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Hugh Jackman

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Hugh Jackman is almost certainly a cunt. Although I haven’t had personal dealings with him, nor had a film ruined by his on-screen presence*, my mate Tino once saw him in an airport and he was doing the following (Hugh Jackman, not Tino):

– wearing sunglasses (not only was he obviously indoors as he was in an airport, but the incident took place at night)
– swearing on the phone in front of children as he issued demands to show how massively consequential he is
– playing billy big bollocks by having removed himself from the wealthy bastard lounge to make the afore-mentioned phone call in front of the economy class and homeless loiterers
– being Australian (possibly this isn’t his fault as he was born an Aussie but for fuck’s sake, he’s an actor! He could pretend to be Canadian or Danish surely?)

This is what Tino had to say about him:
“He wears sunglasses indoors, Sxxxxl. At night. At fucking night time. For the fucking sake of fuck. Who does that? At fucking night. What a massive bellend.
And he swears loudly in the company of children. Fucking twat.
We can’t disagree on this. I am definitely right on this issue.
He is a cunting cunt.”

* just had a look on imdb and I have seen him in two films, The Prestige, which was passable, and Australia which was a horrific pile of inner bum lining, and thus further proof that Tino was right and Hugh Jackman is a behemothic cunt.

Nominated by: Galted Asas

Stephen Hawking [3]

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Stephen Hawking is a cunt…

He says (for want of a better word) that science and research will suffer in Britain leaves the EU… What total bollocks… Britain has been a hotbed for science and technology for centuries…

Was the UK in the EU when Isaac Newton did his stuff? Not to mention Dawrin, Logie Baird, Faraday, Fleming, Bell etc…. Obviously Hawking has some sort of financial angle, like all the rest of the pro-EU mob… Well he can fuck off…

Do one, Davros…

Nominated by: Norman

Dead Whale Watching

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I live in the East of England and we have the stories on TV of these poor old blubbery bastards being found dead on our beaches (pity they weren’t cunt asylum seekers).

There are no end of cunts going up to these poor things, stroking them, climbing on top of them and taking ghoulish pictures with their kids!!

The things are dead for fucks sake….Cunts….

Nominated by: Judge John Jizz

Santander

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I’d like to nominate SANTANDER for a good cunting.

When you ring their poxy ‘Customer Service’ all available cunts are unavailable because they’re speaking to other cunts. If you finally manage to get through, it’s to some cunt called Jim in Glasgow or Sophie in Sheffield or Stacy in Bootle as we give a fuck where you are you patronising cunts.

Then of course the cunt can never help you, and they put you through to some other useless cunt who asks all the same bloody questions that the first cunt asked you. If you want to complain, they put you through to the complaints department where you have to wait on hold for over 20 minutes like the cunt you are for banking with these cunts.

Nominated by: Bankfucker