Morgan Trowland and Marcus Decker

Cunters for your pleasure and vilification, I give you these pair of eco loon tossers. Having climbed up the Dartford crossing these pair of tossers caused two deaths, one broken back and injuries to other innocent persons.

They refuse to accept that they any responsibility to these poor sods. Now Morgan is trying to crowdfund for damage caused to his flat by plod gaining access. The other jerk has no fixed abode. Cue hearts and flowers on the violins.

What boils my piss is that some 78 cunts have stumped up over three grand to help this cunt out. Being a New Zealander this cunt should be locked up, and after serving his sentence be deported PDQ. He is also moaning he is not earning at the moment being held on remand. As an added bonus his civil engineers licence is due for renewal.

Hopefully once they are locked up these pair of cunts rapidly become bitches of some psycho fruity types.

Morgan as a top up I will donate the steam off my piss.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

 

Tyson Fury (3)

Now I will admit to normally being a big fan of the Gypsy King.

He’s brought some much needed colour and charisma to boxing over the last decade.

His style, skill, speed, chin and never say die attitude have been the perfect antidote to the likes of Wladimir ‘Dr Toffee Hammer’ Klitschko or Anthony ‘Poor man’s Frank Bruno’ Joshua that’s for sure.

The purpose of this cunting is the choice of opponent for his next title defence.

Dereck Chisora – a very game but limited fighter.
A man that Fury has twice previously dispatched.
The last time being 8 years ago in a bout so one sided that Chisora was practically boxed to a standstill before his corner stepped in and prevented further punishment.

There are a number of opponents who Fury could and should be fighting, long before Dereck fucking Chisora.
The other title holder Oleksandr Usyk for one – in order to unify the belts.
Anthony Joshua another. Despite being a glass jawed fraudster – it would help settle any dispute between the two.
Joe Joyce (a formidable opponent in the division)
Andy Ruiz Jr (destroyer of AJ)
A fourth fight with Deontay Wilder even.

A fight against an up and coming fighter such as classy young American prospect Jared Anderson or Croatia’s Filip Hrgovic for example would have raised the pulse rate significantly more than than a third fight against Chisora.

Now anybody that knows boxing will also know that the big fights that fans really want to see are more often than not, nigh on impossible to make these days for a multitude of reasons.
Mainly cuntish promoters and vested interest groups.

However, Dereck Chisora for a third time? Come on Tyson – you’re surely better than this.

And they’re expecting people to pay for this on BT Box Office. Seriously.

No chance.

Boxing247 News Link

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

Playing the Muslim Card

“I’m a Muslim woman, I have an hijab, but I ain’t got no keks on!”

Two police officers have been suspended for removing a woman from a property, she had been evicted and the landlord called the cops because she refused to leave.
Sitting on the floor with a coat over her legs, so why didn’t she have any trousers on, who knows but probably to play the Muslim card, I assume she had undies on but who knows.

The police officers dragged her out because she refused to move and leaving her there, as they said, could lead to a breach of the peace.

Being a Muslim doesn’t give her any more rights than anyone else and if she chooses not to cooperate and not wear pants it’s her fucking fault.

Shove your fucking hijab up your arse bitch.

INews Link

Nominated by: Sick of It

Strep A (Group A Streptococcus)

What the fuck is this? Whoever heard of this? Suddenly there are kids dying of this, the latest one being called something or other “Ali”.

Well there’s a fucking surprise! Another fucking disease brought in by the foreign trash who arrive here every day. But don’t worry, just make an appointment with your GP. It make take six weeks but you will eventually get to sit in a waiting room with a load of disease ridden w*gs.

As for your kids sitting in the classroom with these parasites every day ……..well you should have sent them to a private school and stop fucking moaning.

Sky News Link

Sky News Link

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

 

Canadian Remy – Tattooed Twat (6)

Yet another tattooed idiot.
This one, however, is taking it to extremes.
He isn’t having pretty, colourful depictions of Satan devouring people, or having his ears cropped like a pit bull.

Mirror News Link

Oh no, he’s having his entire body, more or less, tattooed black.

Couldn’t he have just coated himself in gravy browning, or had some radical sunbed sessions?

Apparently not, black is what he wants.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(Is he identifying as black now? I suppose when he gets bored he’ll come over here and want the NHS to get rid of his tatts – Day Admin)