It’s your domestic correspondent here – sort of butch Esther Ranzen – to tell you of the latest halfwit to be left in floods of tears at the checkout.

You will recall a couple of weeks ago I told you about some silly tart reduced to tears in a sports shop because the lift wasn’t working?, Well today an even sillier tart who got her knickers in a twist and departed in floods of tears because the supermarket cashier was too fast for her. Step forward, Ms. Fuller:

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You can only assume that these daft cows are after financial compensation, else why do they admit to grizzling over such minor matters.

At one time in Britain we were proud of our stiff upper lips – these days the stiff upper lips are engulfed under floods of tears and double chins.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

Let’s hope he looked up all the vegetables that are poisonous to dogs. (He hasn’t)

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Lewis Hamalcunt, I ask what is wrong with this fucking idiot, a vegan bulldog FFS, does this fuck monkey posess a brain, I reckon he, s been breathing exhaust gas to long, he truly is a world champion cunt…

Nominated by –  Fuglyucker, but it was way too short so here’s more from – CuntyMort

Lewis you may be a card carrying tax avoiding cunt stop treating your hound as a vegitarian, dogs eat Meat you fucking twat. It’s about time cunts like this cunt were given a judicial kicking for animal cruelty.

God and nature designed dogs as carnivores not fucking vegitarian’s. FFS give me strength fucking vegetarian cunts. Put all the cunts down

The Fake Conservatives, Big Brother, BRINO and – as ever – the E fucking U!

Just seen this: EU Car Speed Limiter Law

Yet another piece of Big Brother legislation penned by the EU and about to be published by the Fake Conservatives who gave us BRINO four years after we voted to dump the interfering cabal of cunts!

About the only hope I have left is that Doris is being chauffeured in a brand new car installed with this EU Directive and it accidentally pulls out in front of a large truck, the chauffeur puts his foot down to escape but the EU Directive says “fuck off and die speeding is illegal”, and the truck rolls on squishing both of the cunts!

Nominated by: mikdys 

Jacinda Ardern! The cunts cunt! The ayatollah of zero COVID and savior of all man kind! Does she go and meet the positive cases and heal them personally while signalling to an aid to take them to the oven!

The red rum lookalike learnt well from the evil Blair!

I would throw her one if the lights were dimmed but would need to shower in the morning!

P.s the world is watching you too you cunt!!!

Sorry about the randomness! Long time listener, first time cunter!

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Nominated by: Shit cunt

(Welcome to the Good ship, ISAC, Shit Cunt, and many thanks for your first nomination. Ordinarily because this relates to Covid, we’d ask you to post in the dedicated Covid thread Covid Shit. But since this is your first nomination, and some old cunters fancy the arse off Shergar, we’ll create a Post for you. Cheers – Day Admin)