Dead Pool [223]

Congratulations to me Shaun who correctly predicted the very s gad demise of the Front man of the Delays Greg Gilbert who sadly died today aged just 44.Gilbert formed the band in 2001 along with his brother and they recorded four studio albums.

On to Dead Pool 223

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are on the way out next.No duplicates allowed.Its first come first serve so you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2)Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt we will ignore.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

4)Once you make your selections in the pool you are stuck with them until the next pool.Unless they have been taken.

5)Please check your nominations have
not been taken by someone else.We can’t be arsed to check.

Naming Names – Media Ethics 101

This is in my neck of the woods, and has shocked everyone (see link below).

I quite understand why the families of these people would want to know who was responsible. But we all want the person who is responsible inside for a very long time, which is the point this article is trying to make.

That desire for justice cannot be helped by tomorrow’s toilet paper, The Sun, who not only named the man, but published a photo of him.

That’ll be helpful when he’s released, because The Sun doesn’t understand the basic tenet of “innocent until proven guilty”.

I’m sure the families of the murdered children will be understanding.

Rag Tops, cunts one and all.

News Link

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

The 9/11 “Insider” Job

This cunting is going to be straightforward and obvious,

9/11 conspiracy theorists are probably some of the most delusional cunts around. Now you don’t have to accept the official story, that’s personal prerogative, but when someone claims that, “a rocket hit the Pentagon” or “a plane didn’t hit the WTC”, I just think fuck off you loon!

I remember seeing it live, I’d just finished concreting the driveway, if I remember correctly. That shitshow from Oz was on about cunts who live next to each other, then the news report comes on. And at 2:03pm as I took a bite of my cheese roll and  saw the second plane hit. Don’t fucking tell me I didn’t, I’ve got eyes!

Now, tin foilers, you can have an opinion who was behind it, but you can’t make up your own facts. I saw on YouTube the other night, one of these nutters had the gall to tell the mother of a UA93 passenger she was an actor and her son never got killed.

Fuck a duck, I blame Thatcher for closing the nûthouses, daft cunts need sjamboking!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(Note – Please keep this civil. Constructive criticism is fine but no personal abuse. Thanks – Day Admin)

Petrol Pump Shortages – The Blame Game

Can I give a queuing for hours because some cunt of a cunt put forward a possible issue with a couple of deliveries of Petrol.

Now you have the shit roll hording cunts buying up every drop of petrol…….and for what……..because the cunt next to them is doing the same.

So now, every fucking petrol station from here to fucking there is bone dry.

Well done you fucking panic buying cunts. You have just quadrupled the fucking profits of greedy cunting companies over the weekend, and left the normal everyday folk fucked.

There is some coffin dodging cunt on our street. Drives a 5ltr BMW that goes from one end of his drive to the other every Sunday. The cunt was out filling the cunting thing up.

The UK is a haven for cunts, and most are home grown MSM believing cunts.

Call me a cunt, but I didn’t bother. If it runs out then fuck it.

Nominated by: DryItchyCunt


And then there’s this from Robert Davies

Bernard Looney – CEO of BP that allowed Britain to run out of fuel because he didn’t have the foresight to hire tanker drivers sooner. Now we can’t get to work or school because of this cunt.

Just to add, we are talking about the CEO of one of the largest oil companies in the world here. If not one of his directors, managers, analysts, consultants, advisors, or even regular members of staff didn’t realise this was going to happen then they’re all cunts themselves.

If they did realise and tell him, then he’s the only cunt to blame here.

News Link 1

And additional helpful link from Komodo

News Link 2

Shapps:

“Not only are there very large and even larger shortages in other EU countries like Poland and Germany, which clearly can’t be because of Brexit.

“But actually because of Brexit I have been able to change the law and alter the way our driving tests operate in a way that I could not have done if we were still part of the EU….”

The Birthday Cake Game


I often put Radio 4 Extra on for a bit of light relief, as there is some good stuff on there, but there is also a load of unmitigated shite, usually made recently, to be avoided.

The most recent example is The Birthday Cake Game – presented by Richard Osman, in which two or three smug so- called comedians are asked to guess the age of various celebrities. They then ring up a member of the public and ask them questions, in order to guess that persons age.

When you consider the great comedies and characters this country has produced, it is a truly depressing spectacle, and as an idea for entertainment is arse-numbingly boring.

It speaks volumes that, when I heard the show, I had just got up after about three hours sleep due to noise from the house directly behind, and this show still made me feel like what was left of my brain was dying in my head.

Crap like this just should not be allowed. I really hope they pick my number to ring one day so I can call the cunts as many expletives as I can fit in, before they cut me off.

Birthday Cake Link

Nominated by: Mary Hinge