Air Source Heat Pumps

Air source heat pumps.

Boris Johnson is a stupid cunt.
He has decided that every home in Britain should be heated with air source heat pumps.(His Princess NutNut has probably done all the “deciding” for him – Day Admin)

He thinks that the UK would be ‘greener’ that way.
He thinks that he will be reducing carbon waste.
The stupid cunt thinks that he will be saving the planet.

Air source heat pumps are my business.

They are full of a refrigerant gas, usually R410a or R32 which has to be manufactured in huge gas plants.
Those 2 gases, although not as harmful to the environment as other refrigerants, still present a risk and the handling and disposal of the gases is strictly regulated. Each heater will have at least a couple of kilos of gas.
The biggest gas processing plants are in the far East.

The heaters, so as not to rust, will have to be in heavy duty plastic housings.
Within the heaters there will be a PVC heat exchanger.
No heater lasts forever so the significant amount of plastic within each heater will eventually end up as landfill.

The heaters contain copper tubes, much of which as the main metal used in the evaporator, as well as titanium coils within the heat exchangers.
These metals have to be mined and processed.

Although air sourced the heaters need electricity to work, and in the case of heating an average sized home in the UK, a fucking lot of it.
I am not sure how much people in the UK are paying per kw/hr for electricity, but if we assume the price at 20p and the heater will be running for 24 hours a day for 10 months, then the average electricity bill for an average home will rise by over £300 per month.
A lot more depending on the quality of the heater.

China is the world’s largest industrial nation and they really don’t give a fuck about the pollution that they create.

So where exactly are heat pumps manufactured?

Well…. China actually.
Guandong Province mainly.
There are dozens of factories there that are eager to boost their output to satisfy the UK’s obsession of saving the planet.

So, you fat, useless, lazy cunt.
Have you thought this one through?

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

(By the time people realise what a big expensive mistake this idea was, Boris will be in the House of Cunts, well away from all the flack – Day Admin)

89 thoughts on “Air Source Heat Pumps

  1. Sounds like the making of a good compression bomb to me, JHC what stupid shit is next, electric cars! oh, wait……..

  2. Just crap in the turbine and it will work more efficiently apparently. It almost spits out your latest purchase right it your own face.

  3. Whats the obsession with greenhouse gases? The climate is changing but it is not because of greenhouse gases.

    If greenhouse gases were responsible the troposphere would be hotter than the surface – it isnt.

    Temperature and gases are linked but crucially the gases lag the temperature by 800 years – so the gas does not cause the heat to rise, the heat causes the gas to rise. This undermines the most basic concept of greenhouse gases.

    C02 makes up 0.47% of the atmosphere, and we humans create 3% of that 0.47. The biggest greenhouse gas is actually water vapour, so we need to tackle evaporation rather than car engines if we are serious about them.

    We should be focusing on important issues like how we will get people away from rising sea levels, how we will rejuvenate worldwide fish stocks and how we will manage the earths topsoil fertility which only has about 70 harvests left in it before we cant grow fuck all.

    Instead we are buying teslas. Its an industry and it has fucking conned everyone. Everyone has abandoned facts and reason and become a gullible cunt.

    We may as well get upset about Pangaea while we were at it – the earth was once one whole continent where we could have lived in happiness with no borders but a series of volcanoes and earthquakes split it into continents. How sad. The earth cant stay the same forever and everyone needs to fucking wake up

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