Congratulations to Dan who correctly guessed the next cunt to kick the cunting bucket … therefore becoming a dead cunt … would be Jimmy Ellis aka Z Cars’ very own Bert Lynch.
Here’s a picture of the dead cunt back in the good old days of black and white telly, when the quality of the programming actually mattered. Mind you, Z Cars was an exception…
So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 9. Here’s the rules :
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
And no – Before you ask, you can’t have Schumacher! Don’t be a cunt.