Not to be confused with the Rani from Doctor Who.

This tragic tale of injustice brought a tear to my fucking eye: Link

If only Anita Rani had been born in a country that could have given her a first-class education (for example, Bradford Girls’ Grammar School and the University of Leeds), rather than some third world shitpit where she left school at eight…

If only Anita Rani had been born in a country that had provided her with a job-for-life at its national broadcaster (for example, Cuntryfile and Woman’s Hour on the BBC), rather than busting her tits in a rice field 14-hours a day until checking out at 25 from dysentery…

If only Anita Rani had been born in a country where she could have sympathetic articles written about her in a nationally available magazine, raising her social media profile, potentially increasing sales of her book…

If only Anita Rani had been born in a country that offered equal opportunities to immigrants and their progeny, no matter how chippy and ungrateful they were…

If only Anita Rani had been born in a country recognised as being institutionally not racist…

If only Anita Rani hadn’t been born in a country where skin colour prohibits your life chances…

If only Anita Rani hadn’t been born in a country where white, working class boys unquestionably have everything handed to them on a gilded plate…

If only Anita Rani hadn’t been born in a country governed by robe-garbed, cross-burning, white supremacists…

…she definitely would have whipped all those honkies and smashed Strictly.

Nominated by – Cunty McCunt

They’re basically the same thing, they believe laws don’t apply to them as they’re individuals not names. They refuse to have driving licenses as they’re allowed to ‘travel’ which is different to driving.

They ignore any law that isn’t in the constitution of America or elsewhere. Citing all sorts of nonsense to not back up their claims.

Moors are the black version with the same beliefs. Apart from they think they’re the only Native Americans and the only true race so laws don’t apply to them.

There’s a ton of videos on YouTube of these clowns testing the patience of cops who usually just smash their windows and drag them out of their cars.

Then they go to court and refuse to acknowledge the judge’s authority and get sent to prison.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign-citizen_movement

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

I am pissing myself laughing as I write this cunting.

Anyone heard of Labour MP for Leicester East, Claudia Webbe? Doesn’t matter, neither had I, until today. (This is her 3rd cunting, so yes, we’ve heard. – Day Admin)

For a bit of background she once called to abolish the rich to solve climate change. Well, she could start with herself since MP’s aren’t exactly living in the workhouse. Also, last September she was suspended by the Labour party over bullying allegations. That was Keith ‘down with the rent’ Vaz’s old seat. A fine vintage of MP exudes from that constituency it would seem.

Anyway, back to our story. Earlier this month she quizzed Dominic Rabb before the Foreign Affairs Select Committee regarding taking legal action against ‘Beroos’.

At this point I recommend you read the article and watch the video of the exchange. It’s cringeworthy.

Turns out she meant Belarus….she couldn’t even pronounce it correctly. She wanted the government to take legal action against the country. Basically, Raab asked her what for? She stared back blankly…..not a fucking clue why or what for.

I am guessing she was told by some Labour gimp, to ask the question, never researched anything and repeated it like a parrot. Only to be made to look like a complete fool.

It turns out what she was referring to are human rights abuses in Belarus. The extreme left in the West never get enough of sticking the boot into Christian, white, conservative cultures like Russia and its allies. Human rights abuses…..let me think….could she mean like lockdowns, censorship, propaganda, cancel culture, coerced Vak-zines, soon to be vak-zine passports, police behaving like the Stasi, spying on private citizens and much more? Which cunt-ry could that be happening in?…..must be one of those nasty totalitarian ones….I just can’t remember the name of it….just like she couldn’t….but I do know it is not Belarus.

We all know the House of Cunts is full of useless eaters but this one is up there with the creme de la creme. Do MP’s have mentors because I think hers must be Diane the Hippo. Wonder how her selection interview to stand for the seat went? What probing questions she was asked? What special quality did she have for selection? ……answers on the back of a postage stamp please.

Clueless Webb Doesn’t know her own question

Nominated by: Cunt Two Three 

Seriously if you people keep nominating things like this I’m ending up on some sort of register for having to find images.

IsAC regulars will know that I make passing references to the dangers of travelling on buses. We’re all familiar with the nuisance that loonies, mobile phone cunts, phantom farters and the like can bring.

To this catalogue cunts, allow me to add nose pickers. Yesterday I was out for a walk when heavy rain forced me to take a bus back. I found myself seated opposite to a hoody-wearing scratter, who fumbled about with his mobile phone in his left hand, while indulging in an enthusiastic, nay, ruthless and prolonged assault on his nostrils with his other hand.

Now all of us indulge in the occasional bit of surreptitious hooter-rooting when no-one else is about, but bloody hell, this cunt could compete at Olympic level if the event was ever recognised.

I was utterly appalled, yet at the same time horribly fascinated, by the absolute dedication shown by this cockhead to his pastime, not to mention his utter lack of social awareness.

He appeared to have the whole process down to what can only be termed a fine art. A finger up the left nostril *root root* for a couple of minutes, then chew nail, presumably to savour the barbecue flavour of a bogey. Switch to other nostril and repeat, pausing occasionally to give the finger a sly wipe on the seat.

After about fifteen minutes of this, I happened to catch the eye of a woman in the next but one seat along, and from then on it became a struggle for both of us to avoid bursting out laughing at the activity of Concorde Nose.

It proved too much for me when our friend then inserted his little finger into his ear and started rummaging about there, before plucking out what I presume was a lump of wax. I just about lost it, and had to get off three stops early, rain or not.

Apparently nose picking can be a form of habitual, compulsive behaviour. There’s even a term for it; rhinotillexomania. Well this cockwomble’s an absolutely nailed-on rhinotillexomaniac, and no mistake. Pity that he can’t indulge in his nasty, obsessive compulsive behaviour in the privacy of his own home.

Oh and by the way, there is a shorter word for a rhinotillexomaniac. It’s ‘cunt’.

Nominated by – Ron Knee

A number 33 flied lice and prawn balls cunting please for this  arsewipe, who, despite coming from a rat hole of a country that believes all property is theft, is a billionaire, who, like most wankers who come into money, makes pretention into a bloated art form:

Chinese Billionaire to Build London Mansion

If he must bring himself and his stinking brood to London, whats wrong with a two bedroomed flat over the Full Moon Chinese Takeaway in the Dawn Butler constituency?

Pretentious foreigners, especially the yellow peril, ought not to be pandered to in London (or anywhere else in Britain).

He reminds me of some neighbours we once had – they have moved on to a classier area now. He, too, was a business magnate – he owned three dry cleaners shops and Mrs. Patel (not their real name but it gives you an idea of where they came from originally), run a cleaning business. Their first action was to install a white and gold (obviously fake, but it was, as Alan Sugar would have said , “a mugs eyeful”) lavatory and cistern, which was delivered with due reverence and left on the pavement outside their home all day. They just can’t resist their bling, and their ostentatious display of wealth, can they?

How did he manage to become a billionaire in a Communist country?. I doubt legally. What a cunt.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs