Haven’t posted for a while by I would like to nominate the Rolling Stones for bowing down to the woke mob.

Apparently Brown Sugar according to the woke archaeologists is sexist and rapey and racist and kiddly fiddly and shouldn’t be played anymore. What the actual fuck.
Well that’s nearly 90% of current music to be banned then let alone 99% of all rap music.

Fuck it let’s ban all music eh?
Why on earth isn’t mick jagger and Keef telling them all to do one?

Don’t like it don’t listen to it and don’t come to the concert.

Whether you like them or not Brown Sugar was a great song played live and got the crowd going. I didn’t give two fucks what it was about. When you’ve had a few brews all you wanted was the “ I say yeah I say yeah I say yeah Woooooo!” bit.

Fuck you Mick, Ronnie and Keef you bending the knee cunts. You will survive (just) if you told them all fuck thier mums. Grow some cojones you cunts.

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Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

And this from Captain Magnanimous

Rolling Stones wokery is a cunt, isn’t it.

They’ve dropped the excellent Brown Sugar from their upcoming tour for pc reasons. What’s the tour called? The ‘No filter’ tour. Oh, the irony.

Will they drop Mother’s Little Helper because it’s about pills? How about Sister Morphine or Dead Flowers? How about Monkey Man?

How about dropping ‘Under My Thumb’ because it’s anti-feminist?

Will they drop ‘Some Girls’ with its “black girls want to get fucked all night, I just don’t have that much jam”?

“Yeah Keef, just play the bland crap from the last firty years and cash the cheques, alrigh’? I’ve got more kids to support than Boris Johnson.”

Psh.

? I see a cunt band and I want my money back.”

What a perfect example of the utter scum we have lording it over us, this one is.

Yes, this MP was suspended from the Labour party a couple of years ago after she got charged with harassment. In a nutshell, she made threatening phone calls to an old love rival, which included threating to throw acid at the other party, as well as the threat of sending nude photos of the love rival to her children.

Just the sort of fine upstanding individual you’d want running the country.

Of course, instead of backing away from the trough, she stood as an independent…who still voted for the cunt! Almost certainly because her voters are black and for no other reason. Well done, you fucking clowns!

Well, the court has reached its verdict…and she’s been found guilty. She awaits sentencing, but the judge has warned she’s crossed the threshold for jail time.

She’s been whipping out the race card in court and she also tried a domestic violence angle/racist police angle late on, despite the very same bloke coming to court holding her hand lol. I wonder what he made of that?

Expect the mental elf to be the next card whipped out. I hope she gets 5 years, but don’t be surprised if she gets no jail time.

Fuck off

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

I’m not going to cunt the bloke doing it, he seems to be doing it to raise awareness for visiting your local (a nice idea).

It’s the concept of visiting 51 pubs in 24 hours and consuming at least 125ml of any drink in each pub, to claim the world pub crawl record. Yes, he’s drinking pop or juice and not having a pint of beer in each.

Sorry, but for me, you can’t call it a pub crawl world record if you’re not downing alcoholic drinks in each pub.

Now, if he’d necked a pint of beer in each of the 51 pubs in one night, and lived to tell the tale, then I’d be impressed.

Since when have pub crawls been associated with drinking soft drinks?

Fuck off!

This ‘world record’ is gay as fuck!

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(I suspect this is down to a ruling by the World Record governors, so as not to encourage excessive alcoholic drinking for record attempts etc. – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Just spent a few days in God’s own country (Yorkshire not the USA) and have been subjected to a JVC TV infected with the monumental piece of horse shit that is Fire TV.

Now I spent many a year in the IT industry before I retired and consider myself pretty savvy when it comes to using tech, but this this has driven me around the twist.

For some unspeakable reason, JVC decided that the best way to control a TV was to force you to use Alexa, a useless bitch that I wouldn’t let anywhere near my abode, but when you’re renting then you take what you’re given.

On the face of it, when presented with a nice shiny new 42″ TV all seems good. Then you try to switch it on. Whether this happens immediately seems hit and miss. When it eventually loads, you get the home screen, which is a default to Amazon streaming. You want TV? Press “Live TV”. Sometimes it works.

You want a program guide. Why would you want that when you can use Alexa? Could it be because Alexa is a thick pig useless piece of crap? Search for a program you want to watch? Defaults to Amazon Prime.

Took a load of stuff with you that you want to watch on a USB stick? Tough shit. It has 2 USB slots but these only work if you format the stick as external storage. So basically it prevents you watching anything other than streaming services. Which basically means you’re forced to watch advertisements because you can’t fast forward through them.

Subtitles seem to switch on and off with a life of their own. Here’s a tip – to switch off subtitles, pause the program, rewind a couple of seconds and press play. Subtitles disappear.

I could go on and on, but the main message is that just when you thought that TV couldn’t get any worse, it just did. The words ‘screen and’ brick’ come to mind. This fucker is giving me a nervous breakdown.

If this is the future of TV then we really are fucked.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Here we fucking go again.
Put a lid on it for the love of Dog.
You just cannot stop, can you, media.
You are like carrion crows picking eyeballs out of corpses.
You’re like Harpies, pecking living organs out of people, you don’t care who gets upset, panicked, distraught as long as you get the shot.
I had a choice, I’d burn most of you as witches and wizards, after doing the medieval version of waterboarding first.
Want to record a tragedy, I’ll hold the camera.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest