Z-list celebrities turned lifestyle gurus or life coaches.

Seems like every minor celebrity has some sort of self help book out now or feels qualified to purport to be a lifestyle guru.

?Stacey Solomon and her husband Beeker from the Muppet Show telling people how to live their lives (bit rich really).
?Cameron Diaz has a book
?Russell Brand has a couple of books and is now trying to pass himself of as a sort of new age spiritual soothsayer
?Gwyneth Paltrow has her ‘goop’ and dodgy candles
?Kate Hudson
?British TV presenter/squawker Fearne Cotton
?The Spare/Heir

What credentials do they have apart from some of them having battled their own demons?

None.

Being famous isn’t the equivalent of a PhD in Psychology as far as I’m aware.

(also Lauren Graham who was my MILF fantasy back in 2004/5 has one, but I won’t talk about that…ahem) Lauren Graham Pic.

Fearne Cotton (will anyone get the horn or ‘rise’ to the occasion) Amazon Link.

Stacey Solomon (now has the wisdom of her namesake perhaps/perhaps not) Good Reads Link.

NY Post Link. (Additional link provided by General Cuntster)

Nominated by : Harold

Everyone has heard of the pink pound, the disposable income of the Gays but recently I have heard of the black pound and more specifically related to the topic of this cunting, Black Pound Day. Black Pound Day is a socio-economic movement that encourages consumers to spend their money in black owned businesses on the first Saturday of the month.

BBC News Link.

“It seeks to address the economic inequalities and imbalances affecting Black businesses and entrepreneurs in the UK and global diasporic communities” said founder Swiss, music artist from So Solid Crew. No, me neither. Presumably we can all help ourselves and walk out without paying and then cry “RACISM” like in culturally enriched Peckham then Swiss?

It would of course be too much to ask that a business stood on its own two feet and was a success because of sound financial acumen or that the goods and services that they were offering were of good value, high quality and reliable. A special day every month for white, Jewish or Asian owned businesses would immediately be denounced as discriminatory and have mobs of ‘anti-racists’ outside protesting.

As with affirmative action and positive discrimination in things like jobs, university placements or casting for acting roles, they just can’t do anything on merit can they? Everything is a conspiracy by old whitey to keep the black man in his place. It also raises the question much like support for wimminz football, of why don’t blacks themselves support black owned businesses the rest of the month? Surely they can’t be surviving on Gary Lineker getting his cornrows braided or Diane Abbott taming her fat arse with Spanx power pants?

Since I don’t like Caribbean hot sauce, need my shoes shined or wear a hair weave, I will be spending my hard earned in reassuringly white owned businesses.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

The Month of October is a cunt.

Not only do the nights draw in and the clocks go back; kids go mental on sugar and additives for Halloween.

It is also the month of the party conferences. Wall to wall bullshit as a general election draws ever closer. Outlandish promises will be made by insincere politicians. Policies which the public knows are never going to be implemented. ‘We will stop open door immigration’ they will say. ‘We will end the crazy policy of giving aid to India.’ ‘We will review Net Zero.’ ‘We will get tough on benefits scroungers.’ ‘We will guarantee no further lockdowns or mask mandates.’ ”We will lower personal taxation.’ ‘Vote for us or that Kweer bloke will get in.’ ‘Vote for us because Ed Davy is a nice man.’

It was in October 1066 that the Frenchies won at Hastings. It was in October 1957 that the Windscale fire heralded the age of atomic disasters. It was in October 1972 that Parliament enacted the European Communities Act which led us into the EC (later the EU). It was in October 1938 that Hitler annexed the Sudetenland. And worst of all, It was in October 1926 that Jimmy Savile was born.

My advice to cunters is to batten down the metaphorical hatches. If the past is anything to go by we are in for one helluva ride…

YouTube Link 1.

YouTube Link 2.

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

I would like to cunt the Grief mongering press banging on an on about Earthquake in Morocco and now Flood in Libya.

Any loss of innocent life, especially kids is never right, But the shithole country that chooses to let its people live in houses on a fault line or flood plane that eont last the next storm let alone flood or quake should expect no less.

Both these governments have squadded billions in aid -and i strangely bet no senior governments family members count in the tens of thousands of Mohammads that have gone to god.

What the press never show us is a picture of the place before the event as from the little i have seen of these places. the rubble looked the same as before the quuake but with less people, and if looking at Libya, from the drain they shot gadaffi in, that had trouble holding that cunts corpse in it let alone handle the impacts of a storm surge.

Quakes and floods in these burrows are not acts of god they are inevitable eventual failure of bad building off the back off bent greasy governments that give less fucks about safety before these events, than what alot of people do after them.

I think Abdul or more surprised the village lasted as long as it diid, not that it fell down when Allah sneezed.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : King Cunt

Yeah ok guys, it’s yours truly Ron here. Again. Some might argue that I spend too much of my time on here, but I crave your indulgence. It’s a case of so many cunts, so little time.

Speaking of cunts…

I was just sent this link by the wife, who’s still laughing with disdain at the latest antics of megacunt Sam Smith;

YouTube Link. (Brian Cox is also a cunt though, eh Ron? – NA)

Now some might argue that he’s just trolling for attention, and they might be right. But personally, I find something extremely creepy about this person’s posturing, bordering on sinister. It’s hard to quantify, he just radiates unsavoury like a fire radiates heat.

There’s being outrageous for effect, and there’s being in need of help. In my opinion, in Smith’s case it’s definitely the latter.

Nominated by : Ron Knee