Come on you lot, let’s hear it for Birmingham City Council, who’ve just installed what appears to be the country’s shortest and most meaningless cycle lane.
The lane is just seven feet long, and has been described by Stirchley locals as being pointless and ridiculous, and by the Taxpayers’ Alliance as a complete waste of money.
The Council even denies that it is in fact a cycle lane, with a Council mouthpiece stating that it’s for ‘formal transitioning’ on the road. This in spite of the fact there’s a fucking great cycle symbol painted on the road. Looks like a cycle lane to me.
Local councils; wasting your money everywhere. Oh well, at least they give the IsAC brotherhood something to take the piss out of, the cunts.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
This stupidity reminds me of another story involving cycle lanes years ago, where some council had to paint out 50% of the crossbars on the cycle symbol so as not to offend feminists.
It was around the beginning of all the woke nonsense, and had we told them to get fucked then, we wouldn’t have to put up with it coming from every quarter now.
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FFS. Cunts all.
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Lol!
Council fuckwittery at its finest!
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‘Formal transitioning on a road’.
Jebus, those bloody trannies are not happy with mixed gender bogs, now they want to showcase their deviancy on the King’s highway.
This must be resisted at all costs.
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looks long enough for the wanker Jeremy vine to be buried under and be used as an example for not being a cunt on the road
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It’s not needed, there is a perfectly good pavement for them to cycle on.
Makes it alot easier to knock old ladies or children down.
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I can imagine some of the Highway Code signs being updated for our woke era.
The one with the old couple crossing the road, can now be interpreted as dinghy migrants leaving the beach and heading for the Benefits Office.
The one with the adult and child in tow , now means Grooming Services just up the road.
The sign showing of a motorbike flying over a car (no vehicles) will be replaced with a picture of St Greta’s gurning face.
Finally, the sign of a bloke digging a road will be replaced with traffic cones and fuck all else because there’s nobody about.
I can just imagine some councils chomping at the bit wanting the Highway Code totally revised/reimagined for the virtue signalling generation, and pissing great load of council tax money at it.
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“Transitioning’ seems to be the word of the year and it is still only February.
Wait till the next election, Dame Kweer will enter Downing Street in his cheap synthetic suit with the little stain in the fly area, and will come out again a few minutes later in stockings, suspenders, makeup from the Eddie Izzard range, and frilly knickers, complete with skid mark.Angela Rayner will have transformed No 11 with a red light in the window, and they will both be warbling I Am What I Am like a pair of constipated sheep, just like the Virgin advert. If you’re looking for a massage with “assisted showers” and topless hand relief, Angie’s your girl. Well – old tart.
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Oh lawdy WC; that Kweer image you’ve conjured up has put me off my bacon sandwich good and proper…
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That wanker on the bike isn’t even using the cycle lane. Doubtless he’s en route to cycling through a red light, the cunt.
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Surprisingly he’s actually got a rear light, but no crash helmet or high-viz jacket though, and probably doesn’t signal either. Most likely a cunt.
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I’m constantly struck by how much cycling groups have gone on about the provision of lanes over the years, and yet how little use cyclists actually make of them once they’re actually put in.
Many just seem to prefer the pavement anyway.
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Lincoln Council in it’s (Labour) wisdom have decided that the Xmas market, which attracts 100s of 1000s of visitors must go. To be replaced by ‘smaller, cultural events’
Gay Pride anyone? BLM perhaps? The Izzard Road Show?
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You’d have thought a place with a huge cathedral would have welcomed Christmas celebrations. How naive of me.
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I bet that they’ll go fucking big on Ramadamadingdong tho.
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London.
Lincoln.
York.
The three major cities of medieval England and the main sites of Christianity.
Has Lincoln got a p.aki mayor too? Mosques?
Cunts👎
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Pointless wankers
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All local governments just like national ones haemorrhage money like a multiple wound victim does blood
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Strangely I don’t think there is a council that isn’t rammed full of complete cunts.
Always pleading poverty whilst fucking about with rubbish like this or building a towel head “community” centre.
The business model of most of these complete s.cum is to ship in loads of illegals as the central government pays them handsomely to do so.
Cunts for oven.
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All councils are cunts. You either have to be a total cunt to become a Councillor or the cunts already there brainwash you to become one. Bring back Pol Pot to sort it out.
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Or his Brummy son.
Pot noodle.
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Or that famous tramp, Piss Pot
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And Jamaican snooker ace, Pot Black.
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Pol Pot is probably their hero anyway…
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Brum City Council are still the same clueless, money-wasting fuckwits today as they were when I used to live in and around the city up until a few years ago,
One vivid recollection of their fuckwittedness was in 2017 and the council wanted to cut 100+ jobs from their refuse collection department in order to save a piss-taking £6m off the already overstretched budget.
The unions told them to go fuck themselves and went on strike for 2 months, leaving bin bags, wheelie bins, boxes and furniture on the streets in the middle of summer, stinking out some areas of the city rotten (apart from Aston and Lozells where locals noticed an improvement!)
The council turned to scab labour and the private sector which cost them shitloads until an agreement was reached and only a few jobs were lost through natural wastage.
The strike costs council taxpayers £40,000 per day, and the council spent over £14m in court costs and using private refuse agencies to cover the strikes. The council tax payers didn’t receive a penny in compensation. In fact they were rewarded with an extra hike in the following year’s council tax to fill the loss of revenue through the council’s utter incompetence.
And no one in the council were disciplined or told to fuck off because “lessons must be learnt so that this doesn’t happen again!”
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… so rather trying to save £5m they went and pissed an additional £14m up the wall without reducing anything!
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To quote Mr Lincoln again;
‘Birmingham Council; government of the cunts, by the cunts, for the cunts’.
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Idiots leading idiots, surely someone in the council system should have said, What the Fuck!
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Off topic –
The ‘tragic?’ earthquake in Syria/Turkey has descended into violent clashes as food, medicine, water is limited.
This has saw the withdrawal/suspension of international aid groups who are worried they can’t play white saviours in safety.
If they had reacted like me, ( celebrated with a Jack Daniels) then the world would be a better place.
https://news.sky.com/story/turkey-syria-earthquake-reports-of-clashes-prompt-some-aid-organisations-to-pause-work-12809036
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Our government love all this shit, can’t wait to give more than anyone else.
Just watched a report from Turkey some shopkeeper saying, ‘I can understand people taking food and water from damaged shops but not cookers and phones’ 😂
Looters will be dealt with severely 👏
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Birmingham council are probably the worst council in the country, die heard woke Labour to the core and probably the first on the diversity and inclusion bandwagon plus all the other lefty perverse shit they’re into.
Their whole existence seems to be geared around ensuring the gay community gets a no expense spared pride parade (or 3) every year, so big in fact that it is 2nd only to ‘home of the homos’ San Francisco.
Don’t worry cunters, it’s Effnick residents also get well looked after by the various pots of money Brum counciil gives to the various 3rd world tribes that rock up on our shores daily and find their way into Birmingham a mere 24 hours after landing in Kent.
If that’s not enough, cultural enrichment continues unabated in Birmingham whereby a fresh mosque or Temple will appear in a West Midlands suburb nearly every week. Areas like Smethwick, Alum Rock, Yardley, Witton, Small Heath and Handsworth are 99% BAME (technically meaning they are no longer in the minority)
Birmingham city itself is a crime ridden hell hole. Knife crime almost on par with London. It’s not recommended you stay in the city after-dark as it’s gangs plague the streets like ferral dogs preying on the weak. No money or resources provided by Brum council to stop this massive problem.
Ultimately, I’d say the 8 foot of random cycle lane in the nom is the least of the average Birmingham residents problems compared to the above, however it highlights how bad, negligent and corrupt this council is.
They should all be put on trial the criminal bastards.
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It would be impossible to cycle seven feet on the contraption advertised in the road.
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Labour Councils and money wasting go hand in hand. Spend until the cows come home then blame central government.
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And don’t forget our favourite ‘council’ north of the border m’lud. Any occasional good news, it’s a triumph for the SNP’s efficiency and farsightedness. Frequent bad news? All Westminster’s fault, naturally.
Ah dear. Morning all.
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You know something is totally fucked up with local councils when most council leaders earn more than the bleedin’ Prime Minister!
Don’t misunderstand me, most PMs have been useless fuckwits since the Thatcher Years. But with all due respect they’re in charge of the country and not some flea-bitten poxy little council in the Back and Beyond, and yet somehow needs/deserves a council leader (or CEO, as its branded these days) earning more than the PM. How the hell does that work!?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10689849/Thousands-senior-staff-earned-100k-year.html
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Maybe its because the council seem to be more on the ball, whereas the government sit back, still ignoring Enoch Powell.
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Here’s an interesting take on how this crap is all part of the wider offensive being undertaken by Councils against motorists.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11736955/How-bike-racks-flower-beds-parklet-seating-areas-replacing-parking-spaces.html
Has anybody anywhere actually been asked whether they’re in favour of all this?
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Councils are all utter utter cunts . Dim witted fucking pricks that aren’t even good enough to make central government roles and we’ve seen the calibre of individual that gets those roles.
Cunts only job is to type ever increasing numbers on your council tax bill
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Cardiff Council are just as bad, they are slowly fucking up the whole cities traffic flow by putting cycle lanes in everywhere.
The best thing is the cyclists don’t fucking use them half the time, especially those stupid Deliveroo cunts who prefer to ride all in black, with no lights in the dark.
So the council are cunts, the cyclists are also cunts, nobody seems to realise it makes no difference, costs a fortune and now our council are talking about monthly bin collections, the only saving grace here is there will be to much rubbish blowing around to cycle anywhere….
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Why are bicycles left cluttering the roads, once the ambulances have taken away the crushed bodies of cyclists, which were due to the incompetence of articulated lorry drivers ?
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I don’t know if anyone else has seen this, but of late, I’ve noticed that a few bikes left chained to railings or posts have had the wheel spokes well and truly kicked in.
Seems that somebody out there is fighting a guerrilla war against cycle cunts.
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