This moronic and despicable show encapsulates all that is wrong in British television and society.

Every year we are treated to the spectacle of a group of intellectually challenged identi-kit Barbie’s and Ken’s claiming they are on a quest for “true love” and that the prize money has nothing to do with it.

The women look as if they have been created by some of the UK’s premier plastic surgeons. The men have sculpted torsos and bulging muscles to the extent that they look like walnuts in a condom. They all look vapid and stupid and this impression is confirmed as soon as one of them opens their mouth to speak – “I’m buzzin, like, cos I is looking for a girlfriend, like”.

In a recent episode one contestant, amazingly a medical student, made the bizarre claim that if you viewed Earth through a telescope on Mars, you would be able to see dinosaurs !

Just as detestable as the contestants are the retards that tune into this garbage and watch it with slavish devotion. Admittedly, some parts of the series have the fascination of a slow motion car crash – particularly when the resulting suicides are taken into account. But the people that are somehow able to derive enjoyment from this series must be more brain dead than the contestants (if that’s possible).

Love Island sets a bad example. It says that to be one of the young beautiful set, you must be vapid, talk gibberish in an Essex Mockney accent, display a lack of culture with a low iq and be interested in Botox and plastic surgery.

No wonder young people are becoming more stupid and narcissistic.

If the show were renamed “Cunt Island”, then at least it would be more honest.

https://www.itv.com/loveisland

Nominated by: MMCM

Looks like Scotland to me…

I know this topic has been covered before but I am getting fed up with the distortion of historical events to fit the woke agenda.

I´m currently watching “Mary Queen of Scots” in which the English ambassador to Scotland is coal black, Rizzio (Mary´s Italian favorite) is a bearded gay who is caught screwing Mary´s second husband, Darnley. Instead of having Rizzio´s head lopped off, Mary tells him she understands his “nature” and is not annoyed. Darnley can get a boner with fellow gays but is impotent with her so Mary gets him to give her a good fanny licking.

Meanwhile His Excellency is behaving very undiplomatically by trying to screw one of Mary´s handmaids who, going by her rapturous smile, is obviously a member of the Black Cocks Matter movement.

This part particularly annoyed me as I recall being taught the beautiful Scots song “The Four Marys” at school and still remember it all these years later.

Soft porn and political correctness come together to present history. It may not matter a damn because it´s a lousy film anyway but lots of people will think it is factually correct.

Nominated by – Mr Polly

One vision?

Brexit blamers and doleies are cunts,, these are the fuckers who blame absolutely everything thats negative on Brexit, now it appears there a shortage of chicken and strawberries and its down to Brexit, so perish the thought KFC have to adjust their menu.

This is not because we dont have chickens or strawberries, its because we dont have the cheap, foreign labour to pick fruit and veg, process chicken carcases and many other things your average Brit wont do.

There is an easy solution here, as many jobs that can be filled with long term dole claimers, people out of work due to Covid, immigrants who are already here and this 20,000 Afgans due to land,boat jumpers from France or even the Hong Kong rinky dinks that are also due to be landing here at some point.

No benefits without a job and it looks like we have jobs a plenty for all these sponging cunts to do, i wonder how many will be so interested in coming here then…..its our own fault, and its not difficult to fix either, also Boris the idiot is a cunt for not thinking of this himself…….Great Britain would be great again i reckon….

Chicken free link

(Nandos are out of chicken too, no great loss)

Nominated by – Fuglyucker

Surveillance Capitalism.

Whoa. Just a minute. Capitalism’s a trigger word for the left, and because it’s a trigger word for the left, its use is seen with suspicion by the right.

But, right wingers, this isn’t what the bogeyman Marx was condemning. Left wingers, this is not going to be fixed by the revolt of the proletariat. We’re all proletariat as far as this reinvention of exploitation is concerned.

This should be the legitimate concern of traditional right and traditional left alike. It embodies and perpetuates much of the crap that we on ISAC spend our time deploring.

You’ve spotted that our freedoms are being eroded, including our freedom of thought, never mind speech?

That everything about you is being written down in a digital inventory, and that your life is no longer private?

That you’re being sold shit you don’t need by the behavioural psychologists now employed in Marketing, and only realise you’ve been conned when – or if -you check your bank statement on the mobile phone you are paying through the nose for?

And that every facet of every human interaction has become monetised by the trade in information? Information used to nudge your preferences, suppress your opinions and keep the regular payments leaking out of your account?

That’s surveillance capitalism.

A more informed perception of surveillance capitalism is emerging. Right wingers, I’m sorry this quote comes from a rather good review in the Guardian. However, the Spectator did one of its competitions on the topic.

“While the general modus operandi of Google, Facebook et al has been known and understood (at least by some people) for a while, what has been missing – and what Zuboff provides – is the insight and scholarship to situate them in a wider context.

She points out that while most of us think that we are dealing merely with algorithmic inscrutability, in fact what confronts us is the latest phase in capitalism’s long evolution – from the making of products, to mass production, to managerial capitalism, to services, to financial capitalism, and now to the exploitation of behavioural predictions covertly derived from the surveillance of users.

In that sense, her vast (660-page) book is a continuation of a tradition that includes Adam Smith, Max Weber, Karl Polanyi and – dare I say it – Karl Marx.

Viewed from this perspective, the behaviour of the digital giants looks rather different from the roseate hallucinations of Wired magazine.

What one sees instead is a colonising ruthlessness of which John D Rockefeller would have been proud. First of all there was the arrogant appropriation of users’ behavioural data – viewed as a free resource, there for the taking.

Then the use of patented methods to extract or infer data  even when users had explicitly denied permission, followed by the use of technologies that were opaque by design and fostered user ignorance.”

Guardian Link

Spectator Link

Sorry about the length. But it’s a gigantic cunt.

Nominated by: Komodo

Weddings are cunts.

Years ago being married had some benefits, tax relief, mortgages were easier to acquire and you were offered better rates, it gave the illusion you were steady and reliable.

Those times have long since gone and now being married just means that you get to spend £20-£30k minimum on a full day/s vanity project that photographers, cake makers, tailors, caterers prey on.

I could have probably made the cunting purely about photographers, they charge thousands to take social media style, fake photos of the ‘happy’ couple having a great day, but it’s all a sham, every photo is staged to be just like every other cunts wedding photos, that are then used to show off to friends at a later date “look how much of a stupid cunt I was to pay £1000 for these vain photos of me pretending to be enjoying myself”.

Caterers are also cunts, they charge a minimum of £60 per head for absolute shite, cold food that’s usually under/over cooked, it also takes about 2 hours to serve everyone and inevitably the guests are sat with other cunts they neither like nor want to spend any time with.

But by far the worst cunts are the bride and groom, they sanction spending tens of thousands on being a prince and princess for a day, the epitome of the ‘look at me’ generation, I’ve known some people pretend to become religious and go to church so they can get married there. It’s fucking ludicrous, all so they can show off. Get fucked!

I could go on, but I fear this is already running long. Feel free to add to how cuntish weddings are, I think I prefer funerals.

Nominated by: elcuntio