Ritchie Blackmore

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Ritchie Blackmore is a cunt…

If he wants to go down memory lane and be a rock musician again, why doesn’t he do one last blow-out of a tour with Deep Purple, instead of this ‘Richie Blackmore and his band of musos do Deep Purple and Rainbow’?

If Ian Gillan (or David Coverdale, for that matter) isn’t singing the stuff then what’s the fucking point? I know Jon Lord is no longer with us, but this could be the last chance for the classic Purple line-up to go out in a blaze of glory… But Blackmore is the sort of cunt that holds grudges for decades…

Great guitarist though…

Nominated by: Norman

Andrew Marr [7]

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Anyone see Andrew Marr ‘interviewing’ Boris Johnson over the weekend? What a shower of shit!

The cunt Marr is the man who once called bloggers “socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed young men sitting in their mother’s basements and ranting. They are very angry people.” Too fucking right we’re angry, Andrew, especially when we see failed third rate Jeremy Paxman wannabees like you being paid wads of BBC dosh to conduct interviews like this. You didn’t listen to a single word he said did you? You just constantly interrupted and forced your own pathetic jaundiced viewpoint. To you the BBC is just a personal soapbox for your own aggrandisement.

And for the record I’m not socially inadequate or pimpled and I have a full head of hair (unlike Mr Marr). I’m married and respectable. I don’t have a basement and my mother is long dead. And while you’re slagging off bloggers, can I point out to you that your employers, the BBC, have some 200 odd blogs of their own.

Yes, I think we can safely say that Andrew Marr is an egotistical, inadequate hypocrite and a total unequivocal pissant of the first water!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Susanne Hinte

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Susanne Hinte is a cunt….

Did anyone really believe that this ‘grandmother’ (she probably became a grandmother when she was about 30!) had that winning 33 million lottery ticket? I could smell the bullshit from miles away and I expect that this hag has pulled some sort of other skullduggery before this (look at her, for fuck’s sake…. If she was chopped in half you’d probably see ‘Poundland’ written down the middle like a stick of rock)…

We could all say we’ve got a winning lottery ticket and attempt to pass off an old or defunct ticket or a crappy forgery as authentic, but most of us have standards of some kind… The old munter is probably on every benefit in the book too…

What a conning cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Dead Pool [33]

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Good grief! The shortest Dead Pool ever – three days – has ended with yet a-fucking-nother win for Richard Debo Debson with his fourth win out of the last six.

Congratulations, Debo. You successfully nominated former US First Lady, Nancy Reagan, who’s been hanging on desperately for some time until her heart finally gave out!

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 33.

A reminder of the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

And here’s the final word from Nancy :

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