Don’t cry honey, nobody would even know who you were without your dad or his friends.

A fuck you/ It’s not fair (see what I did there) cunting for our favorite musical mong aka Lily Allen. Allegedly music bosses knew her (in a biblical sense) she is now going to cunt them in a new album with naming and shaming. Lily a word to the wise, It ain’t going to end well.

Lily for the love of Christ why don’t you devote your self to dinghy riders and other peaceful cunts, better still take the motor out for a spin and ram a large tree or something?

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I felt abused listening to her mockney music back in the 2000’s.

Nominated by – Cuntymort

He knows a bit about payoffs.

My employer has just announced the details of it’s pay offer, which has been debated since approximately August 2019. It is a three year ‘award’ ending next August and has been presented in a 25 page document and slideshow.

Along with an electronic calculator. the idea being you put your details in and this wonderful device will tell you exactly what you can expect, the only snag being the fucking thing is permanently disabled and the only message you get is one saying apologies it is being mended etc.

I don’t know how much time and energy it takes to say ”You aren’t getting fuck all this year, you cunt, because we fucking despise you”. You could lose the will to live trying to figure these things out, probably deliberate so they won’t have to pay your pension. You must have to be a particular sort of misanthropic bastard to draw up one of these things.

Nominated by – Mary Hinge

What a load of twaddle that is.

So Jesus sends the disciples out to ‘preach to all nations’. And they suffer persecution and hide themselves in the catacombs. But slowly, surely more followers are gained. And churches are dioceses are set up all over the ancient Roman world.

And the thing is growing and building until Constantine comes along and says ‘oh don’t bother with all that you can just adopt our pagan gods disguise them with your saints and angels and ‘queen of heaven’ incorporate it into your system with statues just like in our temples and you can live a life of luxury and prestige and power.

And all the Christians jumped at the chance and thought ‘yes why are we always suffering why can’t we lead the high life we want wealth status like everybody else….
And the true church of Christ died and what we got was a counterfeit Christianity for the next 1000 years until Martin Luther came along and brought us back to true Christianity.
What a load of unhistorical twaddle.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

(More info here – Day Admin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Apostasy)

What the fuck is our pussy whipped PM up to now? For the love of god are we not broke? No doubt princess nut job has her hand in this somewhere.

Can we not get life back to normal first before we end up spunking more money on this shit.

The boiler I have is 30 years old does the job reliably and keeps us warm in winter, if it goes wrong I can fix it. As for one of these Hydrogen boilers Boris stick it up your arse. Hydrogen has an explosive range of 2 to 80 per cent gas to air ratio. I don’t want a fuel leak blowing Cunty Towers to fuck.

Why don’t these political cunts work out the elephant in the room is over population, Fuck what Greta Thunderbox says cut the fucking birth rate, if it means banging peaceful bollocks between two bricks so be it.

Let’s get the population down, CUNTS.

Homeowners offered incentives to go Green

Nominated by: CuntyMort

(Quick Note – This nom isn’t just about football. Day Admin)

A comment by an esteemed cunter in another thread provided me with the motivation for this nom. I can’t remember who it was, but here goes.

Yes, the Premier League has just started. Fans are allowed back into the grounds, and every ground was packed out this weekend.

This despite their clubs, the league; Sky, BT, ITV and the BBC and the players themselves doing one or more of the following:

Calling them racists if they say white lives matter.
Calling them racists if they do not support BLM.
Telling them to get educated for not agreeing with seeing their players take the knee in every game.
Telling them (lying) that the knee taking is not for BLM now.
Shoving token females (some of whom can’t speak proper or anyfin’ innit) into the studio or worse, into the commentary box. One of them absolutely ruined a classic game in EURO 2020/21 (Spain v Croatia) by wittering nonsense throughout the game, while working as a co commentator.
Spending time saying the country is still somehow massively racist and more needs to be done, after about 3 UK based Tweets.

Other sports are also going down the same route. The Olympics was ruined this year. Rugby and other sports are going down the same road. Watching cricket recently, I noticed that my favourite commentator/presenter, David Gower, seems to have been put out to pasture. So has Ian Botham. And Shane Warne. I wondered why, but if they’ve shoved a few token wimminz in then there’s no room for them is there? Well done!

Sport has always been a source of escapism for me and many others. Some may call it bread and circuses, but I’d disagree. It’s more subtle than that. It’s never really been an obsession, just a nice way to switch off for a few hours after a busy week. No politics. No social issues to think about. Just switch off and relax.

Now? ‘Sorry mate. We’ve realised what a great opportunity this is to promote our agenda. So fuck you! Sit there, listen to me force my views on you and insult you, but remember to keep paying me you thick cunt!’

Well I’ve stopped paying a penny to these cunts after all this. No more TV licence and SKY were fucked off. No more going to games or sporting events that support this shit. They’re getting nothing from me until they just go back to being apolitical (and apologise).

Not going to happen though, is it?

They’ll never stop because thick as fuck ‘fans’ will still pack the stadiums despite all the things I’ve mentioned.

Quite a few traditional fans have done the same as myself (but most haven’t it seems). Some new ‘woke’ fans have now taken the place of some fans, like little parasites. Well, they’re welcome to the monster they have helped to create.

Sports fans are cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks