”Lewis Hamilton launches scheme to recruit black teachers in STEM subjects”

The poor underprivileged black boy is at it again. This time to address the lack of diversity in Motorsport.

Firstly, the lack of diversity in motorsport is fuck all to do with colour and everything to do with a wealthy, privileged background. Like Hamilton’s.
Secondly the lack of black STEM teachers is down to a basic gap in the ability of those with sub-Saharan heritage to grasp maths and science. You wont see any black scientific Nobel Laureates any time soon unless they lower the standards as they have for most other things.
This week has seen breakthroughs in a malaria vaccine and treatment for sickle cell. Both greatly affect blacks. So where has this breakthrough been engineered? Wakanda? Nigeria? Nope. Novartis (Swiss) and GSK (UK)
Yes, white privilege exploiting blacks by giving them medicines. Which will be aid that they dont pay for.
Perhaps Hamilton might want to reflect on that when he strives for diversity in brrm brrms.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/58790701

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today I’m joined by Sir Peter Arseley MP, to discuss his recent comments regarding MPs’ pay”

“Actually it’s Bottomley, old son”

“Er, indeed. Now Sir Peter, you’ve gone on record about what you regard as the ‘desperately difficult’ financial problems facing MPs on their £82k a year salary, plus expenses of course. Given that you find it hard to see how they ‘manage’ on this, you’re calling for an increase to a salary of £100k. How can you possibly justify this at this time?”

“Well you know Mr Ankle, I regard being an MP as a tremendous honour, but it’s also a tremendously difficult and demanding job, requiring a unique set of skills. Such ‘general practitioners of politics’ must be properly remunerated”

“Really? What is this ‘unique skill set’ of which you speak?”

“Well for example, you have to employ people to do research and draft replies to moaning constituents. The pressure’s awful when you’ve got relatives constantly badgering you to find a sinecure for their idiot offspring. Then you’ve got to read boring reports and attend tiresome committees, turn up occasionally to speak in the House and vote the party line, give interviews and be available to go on Question Time at the drop of a hat…”

“…stuff your face in the subsidised bars and restaurants of the Commons, seek out lucrative directorships… tell me, is also having no previous experience of working life and a degree in PPE considered an advantage?”

“I say! Those remarks are uncalled for and I resent them!”

“Oh dear. Sir Peter, we live in hard times. The average salary in Britain is £32k. People are seeing their incomes squeezed by price increases to fuel and food, and rising taxation. I don’t think the working public, especially those in really stressful occupations like nurses, firefighters, paramedics and the armed forces, will take kindly to the supposed plight of MPs”

“It’s as I said, MPs play a uniquely important role in national life. Let’s face it, anybody can become a nurse or a squaddie, these jobs are ten a penny”

“Pardon? Are you seriously suggesting…”

“Er, sorry old chap, there’s my pager going off. Reminder that I’ve got a vital meeting soon with Sir Thursby Churlish, the Minister of Bureaucracy and Regulation; spot of afternoon tea with him and his good lady wife, the fragrant Araminta. Must dash”

“Thank you. I’m sure that IsAC followers will be totally convinced by the veracity of your argument. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

And seconded by: CuntyMort

AHHH poor diddums, just a morning piss boiler for your enjoyment. £82,000 p.a plus expenses? Your having a laugh aren’t you? Fuck me, the most I ever earned was 30,000. Mrs CuntyMort and I managed just fine.

Sir Peter, If you are struggling may I make a suggestion? Try living within your means you avaricious cunt. Every fucker else has to do the same in the U.K

It’s about time the free loaders in the HofC did the job for the honour like they did years ago. Fucking politicians, boil my piss worse than watching the BBC

Cunters for your disgust, I would like to nominate this pair of Uber CUNTS.

How fucking dare they. It’s about time this extreme child cruelty carried a serious level of imprisonment. Preferably the same sort of treatment these cunts handed out. I know they are going to need protection in prison when the inmates find out what they did.

It should be reported and photos taken of injuries received. BASTARDS

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Nominated by: CuntyMort

(LEGAL NOTE – At time of writing (9th October 2021), neither pair have actually been found guilty as charged, and therefore any accusations of child cruelty/murder are alleged until proven otherwise – Day Admin)

It was the wife’s 60th recently, and one of the gifts I gave her was a boxed dvd set of ‘Sherlock’ (don’t ask me, it’s a Cumberbatch thing). Having watched some of the episodes, I have to say that I was fairly well entertained until that ‘wtf’ moment arrived. For me it was the Xmas episode supposedly taking the whole thing back to its roots in the Edwardian era. However this ludicrously turned out to be a drug-addled modern day Sherlock delving into his subconscious. ‘Sherlock’ had gone and jumped the shark.

For anyone possibly unfamiliar with the expression, a popular show is said to have ‘jumped the shark’ when it reaches a nadir in terms of quality and originality. It derives from the popular series ‘Happy Days’, when the much-loved character ‘The Fonz’ absurdly jumps over a shark while waterskiing.

In some cases, the viewer might mark a pivotal moment when the shark-jump occurs, such as in the case of ‘Happy Days’. Alternatively, it has also come to refer to a slow but progressive decline into mediocrity, such as some have noted in the case of ‘MASH’.

Regardless, I’ve seen a good few instances of shark-jumping’ over the years, such as the ludicrous moment when the makers of ‘Dallas’ tried to get fans of the show to buy into the notion that a whole previous ‘season’ had been a dream. There was the time when the Beeb foolishly decided to resurrect ‘Only Fools’ after Del and Rodders really did become millionaires. It happened in ‘Downton’ with the pissingly melodramatic death of Matthew. It happened when the Doc got his tackle chopped off and the execrable wimmin Doctor appeared. Then there’s the shit sandwich that was ‘Friends’, which achieved the amazing feat of jumping the shark in the very first seconds of episode one…

I’m sure that fellow cunters can cite many shark-jumping examples of their own, from ‘The X Factor’ to ‘The X Files’, and I look forward to the opportunity to hear of them. In the meantime, I’ll leave you with the frightening prospect of a black, one-legged lezza Doctor. Jumping the shark? More like jumping a fucking great white whale. To quote Boris; ‘cripes, what a cunt!’.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

Supported by: Miles Plastic

Maybe adding to it Ron? What about ‘Jumping the couch’. This term became popular for celebs acting crazily for a moment.

The initial ‘Jumping the couch’ was a very over- excitable Tom Cruise on the Oprah Winfrey show. Everyone was so excitedly clapping and Tom just suddenly jumped up onto the couch.

Another one would be Whitney Houston’s drug addled interview when she was going on about love then became incoherent.. it was just weird.

That’s a better definition when a celebrity suddenly goes weird. Their ‘jumping the couch’ moment.

Jim Carrey suddenly went weird on a red carpet interview I remember.
It can aso be calked ‘jumping the sofa’.

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And on a similar note, this from Komodo

Marvel comics.

When I were a young lizard, I was not allowed the likes of Marvel and DC, because my parents and teachers believed these to be crap, and I have come to agree. But, in the context of an English boarding school in the 60’s, they could be borrowed from kids with less puritan parents, and provided rare moments of escapist pleasure.

We all knew they were garbage, and anyone proposing that we took any aspect of them seriously would have been mocked to death. Some of us were aware that they promoted values cherished by the US Establishment, but few noticed that while the graphics were magnificent, the plotlines barely changed. Villain threatens community/mankind; improbable American entity with magical powers – takes villain on, violently; eventually wins; turn to page with X-ray specs, seamonkeys and Daisy guns, await next issue.

I particularly enjoyed The Hulk. Green, heavy, destructive. Role model.

But WTF is this?

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I am earnestly assured by RT that this is not a hoax. And RT is an honourable man…er…propaganda outlet. A taster:

<i>…Marvel has rolled out new superheroes to restore faith in humanity: ‘Snowflake’ and ‘Safespace’. Not really the heroes we need, but probably the ones we deserve.

…. Marvel … unveiled in a new trailer that their ‘New Warriors’ line-up includes psychic twins named Snowflake and Safespace.

Snowflake is obviously non-binary and “goes by they/them,” Marvel noted. The gender-fluid twin vanquishes enemies with “snowflake-shaped projectiles.” (continues) </i>

Oh, and, remember, <i> In January, the company announced that it would introduce a trans hero “very soon.”</i>

Suffering Christ, what has entertainment come to?

Post crossed with Ron K. Marvel definitely jumped the shark here, so lump them together if you like, Admin.

My town is now overrun with DFL’s (Down From London types), marching around, snootily filled with the love of their own vegan fart smells. One street, in particular, is an enclave of self-important Guardianistas, situated as close to the local Waitrose as possible, obviously. How else will you be able to buy fresh saffron in a pinch?

They’ve turned all the local boozers into safe houses for middle-class cunts. I hate it. They take out the pool table, paint the walls white, clean the 60-year-old tobacco smoke stains off the ceiling, add some ‘brew dog/punk ale’ and then sit around winging about Brexiters, Climate Change and Capitalism.

I recently went to a local garden party to see I was surrounded by these cunts. A Feminist in mixed company even picked a fight with me because I identified a girl there as having ‘big tits’. It was a fair identifier as this girl was wearing an open chested top that came with a billboard that said ‘PLEASE NOTICE MY BIG TITS’. I merely took her que.

My neighbour 2 doors down is also a tortuously self-advertising Leftie DFL

All the hallmarks:

. About 45-50 years old, looks 65 due to rejecting any unnatural cosmetic upkeep
. Sports an insincere, self-satisfied smile, at other times a needless frown
. Loose-fitting, multi-coloured robes, pashmina scarves, sandals, proud grey hair
. Green Party placard in the window to let you know she’s better than you
. Charges around like she owns the place
. Looks down on us local yokels as ‘interesting’ but in need of much-needed re-education/consciousness-raising/cultural enrichment

You get the picture

Who knows what goes on in that house? A lot of weed, polyamorous relationships, sub-letting and tofu-eating, I imagine. ​

She also has a long-haired greyhound that barks constantly.

It’s fucking annoying.

I wish they would all fuck off back to London, the hellscape they helped create by voting for cunts like them.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunterson