Peter Gabriel and Sting

Posted on March 9, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Peter gabriel and Sting are a couple of cunts!

The thick as a brick cunts are at it again but this time the bellends are gonna tour together for some easy money. The last thing people want to hear is Gabriel’s “Biko” we all know anti-apartheid is a huge lie cause Africa is worse then ever under black rule. Plus only chavs and poofs want to hear Sting’s “Desert Rose” for the thousandth time.

Peter Gabriel’s WOMAD festival is the dumbest piece of shite that he’s ever done and proves Gabriel has turned into a world music cuckold. Stop being a bloody bellend Peter and reform Genesis! at best you got 10 decent solo songs the rest is dog shit that no one wants to hear.

Also, Sting, apologise to your band members from Police. You’re not the genius you think you are your solo work is also shite. I hope the Rock Paper Scissors Tour is a huge failure and you both fall off the stage!

Nominated by: Titslapper

Dead Pool [34]

Posted on March 9, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations go to Fred West who bags his third Dead Pool win by predicting the death os music producer George Martin, the man most famous for producing the Beatles – although he did loads of other stuff too until his studio in Montserrat was buried under a volcanic eruption (a most impressive sight, incidentally)…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 34.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

The Perpetually Offended

Posted on March 9, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Perpetually Offended deserve a severe cunting.

I don’t know if these cunts have always been with us, but they seem to be fucking everywhere at the moment. Every-fucking-thing from the smallest council decision to foreign policy is evidence of “racism” or “Islamophobia” or “somethingism.” The latest shit these cretins are complaining about is that asking people to wear wristbands is equivalent to Nazi bloody Germany. Aaaaargh!!!!

When I was on a cruise, I had to wear a lanyard with an ID card so I could be charged for drinks,etc.

When I was looking at booking a weekend at Centerparcs, I noticed you can wear a cashless wristband.

In most campsites in Australia, you have to wear a wristband so only paying guests can use the swimming pool and other facilities.

Did I complain about any of this? No. Perhaps I should have contacted some shyster lawyer to whine about my human rights being violated.

I’m pretty fucking sure that some cunts only read the news so they can be offended by something. If you go looking for “racism” or “Islamo-cunting-phobia” you will always find it, whether it exists or not.

I sometimes feel my mind falling into a bottomless pit of despair and hopelessness.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

NHS Beancounters

Posted on March 8, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

NHS Beancounters are cunts.

When my husband (Daddy Bear) started chemo the treatment he received had to be made by the pharmacy and used within a set time, this was fine he was in and out in a few hours each day Seven days a week each Three weeks, then some bright spark decided to centralise operations which meant making the treatment miles away at another hospital,then sending it out in taxis, which meant a waiting room of very sick people spending up to six hours a day waiting for treatment .

This was supposed to be a money saving measure, the nurses and doctors thought it was bollocks (I think that’s the medical term). The bastards that make these decisions should descend from their ivorys towers now and then to see what’s really going on.

Rant over.

Noninated by: Mummy Bear