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Piers Morgan [6]

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I think it’s also worth taking a moment to gloat at Piers Morgan’s recent sacking from the US talk show he hosted. Morgan’s screen presence and interview technique makes Jeremy Kyle look like David Frost. The former tabloid cunt has been boasting for months of his lavish lifestyle, trousering small fortunes for brown-nosing the rich and famous. And now it’s all come crashing down.

Morgan Le Cunt has been trying to spin his departure as being related to his stance on US gun laws, but this is fooling no one. The Americans might be race of obese fucktards, but even they can recognise a smug British Uber Cunt when they see one and they’ve sent him packing pretty sharpish. So Morgan has now received TWO high profile sackings: one from the Daily Mirror (for faking front page photos) and another from CNN (for being a smug and hated cunt).

Let’s hope this odious, talentless, unemployed and unemployable abortion makes it a hat trick by topping the Dead Pool sometime soon.

Nominated by: Fred West

Juries

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Juries are cunts. DLT gets off on a majority verdict because apparently some jurors were concerned by the “lack of forensic evidence and corroborating witnesses”. Er, excuse me but do ANY sexual assaults take place in front of corroborating witnesses?

They seem to forget that the women who came forward were credible professional women (one was a school Head Teacher); they were not floozies looking to sell stories to the tabloids as DLT alleged (nice try, Dave, but you’re not that famous any more, you deluded cunt), they simply wanted to see justice done.

By the standards required of the 12 Cunts on this jury, Chief Nonce Savile would have been acquitted too for lack of forensic evidence (what the fuck do you expect after so many years?) and absence of corroborating witnesses. Fucking CUNTS.

Nominated by: Fred West

( I prefer the South African system. Sod the jury – just get a hanging judge. Ed. )

Ice Skaters

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Ice skaters – mincing about like food-processors at a LibDem conference.

Their arses are so big they have to have special pants made.

Dance like men!

Nominated by: Kenny

Bob Crow [4]

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‘Red’ Bob Crow. Mahogany skinned, holidaying whilst London grinds to a halt, earns far more than almost all his fee paying union members.

A 24 carat solid gold cunt of the highest order.

Nominated by: Occam’s Razor

M&S

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Marks and Spencers have a towel head at the checkout who refused to serve a local buying Pork and Booze as its not in accordance to the Koran. What do they do? Sack the cunt? No…

Bring out an accepting rule that no Muslim needs to serve Pork or Alcohol to anyone, they can refuse them. Also goes for Camel Jockeys selling provocative clothing.

Fucking let down. Sack the trouble making cunts, and send them back to the halal butchers.

Nominated by: King Cunt