Just Stop Oil, or I’ll zip tie myself to a post!!
Brilliant idea!
As an alternative to the usual oil powered transport, we can simply use our dragons.
That’s after we’ve trained them, of course.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-60795041.amp
What kind of fucking fantasy world do these certifiable loons live in?
Anyway, did anyone have the same thought I did, when I saw the header in the news report of these fools?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest
Here you go, a nice inoffensive non-racial, non-sexual, non-Ukraine, big standard vanilla cunting.
Pavement parkers are outright cunts, for whom I would make the tariff for the offence instant death. Every day, I walk the hounds along a road at the back of the High Road and invariably have to walk in the road due to cunts parked on the pavement. The fact that I am having to walk rather than drive is due to the fact the Merc has had another fucking hissy fit and gone wrong again (suspension this time). Mercedes will get their own special cunting in due course.
What really gets my goat is the half-arsed attempt to park part-way on the pavement and part-way on the road. FFS, why inconvenience both drivers and pedestrians? Apparently, the council can do nothing about pavement parking – the rules in London mean pavement parking is illegal, but not in the sticks. So, the silly cunts can give you a ticket if you are on a yellow line, but not if you are parked full on the pavement. Even worse are the fucking women (always women) who park on the pavement with hazard lights on and go and get a coffee. We also had a lovely bot of grass with daffs and crocuses – what happens? Yep, fucking vans, 4x4s and those cunting pick up trucks (with names like Warrior, Small Dick, Barbrian and the like) park all over it and it’s now a mudbath.
I know it is hard to park, but these cunts have no fuckign consideration for anyone but themselves.
Nominated by Lord Cuntingford
The University of Nottingham deserves to be cunted for their decision to withdraw the offer of an honorary degree for one of their alumni Dr Tony Sewell.
Something of a rarity Dr Sewell is a black academic who does not have a chip on his shoulder. Well into his 60s, he is a Brixton boy made good. He set up a charity aimed at getting more black kids to go to university. However, he made the mistake of producing a report which stated that Britain is not ‘institutionally racist. ‘Naturally, this meticulous piece of research did not go down well with the lefty wankers . The upshot was that his alma mater withdrew its offer .
Sorry Admin, as ever crap at finding links and posting them . Perhaps a fellow cunter could help me.
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/tony-sewell-labels-university-nottingham-6805086
Nominated by Guzziguy
Nancy Pelosi
I cannot get Joe’s exact quote but it was something about soldiers inhaling smoke from ‘burn pits’ or something. The govt going to stop this.
Nancy slowly rises (not unlike some ghostly wraith she rises… like smoke herself). She starts rubbing her knuckles together as though trying to make fire. She licks her lips as she rises. She is happy. Joe gets to the ‘burn pits’ bit and she seems ecstatic, rubbing her fists together, a face of glee.
Then she seems to come to herself and slowly sits back down again.
Kamala looking askance I think. Joe totally unaware. Well, he always looks unaware.
Poor Nancy she’s been a politicians since the year of Job.
Time to take the keys away from grandma this time.
Nominated by Miles Plastic
Fake Public Sympathy.
This isn’t a cunting for those raising donations for food and clothing or medical supplies or even offering up a spare room to a family, done in the right spirit they are worthy causes for a humanitarian crisis.
I’m talking about the sort of cunts who have now changed their avatar on their Facetwat page to the Ukrainian flag, the one who now has it flying on a flagpole outside of his house that I saw whilst driving to work – this cunt had an EU one flying for several years too whilst we were fucking up Brexit. A month ago I doubt they knew what it looked like or could even find Ukraine on a map of Europe.
Did they have pin badges, flags and stickers for Syria (still ongoing) Afghanistan or Iraq? Like the cultish doorstep clapping for the NHS, this is less about showing solidarity and support and more about BEING SEEN to show it, a sort of narcissistic one-upmanship.
As fake as a Jussie Smollett hate crime.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator