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Vodafone (2)

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Vodafone deserves a cunting. I’ve realised that whenever I try to access this esteemed site using my mobile data, I get a message saying that I can’t due to ‘Vodafone Content Controls’ restricting ‘adult content’ which I have to go through the laborious process of logging into my account followed by numerous extra step to turn off. Really Vodafone, really? I get that there’s some bad shit on the internet that kids need to be protected from, but you’re really doing this on my phone, which I pay to top up each month, with a site that all things considered is rather tame, without making the feature particularly easy to turn it off? Fuck you Vodafone and stop babying grown adults you cunts.

And a follow up :

Vodafone. Again. This time, the cunts have only gone and fucked up my phone. I finally did the fucking software update (twice because they asked me to do it again straight after the initial one) that they’ve been nagging me to do for weeks but now the thing has actually been done I have no lock screen – whenever I turn the phone on its bypassed entirely and the phone goes straight to the home screen – and both the home and close app (you know, the square one) buttons which are built into the actual phone itself no longer work. Oh, and to top it all off the phone is running slower as a result of all this as well. Of course, I tried contacting them with my problem but obviously got no further than a prerecorded voice which did fuck all. I genuinely didn’t intend on cunting Cuntafone two days running, but it just so turns out that they’re that monumental in their cuntitide. So fuck off Vodafone you fucking useless phone destroying cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Holier than thou lefties

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A cunting for liberal, lefty cunts everywhere, but today’s example in particular.
The Home Secretary has said that he wont seek assurances re the death penalty for the 2 pieces of IS vermin currently held by the Kurds, should they be extradited to the USA. These are the cunts the more fuckwitted press referred to as ‘the Beatles’

Cue outrage and horror from the usual suspects, including good old anti-Semite whitewasher Shami Chukkabutty. The same cunts who are happy to pursue ex squaddies for alleged offences committed in the fog of war.

The fact that these cunts are no longer British citizens doesn’t seem to matter.
The fact that we, the UK, supported and pursued a policy of drone strikes against these self same vermin doesn’t seem to matter.
The fact that their crimes were orchestrated in cold blood, not the heat of battle is not even considered.

Yewman Rights, blah blah, Sets a precedent blah blah.

They have no human rights. I hope they die screaming and that the lefty cunts hold a vigil outside the prison.
Cunts

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Jeremy Corbyn [12]

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This entry requires no write-up; but ISAC rules demand it so here it is:

This terrorist-sympathising, extreme-left fucktard cannot even ‘fess up to laying a wreath for a dead scumcunt bomber, despite the full and irrefutable photographic evidence available. A cunt of biblical proportions for even being at any such funeral in the first place; he manages to ratchet up the cuntmeter to the point of overclocking it by giving such a fucking withering and incomprehensible response to said photographic evidence.

I did not think it would be possible to despise a Labour leader more than Tony Blair or Gordon Brown. Yet Corbyn has already overtaken the Renfrewshire Cyclops as literal and figurative unflushable ‘Number 2’, now only behind the seismic deity of cunt himself.

I hear a lot of Tory voters or supporters now saying “I’ll risk Corbyn just to get rid of May”. As appallingly as Mavis May and Co. are handling matters, I can’t emphasise enough what a tenth circle of hell shitshow this country would become – socially, economically, industrially – under the clown prince of cuntitude and his obese Momentum sidekicks. Think this country is being ruined by the liberals? Corbyn as PM will definitely ask you to hold his fairtrade hemp & lentil beer.

A man of such radioactive cuntitude that his mere presence emits deadly gamma rays of solid cunt, I give you Jeremy Corbyn. Fucking shitcunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Donald Trump [4]

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Trump has proved to be a colossal cunt, hasn’t he?
I know we cut him some slack on this site and that Hilary and the status quo would be worse but it seems most of what he says or tweets is bullshit.

We had the ‘my inauguration is bigger than yours’ bullshit.
We had the support for that odious dwarf Putin which was subsequently denied despite being broadcast worldwide.
We had his interview with the Sun which he later said was fake news.
Now he says his son met with the Russkis after previous denials.

He lives in a world of lies and bullshit. Seems a shame but he is undoubtedly a cunt.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Fiona Onasanya

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A cunting for Fiona Onasanya, the sitting Labour Mp for Peterborough, who , along with her brother, is to be tried for falsifying statements to both Police and the Courts to avoid conviction on a motoring offence.

She is charged with one count of doing an act tending or intending to pervert the course of justice. She and Festus Onasanya, her 33-year-old brother, are alleged to have misinformed Cambridge Police about who was responsible for driving a speeding vehicle on 24 July last year. They claimed a man called Aleks Antipow was behind the wheel.

Ms Onasanya’s brother, from Chesterton, Cambridge, faces two further charges of perverting the course of justice. He is claimed to have blamed someone else for two separate speeding incidents, on 17 June and 23 August last year.

Ms Onasanya is ( believe it or not ) a Solicitor and a Labour whip responsible for party discipline. Accused of having given felonious testimony to the Court ( Perjury ) and having wasted thousands of pounds by “fingering” an innocent person as the “mystery driver”, the smug pair left court smiling and apparently unconcerned. A spokesman for the labour Party has told that Ms Onasanya was a “guiding light” and was destined to be the first black female Prime Minister. ( Jesus Christ Almighty ).

There are apparently rules regarding convicted cunts serving in Parliament, and although the trial is yet to come, it could indeed be a considerable stretch if convicted! Sanyana however was supremely confident that “all will be well ” and that “wait and see ” and left the court smiling this evening having entered a plea of not guilty. ( 13/08 )

It is my hope that, if found guilty, this polished turd is not only jailed , but that Parliament kicks this bitch into touch, and saves us from the horror of having her as Prime Minister.

Gentlemen, she is indeed a Cunt!

Nominated by Asimplearsehole