make-a-difference-12572097
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Nominated by: Mikdys

Seconded by Spanky Mc Spank with this:

I’ll seconmd this one, what a fucking farce from the government of comedy.

Rishi the billionaire chancellor is going to cut five pence from a litre of fuel that will then be instantly grabbed by the retailers by a price increase….market forces etc will be quoted. Hell, they will probably add on more than the shilling good old “British” Rishi will take off.

It really is an eye watering shame we do not have a strong, realistic opposition at the moment becuase this lot of are a bunch of foul smelling anal discharge. Are Labour talking about the cost of living? fuel prices? food prices?….nope, they are obsessed with what “defines” a woman, race, spongers and gazing at their own champange navels.

Cunts the lot of them, we should have a lynching of all thse overpaid cunts.

Romany Gypsies


Wales Online News Link.

Romany Gypsies playing the fucking victims is a cunt, see above.

You live somewhere nice, rural, quiet and before you know it there’s horses appeared in a field, or a caravan/ caravans, then the land is sold and then your nightmare starts, your local pub becomes a no go zone, and then all sorts of problems start and on it goes.

Then you have an innocent guy, who would never hurt a fly, has never ripped anyone off in his life and I’m sure there’s loads of other things he’s never done, was somewhere else at the time with witnesses and so on and so on, goes on the news bleating about how hard life is, how they cant understand why people don’t welcome them with open arms, how its everyone else’s fault, how they get a raw deal, how/why they will never get planning permission, and the best bit is how they are victims and they are so misunderstood, plod usually don’t want to know.

The place always ending up looking like a scene from snatch and you cant sell your house and move…..

Nomimated by Fuglyucker