I’ve just become a victim of what they are known for. Sold my house in June and they withdraw their offer at the last moment, in this case about 2 days prior to exchange.
I tried to move before the 30 September to avoid a proportion of stamp duty and the cunts have bailed out for reasons unknown.

I’ve spoken to friends and neighbours none of them surprised because apparently it’s common with them.

There’s no real way of filtering them out of a sale as I’d be hauled before some fucker and done for racism but I’m seriously going to try this time as my property is back on today and 9 out of 11 viewing tomorrow are called Mo, Naz, etc

I’ve been told to expect a reduced offer next week from the original buyers but that won’t be accepted.

Why the fuck do they do this? When I pointed out that they would be charged by their solicitor for searches etc I was reminded that the solicitor would probably be a nephew, uncle whatever.

Absolute cunts.

Nominated by: Infidelgastro

There is currently a racial genocide being waged in arts and culture and Western classical music is in the forefront.

The first victim was Ludwig Van Beethoven. I’m sure you were all unaware that he was black? It’s almost a certainty according to many woke music “experts”. Here is the evidence –

1. An acquaintance of the composer described his skin as “brown-black”. Probably because he was viewing him in a dark room.
2. His mother was allegedly rogered by a Moorish servant. There is zero evidence for this fantasy.
3. Cadences in his music are allegedly derived from African rhythms. I personally doubt this and have heard no bongo drums in his symphonies.
4. His music represents white supremacy so to deny Beethoven’s blackness is to say that black people are incapable of genius and is therefore racist. A deductive species of reasoning that O’Brien in 1984 would have been proud of.

The next victim of the woke assault on classical music is traditional musical notation. Did you know that this mathematically beautiful system is inherently racist and was created for the sole purpose of racially suppressing dark-keys? Let me explain –

1. Mastering musical notation requires the application of intelligence and discipline. Dark-keys lack this. Ergo, it discriminates against them.
2. Africa has no system of musical notation. Music there is spontaneous and remembered. Ergo, musical notation discriminates against them.
3. Musical notation is closely allied to mathematics. Dark-keys are not good at maths. Ergo, it discriminates against them.

The next and most recent victim is the English Touring Opera, which has been subjected to a racially motivated bloodbath at the hands of it’s conductor. James Conway has fired 14 of his musicians for the crime of being white. Conway said he wants to make the orchestra more “ethnically diverse”. No doubt he will be renaming the English Touring Opera the African Bongo-Bongo Rasta Orchestra. Clearly the name “English” is racist.

An unmusical pile of cunt.

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And Supported by Cunty Gordon

Good nom, I’m in total agreement with it, despite not having a scooby about musical notation, it’s way too hard to learn and was that the point back in the 14th century? Why make it so complicated as to which notes to play?

Many great musicians can’t read music notation. The Beatles couldn’t. Vangelis can’t read notation and he’s amazing. James Brown couldn’t but he’d work out all the parts and fine you $7 if you hit a bum note on stage.

Movie music composer Danny Elfman can’t read notation and he’s won many awards. Ray Charles was a genius and read music via braille, Stevie Wonder didn’t even use braille. Andrea Bocelli. Prince was a genius and could play at least 27 instruments and he never wrote anything down. Lionel Bart who composed musicals couldn’t read notation and Oliver! is amazing.

Jazz pianist Dave Brubeck (“Take Five”) just played without reading or writing.

I mentioned Danny Elfman, but there is another movie music legend who can’t read. I’ll look into that.

The Lib Dems are steadfast in their belief in, and defence of, free speech. We know this because their leader, Ed ‘Ravey’ Davey, has re-affirmed the party’s absolute belief in the principle.

Yes they’re resolute on the matter alright; except, er, when they’re not. ‘Ravey’ might care to explain to the cynical why earlier this year(after some trans activists got on her case), party member Natalie Bird was banned from holding party office for ten years, all for the heinous crime of wearing a t-shirt which read ‘Woman; Adult, Human, Female’.

Responding to the BBC’s Andrew Marr, Davey blustered that ‘it actually doesn’t encapsulate the debate, to be honest’ (Qué?). He burbled on ‘we absolutely believe in free speech…but we also believe in the need to protect human rights and we need to believe in equality’.

Right. So are ‘free speech’ and a belief in equality mutually exclusive then? What about Natalie Bird’s ‘human right’ to ‘free speech’? Has she broken some law? Is her opinion not a valid one that’s probably shared by the vast majority of the country’s population?

Ah, I get it. Limp Dicks absolutely believe in ‘free speech’, as long as what’s being said is strictly in line with party dogma. Thanks for clearing that up.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

Katy Price and her family are a bunch of cunts,

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First of all her family are only now just starting to have concerns for her mental health WTF, everyone knows she’s been fucking bat shit crazy for fucking years and only now they have concerns, great family.

Katy Price herself is a cunt, we already knew this, but this fuckwit is in the process of setting up a case to try and explain yet another drunken crash, I thought this fuckwit was still banned from driving after the last drink drive.

Any way yet again Katy has been arrested for the same thing, what a fuckwit, I’m really starting to think she is just so wrapped up in herself, she doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else[ unless she can get publicity from them],

anyway what a despicable cunt she is….if/ when she ever gets her license back, i can only imagine what her insurance is going to cost, she may have to write a book about Harvey, or release a pop song…..oh my god….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

And this from Ron Knee

Katie Price

Yes. Alright. I plead guilty to the offence of spending too much time posting up nominations on IsAC. In mitigation, I’ll say that it’s a compulsion. It’s a case of so many cunts, so little time.

Speaking of pleading guilty, it seems that I’m not alone. That metaphorical car crash Katie Price has actually pranged her motor for real on the B2135 in Sussex.

After overturning her vehicle, the former ‘glamour model’ (ffs!) has copped to a guilty plea of drink-driving, driving without a licence and driving while disqualified. It’s also reported that she told the police that she’d taken drugs.

Just another day in our Kate’s reality tv life then. It would be amusing but for the fact that the braindead bint could have ended up maiming or killing other road users in the process.

She’ll be sentenced in December, and hopefully she’ll get banged in the slammer to teach her a lesson and cool her heels.

Car crash? This airheaded bimbo’s whole fucking life looks like one.
Cunt.

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Another one, this time from Chimp Licker

A cunting for Katie Price for climbing behind the wheel of her 300-whorespower slagwagon whilst being banned, high, and drunk.

Perhaps she believed herself to be impervious to any resultant harm by virtue of her two chest-mounted airbags, but the twatmobile immediately mimicked its owner’s normal behaviour by taking up residence in the gutter with its unsightly undercarriage exposed to all.

Katie was rushed to hospital, where doctors chose not to put her in in to an artificially induced coma on the grounds that she was artificial enough already.

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And there’s even more – this one from Alex Andre

Katie Price the orange faced whore deserves a huge re-cunting.
This attention seeking shitface decided that after a nose full of drugs and a gut full of alchohol that it would be a good idea to go out and get more drugs (or cock…or both) and ended up flipping her car upside down. Oh and she was alreadu BANNED from driving aswell.
Now ofcourse her hangers on are using all sorts of excuses about how hard she has had it what with FIVE recent holidays and fuck knows how many trips to Turkey to get more injections in her trout and fat arse!!
Ofcourse as expected her unfortunate children are already being paraded as the ones who will suffer oh so much if she is prosecuted.

Hang on.
What kind of fuckin mother gets coked out of her face while their are kids about?…..including a very disabled one!!!

No…JUST FUCK OFF with sympathy for this cunt.
For one….this will not have been the only time she was out dr7ving while having no licence.
And two…..she could have easily crashed into someone else.

Fuck You Jordan you has-been false tited cunt!!

And talking of irresponsible cunts, there’s this from Captain Quimson

Motoring Darwinism

Before I start, this cunting is about RTAs involving let’s say stupid cunts with an invisibility complex,

going back now about 15 years ago, there was a nasty car accident not far from my house, a car travelling at what was estimated at being between 112mph and 135mph in a 40 zone crashed into my friends garden, narrowly missing by 6 feet campers in her garden,

the cunt died instantly,

now I’m not heartless but I felt no sympathy at all for the cunt, he could have killed the family camping on the lawn by driving like such a cunt,

fortunately the family of the deceased cunt showed examples what they were like when they came to visit the site of their “innocent babies” death, FFS, I visiting them at them at the time these fucking “Thursday morning crutch jockeys” arrived, my friend went out and greeted them and took them over, then a few minutes later my friends husband and I strolled over to the sight of this cunts demise,

lots of crying from this council house crew, and with that the mother of the cunt threw her crutches down and went down on her knees in what I can only describe as an Oscar worthy performance, she picked a cigarette end off the lawn and said, “this was probably his very last cigarette”, my friend said “sorry I just stubbed than out before you arrived”, with that I started crying and had to go back to the house where I went into a laughing fit, was is it with stupid cunts speeding on winding roads,

what if some poor cunt had been coming the other way on the road let alone the poor cunts in the garden who were truly traumatised by it, at least Darwin would of been happy with this result!

Imbecilic TV Food Ads: McDonald’s Laughter/Domino’s Yodelling et al.

Senseless, moronic, unfathomable, infantile.

Any passing alien who caught these adverts would fly away thinking that the human race had not yet developed speech communication and were solely concerned with stuffing their ugly mouths with disgusting slop.

I am human and I find it baffling too. The act of eating food has never left me in hysterics or yearning to yodel.  Exactly what are the McDonuts laughing about presumably spluttering all over each other and possibly spreading covid? And the Domaniacs have replaced tex’in’ (init) with the ancient art of yodelling using high-rise blocks of flats to bounce the echo off rather than scenic Swiss mountains.

IMHO these ads, devised by coke-addled marketing executives, reduce meals to the level of feeding time at the human zoo. JUST EAT! Don’t matter what mush it is, just get it doooowwn yer gullet mate.

KFC can’t help turning its customers in half-human-half-chicken. The four lads in a car, all of different efnik origins, urge their driver to turn into a trading estate with all the fast food outlets. Take yer pick, it’s all crap. This whole concept strikes me as animalistic.

No doubt the food resellers and the marketing agencies claim that this is all aboouut bringing folk together, a celebration of feasting dating back to the Anglo-Saxons or Vikings sitting around their great fires in the open air. Breaking bread together. But to me those scenes would appear much more noble and naturalistic than a bunch of woke zombies ordering mass-produced muck from a fast food chain.

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Nominated by: Sir Greeb Streebling