(Header pic not totally related, but found it while searching and couldn’t resist – Day Admin)

So, if you’re a fan of football you can worship your team like a god. But the points system is broken. If you’re team works their arses off and draws every game because they honestly try they can potentially be done over by a team who wins one and loses one. WvLvWvL = 6 points. DVDVDVD = 4 points. (For those who don’t know, its currently 3 points for a win and 1 point for a draw – DA)

So you can play better and get a draw and be on less points. Doesn’t make any sense. It should be 4 points for a draw and then 9 points for a win. It would up the tempo for decent football.

If you’re a hardcore football fan you’d probably be against it but I feel it would improve the game rather than the boring shite we have to put up with as moderates.

Play to win, not to draw. You cunts!

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

My fellow cunters, news from the moral high ground occupied by everyone’s favourite journal of hypocrisy.

What is it this time, you ask? Lambasting the rich for using tax avoidance schemes whilst using, er, tax avoidance schemes? Criticising companies for employing unpaid interns whilst employing, er, unpaid interns? No, its the card that trumps all others, race of course, and this time it’s been played against the Graun. Oh shit.

You see, embarrassed by their founder making a mint out of slavery, the Graun set about making amends by preparing a set of podcasts on the subject. But three chippy soots they employed to research the matter have bitten the hand that feeds them and published a letter accusing them of institutional racism and not taking the issue seriously. The letter is full of wokeisms straight out of the Graun’s own lexicon – whitewash, passive-aggressive, editorial whiteness, microaggressions, colourism (that’s a new one – must be the Graun’s word of the week). Was justice ever so poetic?

It’ll be fun to watch them clinging on to their £1.3billion when the podcasts are aired and the tree-swingers start baying ‘reparations’.

Spectator Link.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Today I witnessed one of the most ridiculous and pathetic things I have ever seen.
In the dialysis unit today the Doctor was doing his rounds. Next to me in the ward was this P@k! woman (the one with the loud phone with the shitty Bollywood music). And naturally she claimed not to speak any English. The Doctor was bending over backwards and the woman couldn’t even understand the most basic of questions. And, as there was no interpreter handy, the Doc really struggled.

But what was ridiculous and pathetic was that the Doc was trying to translate on his phone and then speak to her, only she didn’t give a shit. A fucking kidney specialist tip toeing around some foreign cunt because they simply couldn’t be arsed to learn English in all the years she has been here.

What the Doctor should have said was ‘If you can’t be arsed to learn the language, then I can’t be arsed speaking to you’. But, of course, he didn’t. Classic case of the tail wagging the dog. A professional man crawling to some uncooperative waste of space who has never done a days work in this country.

This twat is in her 60s, so she has had years (if not decades) to learn the language. But although these types are lazy thick as pigshit freeloading cunts, the government is also to blame. It should be compulsory for migrants to learn English, and if they haven’t (or won’t) mastered it within a year, they should be kicked out.

I lived in Germany for two years when I was 18/19, and it only took me a couple of months to learn basic German. Yet these fuckers are here for decades, and they don’t bother to either integrate or adapt.

A few years ago, a friend of mine lost his wife (through illness) and then his job, and he had to go on all these ‘mandatory’ and pointless courses with cunts like Groundwork and Seetec in case he got sanctioned. Yet these bastards get a free pass and there is never any mandatory learning for them, is there?

Then to really take the piss, the bitch blathered on in her own language on her very loud iPhone for the best part on a hour as I tried to get a kip.

No link, just my own astonishment and turning stomach.

Nominated by: Norman

(Had the doc lost his rag he would have been disciplined on a charge of racism. Perhaps that’s what the old bag wanted to happen! – Day Admin)

Daily Fail Link.

Well, we’ve all heard of Alice Springs, more or less the geographical centre of Australia and heavily dependent on tourism. I stumbled upon a thing on YouTube a couple of weeks ago about some explosion of yoof crime……fucking kids going around smashing up shops, breaking into people’s houses, nicking cars and smashing them into other cars and the police can do nothing about it. Businesses are moving out and the tourists ain’t coming anymore.

It took some digging but I found out that the yoof concerned are what they call “indigenous”. Yeah……Abos to you and me. Oh how familiar does this sound? Coppers can’t touch these sc*mbags because they are terrified of being accused of…….you know what.

It got even more familiar when the ABC, the equivalent of our own much loved BBC , reported on a meeting of 3000 residents and managed to quote three wokie fuckwits blubbering on about “white supremacy” and the inevitable R word. There you go…….even in a town of 26000 people, in the middle of fucking nowhere, you can’t get away from the wokies.

We are fucked….our time is over.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

An innocent workman was killed by a telescopic public urinal in Cambridge Circus, London, whilst he was trying to repair it below ground.

For many years major cities had public toilets for men and women, many of which were masterpieces of Victorian construction and despite many being subterranean, for decades, they were a safe haven for anyone looking for bladder relief and a “wash and brush up”.

Once the Gay community (now lauded for being brave and strong) realised they were an ideal hunting ground, endorsed by our former leader Charles Lynton, most Councils wisely chose to close them down in the interests of public safety.

Another example of diversity being our strength. If the original toilets were still available, there would be no need for pop up urinals (very unfair to wimminz and the deceased workman) and there would be more toilets available in cities for those in need.

A great legacy from our alphabet friends, who now should have C added to their alphabetical list to celebrate the fact that they are indeed CUNTS.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot

And supported by: Komodo

Some conveniences may have been closed because of The Gayness, but most were closed because councils had other things to do with our money. Like promoting The Gayness, indeed.

BBC News Link 2

This started before 2010, though, and probably under Blair, who had grounds to feel embarrassment every time he used one…