Shouty Unskilled Immigrants

Most of the unskilled Euro and third world enrichment influx around my way seem to converse at a speech volume that resembles your average Tourettes sufferer walking around Sainsbury’s.

It seems that the education systems that mould these people never saw fit in their 10 years of educating them to teach some basic standards of behaviour, namely manners and vocal control. I learnt not to shout as soon as I could talk. Many non-UK nationals have still not learnt this as adults!

So, rather than talking at a polite and civilised volume, these cultural enrichers seem to converse by shouting, even when feet apart from the person they’re talking to.

I have a foreign crew near me and they literally shout when they’re talking to such a degree that it sounds like a fight or heated auction bid up over some camels every time they open their mouths. It’s like living next to the crazy frog with a megaphone strapped to it’s mouth with all the: ‘Da ding da da ding ding, da ding ding, da, da diiing ding’ etc..

Yet I shouldn’t think they even know the sound of my voice as I speak at UK DB levels and can’t be heard past five feet away. Cunts!

I could invest in earplugs, but I’d rather the Gov invested in controlling unskilled immigration to the UK. How many more doctors and surgeons do we need manning car washes and selling cars? Thirteen more arrived on a dinghy yesterday. Thank Christ for that though, as my car’s filthy and the doctors surgery is always fully booked.

Nominated by Cuntry Cunt

55 thoughts on “Shouty Unskilled Immigrants

  1. Smackheads are always shouting. Shouting at each other or shouting someone over to shout at them. Usually a female smackhead is shouting for them to stop. Then it quietens down for a while. They are waiting. He turns up but he hasn’t got any money so the shouting begins again..

    • Pretty sure we have no shortage of cunts, they have all moved to my town and resemble the Hitler youth!

      Hey, Polak – the Year 1980 is on the phone, it wants it’s fashion back!

  2. Sadly, most of these cunts are entitled to apply for citizenship until we get Brexit properly sorted.

  3. There used to be a stereotype about Yanks being loud in public but, as the cunter notes, it’s now the Iron Curtains. Yes, either huddled at the end of every road clutching cans of Pôlskakunt laäger, standing in supermarket queues with a trolley load of Pôlskakunt laäger, or simply walking through the High street drinking Pôlskakunt laäger, Dooshka-Booshkas are now World champions at being loud.

    “Korrvä, Korrvä, Korrvä, Korrvä”

    I can’t be certain but I’m sure they’re praising British values, the freedom, the lack of Police with guns, the free money and housing, and of course they’re no doubt showing excessive gratitude for the endless free health and medicine. What an asset to our small, slightly overcrowded island these smelly, indolent, greedy criminal cunts are.

    • Just hope the Chinese don’t flood in, no manners, no idea what a queue is and the majority of the women ain’t to western tastes.

      • Morning Sixdog

        There’s an awful lot of Chinese “students” here already, possibly hovering up property. Can you imagine a stand-off/noise-off betwixt an angry, beery Dooshka and the caterwauling screech of an irate, yellow-toothed Chînk.

        Hollible! It too loud!

      • Pedantically-speaking, those hover boards don’t actually….erm.. hover, do they. Those kids look more like they’re hoovering.

        Hoovering chînks.
        Raining down on us like cats and dogs.

    • Morning Capt. It’s not a stereotype about the Yanks. Trust me on this. They are just so fucking loud all the fucking time. To the point of being completely obnoxious. It’s impossible to go for a quiet drink or meal out over here. You could be seated in a corner table and still hear every word of a Yank conversation from the opposite side of a large room.

      I honestly don’t think it’s deliberate because I don’t think they know they’re even doing it. There’s a one-upmanship, attention seeking, self absorbed and narcissistic aspect to the American culture/psyche. To get the attention they crave they resort to being loud. Then the next one has to be louder to move the focus to themselves. Then the next one is louder still. On and on as they each try to ‘out load’ each other.

      There are days (many of them) when I sorely miss a quiet English country pub.

      • Was that you shouting racist abuse the other night, IY?

        “🎶 Willian is a monkey,Willian is a monkey, Tra-laa-laa-la! Chelsea Rent Boys,” etc.

      • Nope, not guilty your honour. I didn’t do a lot of shouting at the telly during the game to be fair. Any shouting I did was mainly aimed at Spurs players for being crap, plus some abuse directed towards the ref and of course VAR.

        Gazzaniga seemed to forget he can actually use his hands to collect a through ball that’s been hit too long. What a clown. That said, if that was a foul on the attacker and a penalty, then so was Ederson clattering into Harvey Barnes in the Man City v Leicester game. It’s great that VAR has brought consistency to contention decisions. Aurier and Sanchez being described as footballers is worthy of an investigation as that clearly contravenes the trades description act. Dier was doing his headless chicken impression again. Sissoko is so beyond crap it’s just laughable at this point. Moura seemed like he was out for a leisurely Sunday afternoon stroll and Kane huffed, puffed and did bugger all. Not a good day all round.

        Rudiger deserved (non-racist) abuse for play acting and feigning catastrophic injury when Son kicked out at him. If someone nudges you with their boot in your chest area, it’s a bit disingenuous to go down clutching your stomach. The man is a cunt and should be banned for life along with the Spurs players I mentioned. And Fat Frank can fuck off too. The man who famously directed callous abuse at Americans at Heathrow airport immediately following the 9-11 attacks in the US. Racist much, Frank?

  4. Its my guess that this is all part of the much vaunted enrichment and vibrancy thats been visited on us by our leaders for which we should be forever thankfull.

  5. I once had to deal with a shouty Latvian woman who wanted the council to move her to a better area as she didn’t like her neighbours as they complained about her excessive shouting playing music too loud at 2 in the morning (go figure) and her boyfriend repairing cars in the front garden revving engines. I said if the council won’t do it why don’t you privately rent and you can go anywhere then?
    The look I got !?!?!?
    Fuck em. Good nom.

  6. It’s not just the fucking low life fuckers from Easter Europe, it also the low life fuckers who don’t even have the brains to get here.
    Only need one to help with import of the ‘gypsies, tamps and thieves’

    We have enough trash here already, no need to import more!!!

  7. Where do fellow cunters usually encounter our Eastern European brethren?

    For me it’s either the alcohol aisle in a supermarket or at the till of the supermarket serving other Eastern European’s who are buying large quantities of alcohol.

    Bolshy cunts.

    • Every fucking where Six. Last two we encounted were in Iceland on Saturday evening, one of them had piled a trolley full of booze, massive joints of meat etc. – probably £500 worth – and in a display of criminal cunning that would put the Joker to shame was just running it at full pelt through the entrance doors, closely followed by about 15 staff! His mate was still in the shop as we went round, similarly full trolley but had clearly bottled it – looked a right daft cunt!

      Other than that the local rag has pretty much a whole section each week devoted to their theiving, drink driving, street shitting, tax dodging etc. Or shit like this:

      https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/lorry-driver-33-appears-court-3535158

      • The local park bandstand with their wares
        Cheap supermarkets
        In caravans in the countryside (cash only)
        Walking in threes around shopping centres
        Hand Car Washes (cash only)
        Outsideo the DSS office at 8.55
        Shitty barbers (cash only)
        Outside the local prison at visiting time
        Shitty, dirty cafés (cash only)
        Wetherspoon’s
        Catholic churches (cash only)
        Adult Education as long as it’s free
        At the back of Polish shops unloading nasty Dooshka fags
        The first lorry layby on the M20

      • All spot on Cap’n. I have noticed as you say, there’s often one drop-dead gorgeous bird tagging along with a crowd of four of five shitwitted knuckle-dragging Dooshka blokes; their fannies must look like a welly top that’s been dipped in a wallpaperer’s paste bucket

      • I don’t care for the Baltic look myself. Expressionless, dull-eyed, thin lips, and angry, pointy faces. Most of them are ‘night workers’ and, as you say C The C, probably have a fanny like a canoe.

      • Because we’re all dirty uneducated stupid ray cysts. So sayeth Saint Steven of Coogan

  8. You know what – even though I live in Bostongrad, the UK capital for our EU chums not blessed with an education, I have been inspired by MNC’s selfless decision to not pile in and so I’m not goin….. Oh fuck it I can’t help myself, every time I venture into town I’m surrounded by these vermin; sc*m of the earth, only things they’re any good at are murder and street drinking. I tried MNC, I really did – you’re a better man than I am

  9. I went to buy a stuffed duck from Aldi the other day and even the Big Issue seller outside there is now a Romanian bag lady. ‘”BEEG EESHOOO! BEEG EESHOO!”

    How have we ended up in a situation whereby we even need to import our tramps??!

    • It’s apparently so they can claim to be self-employed MR and therefore claim – you guessed it – benefits….. (tax credit I think?)

      • I believe it gives them access to an NI number, which opens up the doors to the whole of the benefits system.

      • Correct, and to sell the Big Issue you do not have to be homeless – you have to “perceive that you are at risk of being homeless”!
        Every day I go out I am harassed by a peaceful demanding I buy a bigger shoe – I shoot her a withering glare and reply “no thanks my dear, the shoes I have fit me perfectly”.
        Don’t think she gets my English humour

      • They’d mug someone for their dog? That’s almost unbelievable, but not quite.
        I see these eastern euros, or hear them rather, whenever I go in the local Lidl. They act like they’re on holiday. They stand in your way and announce their arrival to the whole shop.

  10. I had one today. I sat down on the train took a look at one of them type his phoned buzzed and I legged it. He was shouting and to add to the it he had his shouty caller on speaker phone. Ffs you could hear him 3 carriages away.

  11. One of the local Abdul taxi drivers really dislikes eastern euros, they are more likely to jump out without paying, at least the Africans mug someone for taxi fair before they get in the cab says he.

    Obviously this is purely hearsay and should not be taken as an inditement of any individual or group. It’s funny to know that he has learnt enough eastern euro insults to cunt them off in their own languages tho.

  12. Apart from shouting their real talent lies in drinking a litre of vodka getting in their car driving into someone at 80mph killing them and fleeing the scene. Tony fucking Blair and his oft repeated line of we need skilled labour , what like dipping a sponge into a bucket of fucking water and washing a windscreen. He truly is the Zeus of cunts.

  13. My neighbour is from Lithuania and is really nice. Very quiet. The problem is there is good and bad in any group. I have lived next to some English Noisy Cunts

    • In respect of balance I have to say you are right Jason, there are just as many worthless English pieces of shit here as there are EE gimmegrants. And although a minority, there are some decent ones among them (lost my wallet a few years ago and it was a dooshka that left it at the cop shop)

  14. If they’re unskilled, they shouldn’t be here, full stop!

    We have enough of our own unskilled, workshy cunts to necessitate importing any more scüm!

    The excuse that they “only do the jobs NO ONE else will do” gets right on my transgender tits!

    The bone-idle indigenous fuckwits can do them under threat of NO FUCKING MONEY!

    Ooh, you can’t, it’s against my human rights!

    Well it’s against my human rights having to do the neck-end of 1,000 miles a week and THEN having to do my shift in order to pay for you cunts!

    Hopefully when Brexit is done, Boris can get medieval on both pointless immos (and deport the cunts), and squeeze the nuts on our homegrown Kyle scüm!

    Let’s face neither of that group is voting Tory are they, so it’s win, win as far as I can see!

    Cunts!

    • In Lincolnshire we hear that every day Rebel, “oh these poor exploited people only do the work the indolent British are too lazy to do”. Funny that, as I can clearly recall the place being so awash with unpicked cabbages before Tony fucking Blair threw the gates open and invited all and sundry in, you could barely open your front door.

      • Bostonivostok by any chance?

        Luton is much the same, except interspersed with “peacefuls”.

        Either way, you’ve got fuck all chance of finding out where the nearest cash point is off the cunts!

      • That’s the one mate!! Tiny ex-peaceful (not the mud slime variety) market town which is now the per capita murder capital of the UK thanks to these cunts and their charming ethnic customs of solving any minor disagreement with a 12″ blade to the kidneys.

        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-45130662

        Actually ours are pretty well trained on cashpoints, they have a long-running scam with fake slots that clone your card if you’re not careful

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