“We’re having a heatwave,
A tropical heatwave,
The way that she moves,
The thermometer proves
She certainly can….can-can”

It seems the Daily Express and Daily Star have overdosed on this Irving Berlin song – since May they have been predicting a heatwave “next week”. Here is the latest prediction from today, 16/8/21.

News Link

The trouble is – they never materialise.

Fuck the Express for raising my hopes. I suppose they hang a bit of seaweed out of the bog window at their office.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

The dreadful killings by a nutter in Plymouth are apparently due to right wing terrorism due to the evil cunt being an ‘incel’

”Incels, who typically blame women for a failure to form sexual relationships, are currently considered part of right-wing terrorism – but Mr Hall acknowledged they are “quite separate”.

Mr Hall is some cunt from the Home Office apparently. So his erudition and competence can never be in doubt.

And here is the puzzle. An inadequate nutter Incel is a right wing terrorist, although, as with other right wing terrorists there doesnt seem to be any organisation behind them. Nor a specific belief system.

However when someone murders randomly shouting ‘Alans Snackbar’, they are usually suffering mental issues, despite there being very real organisations, belief systems and encouragement for this type of attack.

It’s a fucking puzzle. But at least we know that the Far Right are where the dangers lurk.

Incel Attack Might be act of Terrorism

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(All this fuss and introspection might have taken a different tone had the guy been of a slightly darker hue – Day Admin)

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s royal correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today has seen another sensational development in the Epstein sex scandal, with the news that a law suit has been filed against Prince Andrew in New York, by his alleged victim Virginia Roberts. We are immensely privileged to be granted a world exclusive interview by Prince Andrew, who has graciously condescended to speak to us in order to present his view of the matter”.

“Indeed, my good fellow. It is imperative when one has nothing to hide that one speaks in a frank and honest matter to the lower orders, what?”.

“What? Oh sorry. Yes. So, your royal huffiness, what is your immediate reaction to the news concerning the law suit?”.

“Erm (shuffles nervously, averts eyes) well, one is afraid that on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to respond to that question”.

“Well we understand that the action may not be allowed to proceed to court. But if it does, and you lose, experts are stating that you could face a damages bill of up to $100 million. That must give you great cause for concern, surely?”.

“*gulp* (runs finger around rim of collar) one is afraid that on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to respond to that question”.

“I see. At any rate, you’ve indicated previously that you’d be willing to speak to the FBI in relation to the case, but have yet to do so. Are you in fact prepared to speak to the US authorities or not?”.

“One is *cough* afraid that on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to respond to that question”.

“Should this matter proceed to trial, it would do so in a civil court, and you would not be obliged to attend. Nevertheless, don’t you think that attending would be the right and proper thing to do?”.

” One is afraid that *splutter* on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to *choke* respond to that question”.

“For heaven’s sake. What do you say to those who argue that there’s one law to protect the rich and privileged, and another that the rest of us must abide by?”.

“Sorry old bean. Must scoot. I’m due at the Pizza Express in Woking in under an hour…” (disappears at a rate of knots).

“No sweat, if you’ll pardon the expression. I’m sure that our followers will be delighted and impressed, as always, by the absolute candour displayed by His Royal Highness during the course of this interview. It makes you proud to be British. This is *sigh* Ron Knee, returning you to the studio”.

Andrew to face Sex Allegation Charges

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(One suspects any alleged lawsuit successfully made and won against Andrew, will be paid by us plebs, probably! – Day Admin)

Extinction Rebellion
These bunch of absolute wankers are set for another 2/? weeks of bell end activities and because the government has literally given them (uncosted of course) exactly what they wanted in terms of net zero promises, they are now actually asking for more.

Give them an inch eh Cressida you Dick…

I hate these cretins with a passion as they have affected me personally. Back before COVID took over these middle class unwashed sanctimonious turds blocked my workplace, train station on way back from a work trip and to top off the feeling of being personally trolled the inescapable fuckers camped on my lawn.

They ruined a public park so that they could play campsite and only now nearly 3 years later have I paid through my council tax for the grass to be resown (the workers on this nearly got into fisticuffs with Mr Snotrags as they claimed some kind of act of god on the mud??).

More piss boilingly a neighbour in my block wanted to supply them with water, I’m like er nope. They are the most entitled utopian pieces of shit and if I come across them during their next rebellion I will be getting physical this time, am utterly tired of lockdowns, capitulation to woke and this is yet another stream of BS.

https://extinctionrebellion.uk/next-uk-rebellion/
https://order-order.com/tag/extinction-rebellion/

Nominated by: Mrs snotrags (hayfever innit)

(Late news: seems the co-founder of XR admits to driving a diesel car! – Day Admin  News Link )