The English

The English

Biggest bunch of cunts the world has ever seen. They thought they ruled the world. They thought they were so superior and now they´re reaping the bounty of their arrogance. They took over Wales and Scotland but ending up being ruled by some of the biggest Celtic jerkoffs ever spawned – Lloyd George, Campbell-Bannerman, MacMillan, Douglas-Home, Blair, Brown. (Fortunately lesbian kick-boxer Ruth Davidson, about to give birth to a test tube sprog, has ruled herself out as the next leader because the puir wee lassie cannae cope wi´ the strain of replacing Theresa May.)

The English let a Scotsman called Haig who commanded the army in WWI become a hero back home by killing more Englishmen than Robert the Bruce, William Wallace and Bonnie Prince Charlie combined through his incompetence. And the English made him an earl!. Serves them right for ditching their Scottish Stuart overlords for a bunch of German princelings.
They also let all the other subject races flood into their country and now moan about it. Londonstan, Birminghamstan, Manchesterstan etc. They can´t even play the sports they invented like cricket, football and rugby.

BTW although I am a member of the SNP, love Nicola Sturgeon – and the European Union – and gave that poverty-stricken Alex Salmond a couple of bawbees for his legal defence, I like the ISAC site. Pity it is so anti-Scottish, anti-Irish and anti-Welsh. But what can you expect from a bunch of servile Saxons, descendants of Germans, who got their arses kicked by their French overlords and have never gotten over it?

Nominated by Dr Cameron

( Published in the interests of racial equality. We really don’t care what nationality you are – a cunt is a cunt. But especially the Scots 😉 )

Theresa’s Favourite Word

Hello children. Are you sitting comfortably? Boris! Take your hands from around Dominic’s throat, you wicked boy. Alright. Now I’ll begin. Today’s story is about “back” words. You can find lots of “back” words in a big book of words called a dictionary. Let’s look at some of them shall we. First – backbone. Amber, dear, do you know what this means?

I’m not sure Miss, but my dad says people called fucking politicians who meet in a big house haven’t got any fucking backbone. What’s fucking Miss?

Never mind that now, Amber. Let’s move on to backward. Jacob, would you like to do this one?

Yes, Miss. Backward means being thick and stupid but my dad told me not to use it outside the home in case the thought police heard me and took me to a politically correct – speak induction centre. My dad says all fucking peacefuls are backward because they have no fucking music, literature or art and want to live in the fucking 9th Century. What does fucking mean, Miss?

Never mind that now Jacob. The next word is backstab. Michael, I think you will know this one.

Oh, yes please Miss. It’s like when Ian told me not to tell anyone about having his hand up Anna’s skirt during milk break today but I came and told you Miss. He said he was looking for his pencil but Anna said he was finger fucking her. What’s fucking, Miss?

Alright. One last “back” word before I explain what fucking is. This word is backstop. Any ideas children? Oh my, you’ve all got your hands up! Well I’ll have to choose one of you – David, you intelligent boy, tell us what backstop means.

Well Miss, backstop is a word that means nothing in itself and was dreamt up in a backroom by Uncle Ollie and Nanny Theresa while they were sitting on their backsides trying to get through the backlog of work caused by their backsliding and backtracking on the Brexit negotiations. They were afraid of a backlash from everyone so invented the word backstop which means the same as fucking, Miss.

What do you mean, David?

Well Miss, Ollie and Nanny T have promised Jean-Claude to give the British voters a good fucking up the arse without them realising it until it was too late so they decided to create the word backstop as a synonym for a good fucking up the arse. My dad says Uncle Ollie likes to give Nanny T a good backstop with lots of backflow over a chair in the backroom. What’s backflow, Miss? Treacherous cunts.

Nominated by Fimbriations

Presumed consent

I’d like to cunt the organ donation register and their ‘presumed consent’.
Before I get started, let me just state that of course I support the idea of saving children’s lives etc etc. I’m certain it’s all very worthy. However, how the fuck do they get dibs on my bits by default?
I am NOT happy.
I fail to understand the logic that states that unless I state otherwise my body will be plundered mercilessly. It’s my body! Mine! Sure, I don’t need those bits after I die – that’s not the point – I suppose that I’m annoyed at the rude nature of this assumption.
I’m British. Manners come first. You may very well be dying but you can still say please and thank you.
I am also bitterly disappointed that I have no options with regard to the harvest or the recipients. It’s all or nothing.
I do not support the idea that I work to pay taxes so that some people can spend their entire lives getting drunk, smoking, watching sky tv, dodging work and then when I die they get my organs as well? Talk about mind, body and soul. And what about evil cunts like george best getting two livers? That is well fucked up.
The system of presumed consent is in place in many countries, and does not yield consistent improvement in donorship. There are more factors than just whether or not you have organs going spare.
Anyway, I have put over my idea of selective donation to members of the transplant service and they were not impressed. No, not at all. The word “horrified” springs to mind.
I am getting the impression that wanting a say over what happens to my most treasured possession is a major no-no. I am also getting the impression that expressing my wishes aloud is putting me up there with the worst of humanity. Making me the most selfish of criminals.
The only way I can action any free will at all here, it would seem, is to deny everybody. That doesn’t make sense to me.
What if I wanted to deny members of the KKK my organs? Is that morally wrong?
What about if I wanted to deny convicted rapists and murderers my organs? Surely that’s ok?
People will say “fuck no, you can’t do that! What’s wrong with you? Where will it end?”
Where will it end? There is no end. If somebody wants to deny anyone their organs they already have that choice.
It would appear that there is a major problem singling people out. I don’t understand it myself, but there you go.
This is probably going to turn into yet more proof that I am, indeed, a cunt.

Nominated by Cuntflap

Christmas Coming Early

Christmas Coming Early ….Commercialised Cunts !

I was in my local garden centre this morning for a bucket of fence paint. I’m stood at the till waiting to pay and having a look around … I then spot two big mock reindeer with a sleigh behind in amongst some fairy lit christmas trees … taking up about a quarter of the floor area … a quick check of the date at the top of my newspaper I’d just bought to check I hadn’t slept in this morning by two fucking months .. 19th September .. no, no, still three months until Christmas.

Me .. “Who’s idea is it to start the Christmas stuff in September ?”
Till woman … “You want to see some other shops, they’re far worse than us ”
Me .. “That doesn’t make it right though, does it ?”
Her .. (Sarcastically) ” When would you like us to do it ?”
Me .. “How about December ?”
Her ..”What difference does it make .. ?”
Me .. “Well,it’s a bit early for a lot of parents … you try telling a kid that it’s still three months ’til Christmas ”
… I get my change and tell the Till woman to have a Merry Christmas as she won’t be seeing me in her shop, because of their display, until after the New Year ….
I’m no ‘Humbug’ about Christmas, but for fuck sake, the kids are only just back from their summer holidays

Nominated by Boilsmypiss

The Royal Brat Factory

Fuck me,years of inbreeding may have affected their mental capacities,but it certainly hasn’t affected their virility,more’s the shame. They breed like locusts. The latest to announce another parasite-in -waiting is The Half-Blood Half-Wit and his eye-for -the main-chance tart. Another spoiled,entitled brat who’ll expect the taxpayer to keep it for it’s entire life. I’m not even sure that coloured people and Gingers should be allowed to breed….an Uppity carrying the ginger gene can’t end well. I hope they call it Terry…Terry the Chocolate Orange.

William and that vacuous brood-mare that he married are pumping the brats out in much the same style as any other benefit-dependent,workshy bunch of Spongers. No thoughts of setting an example about the threat of overpopulation for The Royal Graspers. I don’t like the look of that lad of theirs either,looks a nasty,spoiled,lazy little bugger already.

We’ve got the Middleton woman permanently up the duff,now the Darkie woman,and it can’t be long until that pudding-faced tart who got married the other day is with whelp too. All “Royals”,all expecting to lead empty,unproductive,tax-payer funded lives of unearned indulgence and sloth.

I’d put a stop to the whole charade. Personally, after the old biddy and Prince Philip bugger off I’d like to see an end to it all,but I suppose that there is a place for a drastically slimmed-down Royal Family. Although,to be fair, they can have as big a Royal Family as they like,just as long as I’m not expected to contribute a single penny towards them. The sight of that pompous gasbag Prince Andrew announcing that his daughter’s wedding was a “private wedding” the other day nearly had me blowing a fucking gasket…if it was private,why the fuck should the taxpayer foot the bill for any part of it?

However, I digress. The Royals haven’t bred a decent ‘un in generations. The Queen’s male children are appalling, Charles’ son seems to be following the same lazy,entitled path as his father. Hewitt’s child seems to an easily led congenital idiot. Andrew’s children are,as previously discussed,fat,ugly and bone idle. Edward’s children are ,frankly,highly suspect in my eyes. I believe that a Jeremy Kyle DNA test may be in order there.

If you’re breeding horses,dogs,cattle,pigs etc., you don’t keep breeding off poor stock. You can put the finest thoroughbred mare with a donkey and all you’ll breed is a Mule. The Royals seem to believe that a drop of fresh blood will reverse the ravages of generations of inbreeding…well it fucking won’t. As is proved by the current crop of junior Royal parasites.

They should all be Jaffaed before they spread any more of their compromised DNA through the population. Now that they have moved on to breeding with Darkies,well the results could be horrific.. I foresee a tribe of benefit scrounging,,entitled,ginger- afroed,chiggun- munching Joey Deacons who have no soul…..not a pleasant thought, I’m sure you agree.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler