Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Malaysia Airlines

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Arsed orff right royally. A week later and yet more daily all-dayer press conferences from the Transport Minister with the dodgy tache and the cunts at Malaysia Airways. “What do you know about missing flight MH370?”…..Fuck all. “What are you doing about locating missing flight MH370?”….Fuck all.

Same old story ad infinitum. Endlessly padding out BBC News.

Good news is, though tourism to Malaya/China is holding up, bookings on Malaysia Airways, like flight MH370, have plummeted.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

William Hague [2]

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William Hague is a cunt. 95.5% of people in Crimea have voted to return to Russia. This is on an 82% turnout, and with 97% of people in Crimea being ethnic Russians.

The shitty cunt, William Hague, says the referendum was a “mockery of proper democratic practice”. Shut your face you evil cunt. You wouldn’t recognize democracy if it fell out of your arse into the mouth of your mincing father at bed time.

We have the worst collection of shit in parliament ever at present, but that evil beast shit-cunt William Hague, is the worst of the worst.

Nominated by: Kiddie

Quorn

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A block of quorn, cut into cubes and fried to a golden brown, served with a nice plate of chips, makes for a tasty little meal. Well, it does if you leave out the quorn and replace it with some crisp streaky bacon and a sausage or two. And a fried egg and some beans. And several thick slices of black pudding. Plus a fried slice cooked in the bacon fat.

Consistency? Somewhere between a barbecue firelighter and a polystyrene ceiling tile. Taste? None to speak of, chewing the rubber on the tip of a pencil being a good deal more flavoursome.

Quorn is tasteless rubbery crap, don’t waste your time on it. Scoff a fat greasy burger instead, then take a dump and have a kip. Much more satisfying.

Nominated by: Tony

Ian Payne

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Ever since Colin “Already a Cunt” Murray left the Beeb the post of 5 Live’s Most Annoying Cunt has been left vacant. But not anymore…

Enter Radio 5 Live’s Ian Payne with his facetiousness, annoying voice, snarky “humour” and dumb photo on the Five Live website (check it if you don’t believe me) Payne has all the makings of a massive, stupid, annoying cunt.

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain