Gary Lineker [5]

Another bandwagon insincere Mega Cunt who keeps his ugly mush shut when it suits.
Headline:-
Why is Gary Lineker silent over 400 Walkers staff facing the sack? Employees say vocal presenter is turning a ‘blind eye’ to the crisp plant’s closure to protect his £1.5m deal.

TERRRRRRRWAAAAAAAATTTTT

Nominated by Kendo Nag

Manchester United FC

Manchester United FC are cunts…

I know: been a supporter all my life, Newton Heath born and bred… But the soulless scum who are now in charge of this once great club have sinked to a new low, even by their standards…

True United great, Nobby Stiles – who now sadly has dementia – was actually charged for tickets when he recently went to Old Trafford… A Collyhurst lad and a player who lived and breathed United and was part of the rebuilding process after the Munich Air Crash… A man who helped the club win their first European Cup… A man who is near the end of his life and also afflicted by a terrible condition is told by the suits he has to pay to get in… While some toothy yuppie cunts from the US, or some clueless moneygrabbing chinks will get complimentary tickets as part of some Glazer soul selling sponsorship deal….

Saddest thing is it’s not even a surprise… Not these days… I can hear Sir Matt Busby’s grave spinning round… Bastard fucking cunts… And Fergie can fuck off and all…

Nominated by Norman

Football fans

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Football fans who refer to their club as “we”

We’ll challenge for the title, that was the year we did the double, we were unlucky there….

Fuck off with the we, you did fuck all and probably watched 99 percent of that success from your living room on Sky Sports.

Nominated by: Mr Cuntypants

Football fans in general are cunts. They buy overpriced club shirts, bore the tits off anyone stupid enough to listen while they talk about the latest wog that their club has spunked millions of pounds on,witter on about players as if they were “mates” with the cunts, hence the Giggsy, Scholesy, Becks etc. crap,get shit tattooes,and worst of all,give a platform for those cunts Lineker, Shearer and Ian Wright to spout their utter tomcuntery.

Rugby,cricket and horse racing are the only sports worth following.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Football [4]

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As a kid I loved playing football but as you get older and see the state of professional football you realise what a joke it is.

You can’t go in the pub on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon without hearing tattooed balding blokes in their 40’s wittering on about 20 somethings kicking a bag of air around a field and getting paid a fortune for it while 50,000 mugs pay 60 quid a game to go and watch it.

And even worse when the football is on at the pub, you can’t have a quiet chat with your mates because of all the 40 year old knobheads shouting “Ref that’s a fucking pen ya cunt” you’re the fucking cunt mate, you’re talking to a fucking telly he can’t hear you.

A sport played by braindead idiots for the entertainment of braindead idiots, football is the new religion.

Nominated by: MrG 1985