Water Aid [2] and Charities (5) in General

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The charidee Water Aid is a cunt stuffed to the gunnels with cunts.

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Their relentless TV ads on the likes of Dave and ITV4 personify just how cuntish (and actually racist) these never done a real days work in their lives lefty bastards really are.

If for just a few seconds you actually scrutinise the claims they make as opposed to immediately texting ‘give us £3 you Cunt’ surely you’d have a ‘hang on a minute’ moment.

Oh and why is it always places in Africa that need our help?

Mankind has developed and thrived by learning the lessons and mistakes of the past.

In the U.K. back in the times of the Industrial Revolution Cholera outbreaks weren’t uncommon and in time they were traced to poor sanitation of water supplies.

So we did something about it and those lessons were subsequently shipped all around the world for everyone to learn from and for free.

But not the Africans apparently.

In Africa there are tribes that can stalk big game for weeks without being detected, skills similar to those used by Special Forces but when it comes to being able to provide clean water for Safia they are fucking clueless.

Not got a Scooby Doo.

The most basic need for humans to survive is water / food / shelter but they just can’t get the water part of the deal.

And so it falls to NGO’s like Water Aid to provide this invaluable service.

Get fucked. The only service these bloated lanyard wearing coffee breath cunts provide is a big fat fucking salary for themselves, 6 weeks paid annual leave, multiple ‘away days’ to discuss the finer arts of yoghurt knitting and, the latest list of banned words and how to spot micro aggressions.

Water Aid is a Cunt in a long line of charidee scams.

Nominated by : CuntyMcCuntface

 

And on the subject of charities, here’s a contribution from Technocunt

I know that this has been nominated here many times before, but it still pisses me off to either get accosted by chuggers or end up with appeals stuffed through my letterbox asking for financial support for various national and/or causes.

The latest ones being the homeless here in the UK (no 4* hotels for them it seems), starving cunts in Africa (cunts who have been starving for decades but can still fuck like rabbits); the underclass in the UK (food banks mostly), and of course Children Still in Fucking Need!

Ever since the Cost of Living became a Thing, charities have been going into overdrive with their appeals to the masses wanting more and more of your money to be reallocated to those “greatly affected”

But we all know that a lot of these major charities are run more like a business, with CEOs on 6 figure salaries, and other higher-ups on 5 figure salaries, plus all the admin staff and blah blah blah to the point where at a guess for every £1 donated perhaps only 30p actually reaches those cunts in need.

And in any case this country is going through several major crisis of its own making – or rather that of this fucking government, a government intent on squeezing the working and middle classes with more and more taxation, while giving a free ride for the lazy, the feckless and the poor old migrants.

The only charities I bother with these days are mostly local – either hospices or animal sanctuaries. The main ones can go fuck themselves with an extremely long, spikey cactus!

And if a chugger comes up to me in the street looking for direct debit donations, I will tell them “I’m already a donor: I’m a fucking taxpayer and have paid many thousands into the country. Enough is enough!”

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101 thoughts on “Water Aid [2] and Charities (5) in General”

  1. No point contributing.

    Most of it goes to corrupt Africunt officials who steal the donations.

    The rest goes on the CEOs’ and high ups’ 6 figure salaries in the charidee offices in London.

    They’ll do a photo op with the one water pump they installed, but that’s it.

    If the cunts can’t have running water despite the billions given, they’ll never do it.

    Fuck them.

    Nature’s way of thinning the herd. Stop getting in her way.

    • They were on mega money back in the 90s. I knew of the regional director for a well known mental health charity. 60k plus car & expenses in 1992. For a fucking charity. Never gave a penny after finding that little fact out.

  2. I can give £ 3 month to give an African family water but the Cunts at Severn Trent want @ £ 500 off me for a end terrace without a Pool

    Why?

    Cunts

  3. … I wonder if they’ll help us out when they tap into the untold wealth of the DRC … it’s stated to be upwards of $24trillion they got the mineral resources but they’ll have to sort out their ideas with regards to water and that’s been in short supply for years in that neck of the woods. S’ppose they can go the desalination route … expensive but doable … they’ll still fuck it up tho’.
    China will step in and help but they just stitch up the government as they only care about the resources … no fans of the indigenous coloured folks just like to get them long and onerous IOU’s

  4. I always buy a poppy.
    Never buy the beeg issue.

    I’ll give to animal charities
    And drop a quid in a salvation army tin,
    But never the RNLI.

    It’s all about who I think is worthy.

    Africa? No chance.
    I want them to fuckin starve and drink piss tainted water.

    Funny but charities now spend loads on advertising that I ignore,

    But when it was a fibreglass cripple girl wearing calipers,
    I’d happily put coins in the slot on her nut.

    Same with the blind kid with a Labrador.
    Coins in.

    Bring back donation statues!!

    A fibre glass mtembe for water aid?
    Brilliant 👍

    Wouldn’t give money but happy to piss in the slot

    Every bit helps.

    • Yeah you have to be selective as there are a lot of grifters out there.

      I don’t want to be funding some African warlords private zoo or sending any of his 37 kids to Eton.

  5. I researched this a while ago because I would love to be part of that scam.
    If you are a registered charity, you only have to legally give 1% of donations to your chosen made up bollocks.

  6. I’ve been to Africa, never saw any black folks drinking out of donkey piss ponds from our 5star hotel…🌚

  7. Fucking racket, been going on for years, back in the early eighties ‘Blue Peter’ were campaigning for water aid with the bring and buy sales.

    40 years on an Africa should be a 1st world paradise, with all the money, technology and support they have had.

    Reality. A fly blown shit hole. Can’t help those than won’t help them selves.

  8. I was in Auckland NZ 2014 Looking for construction work after the earthquake, and I’d just broke up with a lying cunt.
    I was having a wander for a pint when I saw some UNICEF fucking tin rattlers. I was thinking on my toes and thought fuck it, no other job offers, I’ll go and see if they are hiring.
    Approached a man bun cunt.
    2 minutes into his trust fund voice, he was asking for bank account details.

  9. I’m told it’s a bit chilly over there at the moment.

    Looking forward to the ISAC Christmas party in Dick’s (vast) ancestral hall, with entertainment provided by W.C.Boggs (Bangkok) Ltd and an after dinner speech by Thomas TCE entitled ‘How I dry bummed my way through the Labour front bench.’

    Fucking airports – $17 for a cup of coffee and a croissant.

    England might be out but Ipswich are top of the league.

    • Yes – here Gareth, just a thought. Maybe next world cup concentrate on the football rather than virtue signalling. Almost 70million people in this country and that’s the best you can do?

  11. Fuck me, that bint sounds like Bluebottle (The Goons Show) : I hope at least that really creepy, diddler-looking photographer Craven-Cunt has been eaten by lions.

  12. You know, in the 80s – Band Aid and all that shite – I almost felt sorry for this mob. Believing they had genuinely been dealt a bad hand and I even gave ’em a few quid.

    But, after Satan Blair’s 1997 welcoming party and our country being infested with these treeswingers, I realised what they are, how they behave, and that every single one of them is a lost fucking cause. Moan, moan, bloody moan. Take, take, fucking take. It’s all they’ve ever done and all they’ll ever do…

    After seeing these cunts first hand for many years, I have no sympathy for them whatsoever. They are of no use, they have no intention of adapting or integrating, and they cost us a fortune as it is. And that’s just the ones here. They are fucking leeches and complete cunts.

  13. Give a man water he can drink for a day, teach a man plumbing and he can sort out his own water problems.

    They’ve had 40 years to sort this out. They could have laid a pipe from Lenny Henry’s Kitchen by now to send water to all parts of Africa but they haven’t.

    Plumbing is the hardest game in the world. We had a leaking main under our bathroom floor (downstairs) a few weeks ago and it was a pain. Had to shut the water off at the toby. No water in the house. I felt like that African lad having to use buckets from next doors outside tap to flush the toilet and use bottled water for 2 days. An o-ring in an old tee (that they didn’t replace when they fitted the bathroom 1 year ago) that went from 25mm main to 15mm for the bathroom and 22mm to the rest of the house had split. That part had to be replaced including the reducers. Not much mess because we shut off the water in less than 5 minutes. Could have been worse. The plumbers and the tiler were good. You’d never know if had been repaired but £300 to lift the less that 1 year old floor, repair, retile. FFS.

    • Do you mean little Umboko M’Wengweh? I’d have been impressed you you said you had to cycle 5 miles on a bike with no brakes, one pedal, and a wonky wheel! I’ve heard that it may become an Olympic discipline in the next games. Instead of gold medal they are going to present the winner with a McD voucher. Remember, Sir Lenworth of Premier Inn says the n*gnog doesn’t want the white privileged honky to be their saviour so donate fuck all!

  14. I make it a point to get into a discussion with these fucking ‘tin rattlers’ and ask if they send any of the money abroad, or what the salary of the CEO is? Best one was UNICEF.
    “Would you be interested in signing up, sir”
    ME: “Hmm, highly unlikely”
    UNICEF: “Oh, why is that, sir”
    ME: “Well a) I never contribute to any charity that sends money or aid to Africa and b) I really hate kids’
    UNICEF: “Erm, err, so it doesn’t bother you that African children are dying of thirst, hunger and disease, sir?”
    ME: “Of course not! Why would it? If they could help out and die a lot faster then we wouldn’t be having this conversation. Sending aid gives them false hope and delay the inevitable, wouldn’t you say?”
    UNICEF:”…………Erm…….!
    ME: “Have a great day”.

    • Oh, and got told to Fuckoff by the RNLI bitch who waved a collection pot under my nose. Mind you, I asked if they could arrange a taxi for me, like they do in Dover for the cunts in France

  15. I know of cunts who profess to being socialists to the point of sticking a “Vote Labour” placard in their front garden (in an obviously Conservative neighbourhood.)
    They go off to Uni doing “soft option”degrees like geography and economics so that they can become CEOs of organisations like these.
    These charities have been going for years and years and poor Umbongo still has to walk miles to fill up a leaky bucket with ‘water’ that cows have shat in.
    Basically they have achieved the square root of fuck all……the same as our “foreign aid” donations.

  17. I used to give to the Blind Dogs – then i found out about the CEO package and stopped.

    RNLI – stopped – they can afford a new HQ in Sandbanks FFS

    Africa – had billions and it all ends up in the Caymen islands. Fuck’em.

    I support my local pub – anything else can jog on

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