I’d like a beardy-weirdy beatbox cunting for Shlomo, if you please, for his pathetic outpourings:

https://www.isingmag.com/mental-health-sk-shlomo-on-depression-ptsd-and-singing/

Now, I’m not knocking his abilities, I couldn’t do that shit (nor would I want to), but even though I’d never heard of the cunt, when I saw that his piece on the Karl Marx Broadcasting Corporation had PTSD in the description, I took a bit of an interest.

With a name and schnozzle like his, I realised he was a tin lid and thought maybe in his youth he’d been in the Israeli mob, taking pot-shots at Yasser Arafat’s rocket firing, dish-dash wearing peace lovers in the Gaza strip. I daresay he’d see one or two things that might stay with him if he had. But no, it transpires that the ‘highs of live performing’ were no longer enough, he felt ’empty’. So he decided to become a recording artist …then had a breakdown – the mental kind, NOT a flat tyre. He’d ‘pretended he’d been coping’ but finally had to ‘reach out’, whereupon he was diagnosed with depression and PTSD, apparently because he was a reformed piss-head. Baffled? Yeah, (hashtag) me too.

Now, I’ve seen one or two things in my military career that might cause PTSD, it hasn’t done so with me because I’m a cold-hearted bastard when it comes to it, but I can understand why true horror can affect some who witness it. But Shylock, or whatever the fuck your name is, coming off the booze and working hard for a few years is not a horror story. In short, stop feeling sorry for yourself and get a fucking grip man!

There is a trend nowadays of any cunt who’s missed the fucking bus and had to walk home claiming they’ve got PTSD and need therapy. It’s a fucking joke and cunts like this, who ‘share their story’, are just encouraging it. Just fuck off and get on with it.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

Another story to warm the cockles of every cunter’s heart from that huge pile of festering woke horse shit formerly known as Bristol. Hardly surprising considering that the City Council is run jointly by Labour and the Greens.

The good doctor was randomly dragged from his house by Chanz Maximen, a gentleman of colour surprisingly , in 2019. Sooty then proceeded to stab him nine times, narrowly missing his heart by two centimetres, before leaving him bleeding in the street. His victim managed to drag himself back to his house and call the plod. However, Maximen returned and could be heard throwing himself against the door to try and get back in.

At the trial and in an astonishing act of lily-livered, bleeding-heart liberalism, Towler read out a witness impact statement saying: “I don’t think you owe me an apology”. He added: “I feel bad that I had this great freedom but you didn’t. I wondered if you had just made a mistake, albeit a big one, or been unlucky.” He has since elaborated by saying: “I got lucky, I’m living a quite normal life, a comfortable life. My immediate outlook is rather more comfortable than Chanz Maximen’s position.” There’s more of his unmitigated vomit inducing bollocks in the links.

If the doctor thinks this was one mistake, the up-his-own-arse cunt is badly mistaken. A few weeks later Maximen sliced Wojtek Rozmiarek across the face as he sat innocently and minding his own business on a bench while on his journey home from a night shift. The next night he followed 22-year-old Annabel Everitt home, knocked on her door and forced his way in with a knife. Police were called and when he was arrested he was found to be carrying two knives.

He was found guilty of attempted murder, GBH and three counts of possessing a bladed article and jailed for ‘life’ with a minimum term of 12 years. No doubt in a couple of years time he’ll be absconding from an open prison.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60430718
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60406983

Nominated by Cupid Stunt The First

Comrade Drakeford and the “Basic Income Pilot”

A “hammer and sickle” cunting for our favourite Welsh windbag Mark Drakeford and his push to turn Wales full communist with his “pilot scheme” (they said the same about income tax as I recall) to offer 18 year olds leaving care in Wales a guaranteed basic net income of £1600 a month.

Don’t get me wrong – teenagers leaving care have generally been through the wringer and I have no issue with them getting a bit of a hand up and some financial security but this money will not be means tested and recipients can still claim full housing benefit and Council Tax benefit, as far as I can see from the lengthy, shifty and seemingly deliberately ambiguous wording of the legislation.

This is not a proposal, this is being implemented by the windbag commie prick, and after doing a few calculations based on NMW from April onwards people on minimum wage will receive £1450 net monthly and out of that will have to cough around another £6-7 hundred Pounds a month on rent/mortgage/Council Tax.

It will not stop here – Drakeford has every intention of rolling this out to include employees and I ask why the hell would anyone be up at 5AM every day for a shift of dismal graft when they can just sit around playing the Xbox (other brands are available!) and be paid more? It will not just stop at this – the policy is the thin end of the wedge.

This kind of “daft English cunts great financial giveaway” is happening in various guises in Scotland and Ireland as well and I ask – where does this end? How much longer can a dwindling English workforce continue to be bled dry by parasitic socialists?

So, my proposal?

Offer England (and ONLY England) a Referendum on whether we want independence from three “Home Nations” who hate us but love our free money (where have I heard that before?) so they can try standing on their own financial feet for the first time in UK history and see how they enjoy living in the real world?

And a quick addendum if I may – I have no issue with anyone from any of the Home Nations who does not hate me just for the fact I am English, but far too many do – I am a quarter Welsh, a quarter Irish, half English with Scando-Nordic DNA (What a fkin mix!) so it is kind of fair to say I have a foot in a few camps on this one.

I took the opportunity to email Kim Jong Drakeford to ask if this scheme will be extended to prisoners being released from sentences for sex offences but no answer as yet! ?

We will own nothing and we will be happy..

Nominated by Vernon Fox…

With additional musings by Clown Clown the Cunty Man: 

Universal Basic Income –

What a great idea! Not.

It’s going to turn people into jealous savages. What is the incentive to get out of bed when these lazy cunts get paid £1,600.00 a month.

When I’m going to work for a grand. Smells of socialism and cohersion to me.

At the end of the day it’s the government’s job to balance the books and it’s up to Royalists to look after the county. If you are not going to tell the truth when in government and the non working benefit scabs get paid more than the standard soldier. What is the incentive? Oh I know it’s the remainers trying their best to devlaue the pound again.

It seems government nowadays is like a big social experiment as opposed to actually dealing with big problems.

The Cost of Living Crisis

Don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of hearing these snowflake whinging cunts banging on about the ‘cost of living crisis’. The yoof of today haven’t got a fucking clue. They had it so soft for so long that they’ve nothing to compare today’s so called ‘crisis’ to.

So let’s put the poor little fuckers straight :

Petrol prices : Todays headline screaming that it will cost £81 to fill your tank. Must be a fucking big tank. But that aside, the price per litre ‘could’ soon approach £4. Let’s ignore the fact that in 2008 it peaked at £3.96

Interest rates : Shock horror – bank rate has risen to 0.5%. Fuck me, in 1979 it was 17%

Mortgage rate : Current fixed rates are high for recent times at around 6.9%. In 1979 they were 15%

Easy access savings rates : This one really pisses me off. Currently around 0.45% but not a thought for the poor fucking oldies like me. In 1980 you could get 14.5%. When I retired 18 years back, I was getting around 6.5% on my savings but never mind what that’s done to my income ‘cos old cunts don’t count

And last but not least, inflation. Let’s all throw a wobbler at 5.1% ignoring the fact that it’s base was a year decimated by Covid so not really a fair percentage to quote. As recently ago as 1990 it was running at 7.5%

And while we’re at it, don’t start me on food banks. Let them eat fucking cake! We never had food banks and we lived to tell the take. What cunt thought those up?

So what the fuck is all the fuss about. Just fuck off, get a sense of perspective and stop moaning. You parents and grandparents went through far worse and lived to tell the tale.

Know nothing, woke cunts! Run back to your safe spaces and shut the fuck up. You’re really pissing me off…

 Nominated by: Rt. Hon. Dioclese

Open Prisons

Can somebody please explain to me the point of these useless fuckers?

It’s emerged that a convicted sex offender who was jailed for ‘life’ (I thought life sentences meant that the only time you got out of prison was feet first in a wooden box) in 2000 for violent sex assaults has just absconded after being moved to one. This particular cunt, Paul Robson, has been refused parole five times and is considered a “menace to women”.

Not only that, but the stupid cunts had previously released the twat on licence from proper prison when three weeks later he attempted another rape by tying his victim up, put a pillow case over her head and indecently assaulted her while holding a knife to her throat.

Lincolnshire plod said: “Robson is a dangerous sex offender and while he presents a particular danger to women and young children, I believe he can cause real harm to anyone he comes across.” Good job he was in an Open Prison then.

For fuck’s sake, you couldn’t make this shit up.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-60370021

Nominated by Cupid Stunt the First