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Soros donates to defund the police.

The revolting old lizard has crawled out from under his stone to give money to an organisation that wants to defund the Police…it’ll be alright for him.

I expect his Dracula’s castle has plenty of private security and presumably the only time he ventures out onto the streets is when he’s hunting for a ” I vanna suck your blood” victim.

Adolf missed a deserving one with this Cunt. (not to be confused with the allegations about Soros during said war – DA)

Nominated by – Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

(Buy one cunt, get another free! – Day Admin)

Alex Scott (Alexandra Virina Scott)

TV presenter, ex England’s women’s football player & currently annoying me & half the nation.

Scott spent 3 weeks on TV during the Euros with her irritating grinning exuberance and worthless opinions and insight.

Now I have to endure her ruining my viewing of the Olympics (something I look forward to every 4 years) as the fucking Beeb is the only option for coverage (no Eurosport since I told Sky to get fucked for robbing me blind).

Why is Scott presenting the BBC coverage with balding Claire the rug muncher ? Check boxes….
Woman – Check
Effnik – Check
Grinning fucking idiot – Check

Just get off my TV screen you irritating Cunt !

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

Seconded by – Cuntybollocks

Nothing against the lass, I’m sure she’s lovely.

But fuck me. There is no escape from her. I’m losing count of the shows she’s now either hosting or on as a pundit or guest. It seems she’s never off the box. Switched on the Olympics and the first thing I saw was her talking in her ‘Luton Airport’ accent. What happened to presenters speaking proper English? But she’s done well for herself. Good for her. But she’s now on everything it seems. It’s getting a bit much.

Well, it’s not enough. For those who play FIFA (I don’t play video games anymore, but millions of cunts do) she’ll be commentating on the latest edition. I’m sure the gaming community are delighted.

I’m just wondering if there is something else she could be given? Radio One breakfast show maybe? FA Chair’person’? Songs of Praise? Maybe the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Get her to read the news? Then the weather, why not?

There is no escape.

I feel sorry for all those cunts who did their ‘apprenticeships’ at university studying journalism or whatever, working hospital radio, local newspaper and working on professional presentation skills and elocution for years, only to be ignored because…well. We all know why!

Link

And there’s more, this time from Norman

Alex Scott is a cunt.

Alex Scott ruins the Olympics TV coverage with her very noticeable inability to pronounce her ‘g’s at the end of a word.

Competitors are not taking part, Alex, in the fencin, rowin, boxin, kayakin, weightliftin & swimmin.

Why can’t this cunt speak properly?

Helpful link supplied by Dickie Dribbler

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-58040793

My family and I went out last night to a new Greek restaurant for a birthday dinner. As we were getting to our table, a waitress appeared at my side like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn. She had on a very low cut top and was clearly wearing a push-up bra. Very nice. Needless to say, I had to sit down very quickly.

An inconvenient horn can strike at the most in opportune of places. On the bus, in the pub, shopping for socks.

Summer where I live in the benighted colonies is pretty much eight months long and ladies young and old are fond of wearing very little. Nice. But that frisky fellow we all know and love can pop his head up at some very unsuitable times.

But who would want it any other way?

If this doesn’t give you the horn, you must be gay…

A very happy Eastender

Nominated by: Conduit of Evil

And talking of playing with horns, here’s this from Ron Knee

The Dangers of Sexual Gratification

Bloody Nora, it’s a dangerous life. Meat’s bad for you. Cheese and eggs are bad for you. Sugar and salt’s bad for you. Drink and ciggies are likely to kill you. Lack of exercise is bad for you…

Mmm… with regard to the exercise issue, I’d always understood that regular and enthusiastic indulgence in physical pleasure was supposed to be a beneficial activity, particularly with regard to the health of the heart. Well, apparently this is not necessarily the case.

Sobering media reports indicate that sexual activity accounts for about 14% of all strokes that occur. Even the simple act of self-pleasure has its risks, as the appended report illustrates. A 51-year-old Japanese man, who doctors stated ‘enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day’, suffered an aneurysm while indulging in a five knuckle shuffle, and ended up nearly popping his clogs, never mind his cork.

Ffs, is nothing sacred? You can’t even have a bit of what you fancy without the Grim Reaper peering over your shoulder. This is a right load of toss and no mistake. I’m clearly living on borrowed time, but what the hell. It’s the way I’d like to go, so attend to me, wife; you’ve always said that I’d come to a sticky end…

Masturbating Not Good For you

and seconded by Two In The Stink

A supporting link to this nomination (in a manner of speaking).

100 German Wankers die every year

By the looks of it, the Allied powers could have won the 2nd World War quickly and easily just by carpet-bombing Germany with internet-capable laptops and setting the browser homepage to Pornhub.

I’m not sure if this (or something similar) has already been cunted but here goes. (yes, there was but don’t worry about it – Day Admin)

I’d like to cunt summer! People complain about winter but this is fucking Britain – get used to it!

At least with winter you can put the radiator on or more layers; in the summer, once you strip naked, all that’s left to remove is you skin. I’d also like to point out that winter is the only thing which occasionally has the effect of making economic gimmegrants think twice about invading old Blighty and fucking off back to the shit holes from whence they slithered.

Below is a list of my main issues with summer (although the list is not exhaustive):

– Humidity. Obviously the Sahara Desert doesn’t have to content with this problem. Lucky bastard Arabs don’t know they’re born! In fact, the fuckers should probably stay there and save the journey.

– Sweating. I bet Chimpanzees’ ball bags don’t stick to their legs…… oh yeah that’s right, they don’t really sweat.

– Hayfever. As the Scottish comedian Leo Kearse so eloquently put it in one of his standup routines, pollen is essentially plant jizz so hayfever season is like one giant plant bukkake. Fuck pollen.

– Flying Ants. Big, horrible, uncoordinated fuckers who all choose one day of the year to look for new nests. These dopey bints can’t fly for shit as they crash right into your face and don’t even attempt to make evasive maneuvers. It’s like they thought “well today is my first flying lesson so I think I’ll fly half way across the world and bomb Pearl Harbour”. Pricks.

– Wasps. Pointless, nasty, scratchy, angry little fuckers (scratchy because that’s the noise they make when they’re making a nest in your cavity wall). They don’t give us honey, they just fly around rocking the black and yellow attire of the bumblebee like some insect version of a Stella-addled bolshy chav wearing Burberry out to stab some innocent passer-by.

– Thrips. So small you can barely see them but you damn well know the little fuckers are there when they fly into your eye.

– Sky fire. That giant flaming ball in the sky not only gives me sunburn but also bleaches my hair to some hideous-looking, light dayglo ginger.

Just for balance, I think it only fair to highlight some of the good points of summer:

– Freshly-mown lawn smell (although grass messes with my hayfever so I guess this one gets cancelled-out).

– BBQs (Love the smell of burning charcoal and meat)

– Scantily-clad women.

That’s about it really. Mostly, summer is shite.

Nominated by: Two In The Stink

Legend has it he’s still trying to drag out the Hey Jude chorus to this very day.

Paul McCartney is still a cunt.

As if his cynical ‘marketing’ of his last album ‘McCartney III’ wasn’t bad enough (see his last cunting around Christmas 2020), the thumbs aloft cunt has now had the pile of drivel ‘re-imagined’ only a matter of months later.

Macca’s latest video (for a dirge called ‘Find My Way’ has taken this daft old get’s craving to stay relevant and look ‘cool’ a step too far. It’s been arselickingly called an ‘Amazing Deepfake’ in the link below. But the truth is it’s plain fucking awful.

In this video, there is a so-called ‘Deepfake’ of McCartney, supposedly of him in his young Beatle years, but now in 2021. It looks as creepy as fuck and one can tell it isn’t him. It’s terribly laughable, as ‘Millennial Macca’ does ridiculous dance moves in a video that is more Justin Bieber or that Timberlake bellend than The Beatles.

It also looks so inauthentic, as this fake Macca has eyes that go in different directions and his Beatle wig looks more like a Russian hat. The cunt had his time in the 60s and was in the biggest band in the world.

Yet he puts his name to something this desperate and pathetic? Is it that important to stay trendy? I think with his first wife, Linda and John and George both gone, Macca has no one to say no to him any more or to tell him if something is shit. Which is a shame, because this really is shit. A late steaming turd at the end of his legacy.

Oh, and Beck is a cunt and all. (He’s a scientologist too – DA)

https://superdeluxeedition.com/news/watch-the-video-for-paul-mccartneys-find-my-way-featuring-beck/

Nominated by – Norman