Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

“Like….”

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What is it about young women and the word ‘like’, like?
Yesterday I went to my favourite coffee shop for a brew of their excellent coffee and a croissant (pretentious, moi?).
Any road, it was pretty busy, and I ended up sitting next to two rather attractive young women. Nothing wrong with that in itself, of course, except that I then became a reluctant earwigger to their conversation, concerning a mutual friend. Apparently said friend had been out a couple of times for a drink with some bloke, so naturally to the female way of thinking, the two were now in what is deemed a ‘relationship’. The conversation went something along these lines, accompanied of course by an assortment of hand gestures and contorted facial gymnastics;
‘so like he said to her like, okay like, I’m like (blah)…’
‘no way! Like he said that, like?. That’s like wow (blab)…’
‘yah, and so now like she’s going to tell him like (burble)…’
Continue in similar vein for about ten minutes until one of them gets a call on her mobile, then it’s;
‘hold on, I’ve like gotta take this… hi! No, I’m like just having a coffee right now…’

At this point I quickly drained my cup and left, as I’d now had about all I could take of this. What on earth has made so many young women latch on to this abominable verbal tic? A cunt is what it is, like.

Nominated by Ron Knee

JK Rowling (3)

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JK Rowling…who surely merits a place on The Wall.

This utterly odious, talentless harpie is now so desperate for the publicity-O2 that she’s taken a pop at a Melbourne cartoonist, Mark Knight, who did a VERY realistic one of Le Williams (Serena) throwing its hissy fit. Rowling spouts: “…reducing one of the greatest sportswimmin alive to racist and sexist tropes”

The Telegraph clarified “butch and fat-lipped”, a cartoon of Le Williams spitting out a dummy.

Mark Knight responded by saying he’d done an unflattering cartoon of Oz tennis star Nick Kyrgios “behaving badly” “Don’t bring gender into it when it’s all about behaviour,” he added.

JK Rowling is a gobby, pointless O2 thief. And did I say she’s a cuuuuunt ? Has Rowling ever complained about cartoonists’ portrayals of Margaret Thatcher or The Maybot ? I somehow doubt it. Fackin hypocrite, too.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Cher

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For some time it was rumoured that the ye olde plastic grannie was knock knock knocking on heavens door… But the old hag has reappeared yet again… Looking more inauthentic and horrendous than ever, and this time she’s torturing people with an album of Abba covers…

Obviously a crass cash-in on the disgusting ‘Mama Mia- Here We Cunt Again’, but the thing is it is diabolically shite… Someone who is way ( way….Fucking way down as Elvis used to say) past their best, not only still pathetically attempting to be a dolly bird, but inflicting their shot to fuck voice onto us and all… I heard Cher’s ‘version’ of ‘Fernando’ on the radio, and it sounded like HAL 9000 from 2001 shutting down… Utter crap… What is it about these Yanky singers like Cher, Madogga, and Britney Spears? Their vanity and cunt from the inside attitude that makes them act and try to be like they were 20 or 30 (or in Cher’s case 50) years ago is sickening… Mutton dressed as Spam… At least British singers like Shirley Bassey and Petula Clark have grown old gracefully…

Nominated by Norman

Jean Claude Juncker [4]

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Jean Claude Juncker is a prize cunt. After all his other anti-British bullshit, he’s come out with a corker. In a recent speech, he’s now saying that British planes flying into EU member states will banned from landing, and if they ARE allowed to land, will face a FOUR day quarantine. Someone really should be keeping this corrupt little Hitler away from the sauce. We have agreements with countries all over the world, including EU countries, dating back to 1947 that allow British airlines to enter foreign airspace and land at their airports, it has fuck all to do with the EU.

In any case, if the EU did try to enforce this ban, they would have to enforce it with ALL nations airlines, otherwise it would the EU would be proving to the entire world that they are discriminating against the UK, solely because we invoked our democratic right to leave their corrupt, totalitarian club. If we had a leader with a spine. A leader who believed in Britain, and putting Britain, they would have responded that blatant threat by pointing out that such a ban would work two ways. They would also point out that EU member states do a LOT of trade with the UK, which would drop to zero if the EU tried to ban British airlines from EU countries.

Unfortunately, we don’t have a leader. We Theresa the appeaser. A woman who, it’s recently been reported, is considering watering down the UK’s ability to make free trade deals with the rest of the wall, on the off chance the EU will agree to give us a shitty deal when we leave.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

On the day we leave the EU without a deal (CRASHING OUT) we are led to believe:

Our aircraft cant take off.
Our food standards won’t be accepted.
Our driving licences and even our cars won’t be acceptable
Pet passport delays for fuck’s sake
No UK product will be acceptable in the EU until verified which could take months or years.
Empty supermarket shelves (well, no organic quinoa)
Long queues at Dover (which seems to be the only UK port the fuckers recognise)
There will be a desperate au-pair shortage
Civil unrest will break out (except in London where it seems to be the norm)
The IRA will invade.

Every day another pile of wank is added to this list.

It is all bollocks. Fuck the EU. Fuck the Irish border and fuck the Remoaning self-interested cunts who put it about.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Louise and Nikki Draven.

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Proof if proof is needed on the absolute state of the retarded fuckwittery that is modern parenting in 21st century Britain, I give you Britain’s first gender-fluid ‘family’ with both cunts set to undergo reassignment surgery.

How they are allowed to breed and raise a young boy into this nightmarish scenario is beyond any reason, their young son (named Star Cloud, I know, I know) is being raised as ‘person’, free to paint his nails, wear make-up and play with dolls. This is a five year old, being indoctrinated into this PC unnatural bollocks with no say and too young to question its morality.

So little Star Clouds biological father Louise will become a woman and birth mother Nikki is to become a man( keep up at the back, no laughing) I will not be surprised if this poor little sod has years of therapy ahead of him in later life.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator