Denise Lewis

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Denise Lewis is a cunt. What sort of bird, gorgeous and hot as she was, ruins herself by getting a fucking haircut that makes her look like Grace fucking Jones on a bad day?

Even that yank runner whose name I can’t remember is more than likely setting his sights on poking someone else.

Jesus fuck, it’s appalling. Her stylist is a cunt too.

I can’t look at her anymore.

How dare she?

Nominated by: Dan

Boris Johnson [3]

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Lo-lo-look here you riff raff plebs. I made wiff waff come home and I-I-I think it jolly well did. Closing fire stations… fuck em, I’m so rich I have my own personal plebs to put fires out, er er you call them the homeless I call them fire extinguishers. Ha ha ha, wiff waff and flim flam.

After shagging Teresa May all day one likes dip ones cock in something a little less acidic, vinegar for my cock! Hoorah… No more taxes for rich people only the plebs and let that be a lesson for you the hoi-ploy, being a bumbling cunt I-I-I is good for the country. Now where did I put my syrup? B-b-b-b-b-b I must of left it on one my my shitty bikes.

Remember, poor scum, Bojo for PM, wiff waff all round.

Nominated by: Boris Johnson

Barack Obama [11]

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I’d like to nominate Bollock Obama for trying to whip up a race war to distract the public from drone strikes on civillians, NSA spying and fuck knows what other shit.

This cunt is preaching about racial equality yet thinks nothing of killing innocent kids in Iraq, Yemen, Pakistan, Afghanistan or wherever else the cunt feels like bombing. No morals and no empathy just another politico psychopath.

Syria next is it bollock? Get to fuck.

Nominated by: London Cunt

Yoko Ono [3]

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Q : What’s small, yellow and lives off dead beetles?

A: Yoko Ono.

Generally speaking I would normally be against drilling massive holes into the water table and filling them with noxious shit, but if Yoko doesn’t like it I think we should press on regardless, she is such a pretentious, up her own arse, slitty eyed cunt.

Nominated by: Termujin

Also knows fuck all about music

Nominated by: ChasCMusic

I fucking hate that fucking Nip, Yoko Ono. Talentless cunt with a face that would worry rats. Shame her parents weren’t hanging around ground zero, Nagasaki in August 1945.

Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon

New Zealanders

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Since when did these lamb slaughtering cunts own Tolkien’s legacy or get to say where the films should be made?

Tolkien – a right pretentious cunt – was born in South Africa to English parents and spent most of his childhood in England. His acknowledged influences for Middle Earth include Birmingham and Switzerland and NOT Kiwi land.

I hear they are leaving their poxy country in droves and setting up shop in Australia of all places. To want to move to a dried up dump where the spiders are as big as Harley Davidsons doesn’t say much for home.

Cunts.

Noinated by : Anonymous

( I’m guessing probably not Flaxen Saxon? )