I think it’s also worth taking a moment to gloat at Piers Morgan’s recent sacking from the US talk show he hosted. Morgan’s screen presence and interview technique makes Jeremy Kyle look like David Frost. The former tabloid cunt has been boasting for months of his lavish lifestyle, trousering small fortunes for brown-nosing the rich and famous. And now it’s all come crashing down.
Morgan Le Cunt has been trying to spin his departure as being related to his stance on US gun laws, but this is fooling no one. The Americans might be race of obese fucktards, but even they can recognise a smug British Uber Cunt when they see one and they’ve sent him packing pretty sharpish. So Morgan has now received TWO high profile sackings: one from the Daily Mirror (for faking front page photos) and another from CNN (for being a smug and hated cunt).
Let’s hope this odious, talentless, unemployed and unemployable abortion makes it a hat trick by topping the Dead Pool sometime soon.
Nominated by: Fred West
Agreed about time.and better that he’s local for Clarkson to belt regularly.
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This warm piece of Turdy Cunt has to be the biggest loathsome cunt of 2014. Delighted he has got his just desserts. A bigger cunt for bagging lovely babe Celia Walden.
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Jack White
This talentless, screeching gimp is a right cunt.
He claims to be influenced by all these ‘obscure’ blues artists: like Blind Lemon Jefferson and Rutling Orange Peel, to appear cool and interesting, and to give himself carte blanche to make a noise like Yoko Ono on hormone pills.
This cunt also starts a ‘band’ with his missus (always a no-no!): A mute who looks like a drag act and who ‘plays’ the drums with one arm and no imagination: like a toddler with a Fisher Price hammer. Arguably the most useless band member in history. Definitely the crappest drummer!
He also nicks his wife’s name (she was the one called White) and leads the whole world into believing his wife was his sister (the weird little turd!)! This myth building and bullshit was presumably done to make him (and the mute) appear ‘Rock ‘N’ Roll’ and ‘enigmatic’, and to help hide the fact that they were utter crap! They were married, but they look related anyway: Pair of hayseed hicks…. These knobends were as manufactured and as staged as The bloody Spice Girls. It’s quite astonishing how many people fell for their Carpenters as primal blues purists bullshit, and their brother/sister bollocks.
The staggeringly pretentious embelishements this tosspot adds to his (not at all real) name are also surefire displays of cuntery… ‘Bluesman Jack White?’ ‘Jack White The Third?’ Do piss off!
Then he marries again (a rather beautiful girl this time!): But when they have a kid the cunt gives it his ex-wife/sister’s surname! Which wife/mother worth her salt is ever going to be pleased about that (no wonder she left him!)?!
He also licks every arse in the Rock ‘N’ Roll elite (from Jimmy Page to Jagger to Iggy Pop!), and the way the music press (ie: the wankers at the NME, MOJO and all that other crap!) put this squawking bullshit machine in the same category as Bowie, Dylan, Hendrix etc is like Monty Python’s deadliest joke in the world… Die laughing because it is really that laughable….
Yeah, a true cunt of the highest order.
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Interesting. Not heard of him. Wish I hadn’t. I shall investigate further and cunt accordingly. Might even get a mate of mine to let me have his professional opinion…
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The Tutor and I get CNN on the television here in The Canadas. I can’t says that we’ve ever watched his programme though. It’s on late and we’re always most of the way to bedfordshire by that time. Time Team is on at 7:00 PM, so we watch it
I’ve heard that the Yankees don’t like the Brit-fuck simply because the Yankees don’t like Brit-fucks who criticise them. I figger the cunt will suffer a “cap in the ass”, before he’s sent back to Blighty.
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Trouble is the arrogant con-artist piece of shite always comes up smelling of roses.
Got fired on the spot by the Daily Mirror Board for publishing obviously fake photographs of British soldiers “torturing” some toe rags. Me only quibble with it is we actually should have been torturing the toe rags. Deliberately put our boys in harms way to get a left leaning exclusive. Spun the sacking as an attack on press freedom. Took the heat orf the yanks at the time when they were getting bad press for torturing our camel fucking brethren. Hence walked into the CNN job.
Bizarre that the yanks failed to deport the tosser after his appearance on their version of The Apprentice where he was rapidly rumbled and fired by cunt hair of the century, Donald Trump. Morgan’s piggy eyed pink faced sullen cuntitude when caught out was pretty to see when aired on prime time. There is always a market in yankland for a dodgy Brit. They love ’em. Makes the whale arsed winkle dicks feel superior.
Beware. Morgan will be back!!!!
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“…….There is always a market in yankland for a dodgy Brit. They love ‘em. Makes the whale arsed winkle dicks feel superior…….”
Maybe so, but I think what really makes the Yank-fucks feel superior are their 10 Aircraft Carrier Battle Groups to the rest of the world’s 11.
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Piers Morgan is an anagram of – I’m a pros (gern!)
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William Hague is a shit cunt.
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He is such a filthy evil disgusting cunt pervert. When the filthy cunt comes on TV spouting ultimatums and threats to other countries (with a scabby groove in his thin Nazi lips from sucking shitty rent-boy cocks), it makes me puke.
Who is the shit cunt William Hague? What is the shit cunt William Hague?
The filth shit cunt William Hague has never had a job. The shit cunt has no skills, no qualifications, no experience (save for bumming rent-boys being paid by taxpayers as ‘special advisors’), and yet is somehow Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs.
William Hague is a filthy evil shit cunt.
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Listening to this badly useless cunt, I just want to smack him into waking up and realise that he is not needed or liked by the people of Britain. Hague is you turdy cunt, you are no Churhill!
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True about the Yanks… In the 60s they thought all ‘Limeys’ talked like Beatles. Now they all think all ‘Brits’ are like Hugh Grant and Piers bloody Morgan… These thickos even had to remake Life On Mars: because they couldn’t understand the Manc slang and humour (and because nobody spoke like Sir Henrington Arsetwat Toodlepip!).
It’s like the Tinsletown septics who come over here to Blighty: That cunt, Madonna, thinks being English is living in a poncey mansion, horseriding, dressing like a posh tweed covered twat and shooting Pheasants. Gwyneth Paltrow whines about not liking ‘English Pizzas’ and the nasty English weather (Fuck off back to Twattywood then, and take Coldplay with you!). These lot think England is just London, and that it is full of posh bastards. And cunts like Morgan (and that whoremongerer, Hugh Grant! And Prince fucking William!) have helped to spread such a nauseating stereotype and myth. Our cunt of a current Prime Minister (and his snotty Missus!) don’t help either.
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The whole stereotypical myth of “British” is one that this country has relied on for the late 60 years to attract foreign tourists. Take away the Royal cunts, the chinless wonders and the lisping public school bum boys and the real England is somehow not so attractive. Doubt many of the yank cultural tourists would fancy a few nights in the “costa del benwell”. Let the stupid cunts think that England is all about the Royal family and stiff upper lips, that way it helps our flagging economy
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Agreed: Bringing in the dough is the only thing those inbred German (British, my arse!) parasites are useful for. I thought it had died down here in the UK though (last street party in my street was for Charles and Di IN 1981)… But all those royalist fuckwits out for Baldy and Kate’s wedding?! Fuck me!
I can understand someone being a fan of someone with talent (music, sport, film etc). But to idolize a buch of inbred, sponging knobheads is just ridiculous. The fact that foreigners find our royals so fascinating is baffling enough. But the royalist shaggers we have here in Britain are as much cunts a the royals themselves.
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I often wonder, is it down to British smugness that we kept our gang of parasites, whilst the rest of the world either expelled, executed or otherwise ejected theirs. you are correct though, Royalist supporters are cunts
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