I was taking to an old friend today who reminded me of the night I pulled ‘Pamela Anderson.’

He was taking the piss, as for a reason I can’t recall, I’d mentioned beer goggles. I’d told every cunt at the time way back that I’d had a (prime) Pamela Anderson lookalike wanting my cock.

Yes, years ago I’d pulled what I thought was a Baywatch standard bint in a club. I was steaming drunk at the time. I’d probably done 10 -12 pints by that point and a few shots.

Anyway, she gave me her number and said she’d like to meet me when I was sober. I agreed (despite wanting to have my way that very night).

Next afternoon I called her. She seemed surprised but was happy I’d called. We agreed to meet up in a bar the next evening.

I was buzzing and told me mate. I kept saying how fit she was. He laughed and said I must’ve had beer goggles on.

Got to the point where he asked how old I thought she was. My reply? About 22 or 23. He was pissing himself.

I just said he was jealous and went to meet her. I was about 27 at the time.

She was 42 and rank. (And I’m thinking you’re a Brad Pitt lookalike, right? – NA)

I felt fucking awful as I’d got her moist in a bit of text sex.

Upshot was I made some crap excuse about my (long dead) nan having a heart attack and left. And then never replying to her calls and messages until she got the hint.

Beer goggles are a cunt.

Or a boon, short term I suppose!

No link admin, they don’t really exist for this.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Albanian protestors in London today 12th November, demanding that we respect their human rights and relax the laws to allow in thousands of their brethren (could they be relaxed any further?).

Many of them were draped in the Albanian flag, but not the flag of the country where they now reside and demand everything under the sun. Well fuck off back there then, your country needs you.

Nominated by: mystic maven

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Pissboiling link here:

Daily Mail Link

P.S Given Albania’s WW2 record, neither desecrating Churchill’s memory nor complaining about being called “invaders” would seem appropriate…

https://ww2db.com/country/Albania

And on the same subject there’s this from Fuglyucker

Albanians are cunts, this country is flooded with foreigners who come purely to leech off the system that us muggs pay for, to the point now the the system is completely fucked, and we can’t use it,.

The worst of these fuckers is by far the Albanians, thanks to these Europikies we have sex trafficking rings, drug dealing rings, beggars,pick pockets, ugly slaggs knicking old mens Rolexes thievery, violence, con gangs, lying cheating, fucking hell you can’t even try and sell a car now without Albanians turning up squirting oil in the header tank and exhaust and telling you your engines fucked, so they can get the car cheap, laterally any con these days has something to do with these greasy pieces of shit.

But get this, these fuckers are protesting about rememberence day and how dissatisfied these are about being here and how badly Albania has been treated by the UK.

I have the answer, take your hourds of dishonest crooks and fuck off home you cunts and raise hell at home, fuck off with my blessing…

Mirror News Link

And Uttercunt isn’t happy with the Albanians either

Albanians..
..again.

This is a brief one but set my piss on steam mode.

Albanians draping their rag over Churchill’s statue and making demands.
So the verminous rubbish that is Albanians decided to drape their rag of a flag around Churchill’s statue on remembrance Sunday and demand the home secretary is removed for wanting to deport these illegal scumbags.

They claim they are fleeing persecution but are flying said countries flag. That’s like leaving an alleged abusive relationship and showing off a picture of the person accused and declaring love for them.

They have zero right to be here and all need to be removed fast. Don’t delay beaverbutt , or whatever your name is, get the pukes out. And make sure the Albanian crooked government pays their flights.

A cunting for James Cleverley and may as well throw in Rishi Sunak.

Spaffing even more fucking money, my money not theirs, peoples taxes, the cunts aren’t content with pissing money down the sink at home as we have shit loads of cash may as well piss it away in Africa. (It’s all our fault, empire and all that)

Unbelievable, allegedly a black hole of 50 or 60 billion in the government finances but let’s make even bigger by awarding more money to shit holes.

It’s a good job they aren’t white, can’t have white saviours in Africa, but maybe they are only superficially black/brown.

Nothing changes regardless of leader, the only thing we can be sure of is that labour would piss even more away.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-steps-up-climate-finance-support-for-african-countries

Nominated by: Sick of it

Miserable northern cunt isn’t happy with Dishy Rishi either

Tax weasel PM greasy Rishi has caught the green net zero bug that afflicted albino Boris.

The Grauniad Link.

He’s going to make the UK a green super power.
Luckily a lot of people will have frozen to death come spring,
And lost their homes and jobs,
Making space for the unchecked invasion of immigrants to replace them.

Hope they enjoy their green new world?

Fuck me.
Sat on a North sea oil field,
And buying up farmland for fuckin windmills?!!

Has it occurred to them that farmland might be better used growing food for this country rather than us holding out the begging bowl to Ukraine for grain?

Tory scum.

We’ve put up a page for the forthcoming World Crap – sorry, cup. Click the football or go to ‘Pages’ in the main menu.

We would have provided a link to click here but, frankly, we couldn’t be arsed.

Our first British-Asian PM and What will the Woke Say Now?

Rishi is our new PM, born in Southampton and is therefore British despite his Asian background. I didn’t particularly rate him when he was Chancellor, especially throwing billions of magic pounds at all and sundry during the pandemic. And there was also the matter of trust, especially after resigning from his position after disagreeing with the-then PM, Boris Johnson over a number of issues.

However, I am prepared to give this bloke a chance of pulling the Conservative party together at long last even though I don’t believe it will ever be the same party of old.

What does and will interest me is how the progressive liberals will react to his policy decisions. Twitter, the BBC, the Guardian and a shedload of other “woke” standard-bearers will no doubt be far more cautious about criticising the man and his handling of the many issues that face the country.

It is well known that the woke fully endorse the concept of hate crime – in other words slagging off the usual suspects, including any hints of micro-aggressive actions. But if Sunak makes some bad decisions will the likes of the Guardian criticise him in the same robust way as they did with Johnson/Truss? Or will they just blame those around him rather than the man himself?

Labour will also find themselves in a similar situation especially during PMQT. Will the likes of Butler and Abbott take potshots at him? Will they say he is just a “superficial person of colour”? Or will they side-step the issue and blame previous administrations or other government departments managed by “whitey” ministers?

Whatever the response it is clear that the Woke will have to be far more cautious because for years they’ve been banging on about diversity and inclusion of BAMEs. Well here we are, it has finally happened, but will this please or annoy these trigger-happy cunts!

Grauniad Link.

Nominated by: Technocunt