Bill Turnbull is a wobble faced, bee wanking, fake Wycombe wanderers supporting, thinks he’s funny, know all cunt.
Nominated by: London cunt
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Patrick Strudwick
Patrick Strudwick is a self-opinionated, leftie-loving, slap-headed, poofta cunt
Nominated by: Dioclese
Sky News Sunrise
Eaomon Holmes? Overpaid, uninteresting, fat, smug annoying Irish cunt. Now relying on SKYPE for the latest reports. He and the news team all useless cunts.
Charlotte Hawkins however would benefit from a very good seeing to just to get her mind right, perhaps straws can be drawn as to who can go first.
The loser can get that worn leather look razorback Jaquie Baltreao. Another annoying prize cunt.
Nominated by : Bloke in Holland
Russell Brand [2]
Russell Brand is a talentless cunt that needs a quick rub-down with a house brick.
Apparently, being ‘funny’ in this cunt’s drug-addled mind entails being rude, patronising, arrogant, ignorant, insolent and downright obnoxious.
He thinks swear words are funny in themselves, and that he is being ‘edgy’ when he uses them, in the same way a 9 year old thinks that saying ‘cock’ is big and clever.
I genuinely think I would physically attack the cunt if I ever get the chance.
Nominated by: Termujin
Laurie Pennie [2]
Apparently, Laurie Pennie – blogger, feminist and contributor to the New Statesman – is the 55th most influential left winger in Britain.
Given that Miliband is the number one, she must be an inconsequential cunt.
Nominated by: John Prescott’s brother