The Police (3): Plod by Name, Plod by Nature

(THREE plod charge some bloke minding his own business for breaking lockdown rules – Day Admin)

The police and how far they have fallen.

Manchester force not fit for purpose. Middle class idiots of XR and the ridiculous Insulate Britain not only indulged but aided and abetted.

Fucking rainbow police cars and Gay Pride police celebrants. More emphasis on hurty feelings of deviants than burglaries and robberies.

And the Met. Where to start?
The killing of a Brazilian commuter. Who was in command of this botched op I wonder?
Knife crime and general violence in London off the scale. Daily. We now have cunts on motorbikes targeting cyclists – no descriptions given of the perpetrators though. I wonder why?

The climate of misogyny and bluster which effectively encouraged the vile cunt who murdered Sarah Everard.

Anti Semitic and pro Jihadi sentiments from a serving officer effectively unpunished.
Dick continuing to obfuscate and delay yet another investigation into the killing of Daniel Morgan, which was corruption related.

And now we are told that Cressida’s Dick is still in office due to ‘ there being no suitable candidates to replace her’

Dear god, are we to believe that Dick is the best we have out of the whole UK police ‘service’ as they style themselves?

God help the poor ordinary fuckers the Met is alleged to serve.

The cops. No longer fit for purpose.
(Too many links which will blow a fucking site fuse.)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble


Supported by: Dark key cunt

I can’t second this enough. Dick was the Head of Terrorist Response (or whatever) when they put 8 or 9 bullets in the head of an innocent.

Wiki Link

And the police (Apols admins – I lived in London at the time so remember the stories but cannot find links) said he was an illegal and was a cocaine user in order to deflect the news. (9 FUCKING BULLETS. You should be aiming south-east off the coast, you cunts.


Additional support by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

‘Keir Starmer, Director of Public Prosecutions, approved a decision not to prosecute any police over the shooting.’

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‘Jean Charles’s cousin Vivian Figuierdo said “We are in shock and cannot understand how the deliberate killing of an innocent man and an attempt by the Metropolitan police to cover it up does not result in a criminal offence.’

Kweer, Strap-on, Suckdick, they’re all fucking cunts out there.


And additional support from Cuntfinder General

If i may add to CC’s excellent nomination.

A performance table from the Gruniad:

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The University of Michigan

A cunting for this university for yet again kow-towing to an idiotic Karen of a stoodent, who is crowing because a Professor had the absolute fucking cheek to invade her “safe space” and causing her, and her fellow halfwits, permanent damage,…… by showing the film of Sir Laurence Olivier’s spellbinding 1965 performance of Othello, after the hissy fit, the poor man resigned, but that really isn;t enough for Karen:

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I took the spouse to see this not long before our son was born (there was only Crossroads, Coronation Street and Compact back then, and the latter two only went out twice a week). I have to say she fell asleep before the handkerchief scene, but that was no reflection on Larry.

This brainless cunt of a student was so aghast because Sir Lawrence blacked up for the role – at the time there were very few black actors of the right calibre for such heavy roles in the UK, and anyway, Othello was considered one his greatest roles in he same way Sir Donald Wolfit was regarded thus in KIng Lear.

The student and one of her cronies feel that the Professor resigning was “the minimum he could do” another felt “he wasn’t really sorry”

God knows what the world will be like when little fascist whores like this pair are ready to inflict their miniscule “power” on the world, with their absurd sense of entitlement . Universities should tell such children, if they don’t like it – there is the door and fuck off.

I’ll shut up now. I am only after the Radio 3 repeats again.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

The Minimum Wage

Dog bless him.
He can feel the Hell Hounds nipping at his ankles.
You heard it here first.

Fuck the minimum national wage, which cunt thought that one up?
I know it’s been around for a while, but surely it’s outlived it’s purpose now, and just become an excuse for bosses to seriously underpay people.

I often take offence at small things, but this is massive, demeaning, devalues skills and needs kicking into touch.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Jay Blades (2) – Repair Shop Cunt

Trying to find a decent non-woke programme on the BBC these days is like trying to find an honest politician.

Nevertheless, the wife pointed me in the direction of “The Repair Shop” and the current series (s8 I think). And oh my, what a wonderful programme it is!

It follows a familiar formula of people bringing in their old antiques and curios that are in need of desperate repair. Most of the punters just want to pass on these heirlooms to their kids, although one suspects the more attractive items may well end up at an auction site for a profit.

The craftsmanship for each item is absolutely spot on, and it is a pity the show isn’t a little longer because it really is quite fascinating watching these genuine experts repair all sorts of antiques, paintings, clocks, watches and soft toys.

But there is one weakest link, and that’s the “presenter”, Jay Blades.

He walks around the repair shop like a clueless foreman, pretending to be interested in the items and what they mean to the punters, but in reality is more bothered about making sure the job gets done on his watch!

He wears a leather apron, and drinks copious amounts of tea in a mug (which seems appropriate); and puts on a rather bogus Cockney accent, as if he’s one of the lads.

But in essence like most foreman, he does fuck all throughout most of the show. It’s only when the punters come to collect their repaired antiques does this cunt turn up trying to look interested, while at the same time having the balls to put his hand out in the hope the punter will shake it as a measure of appreciation for his involvement – all 6 buckets of fuck all to be precise!

Take that cunt out of the equation and this show would be 10/10, and worthy of a small chunk of my licence fee. But as it is, this cunt is like a dollop of horse shit you’ve just driven over in your car, and sticks with you like a bad smell for the rest of the journey.

Cunt!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Dead Pool [225]


Congrats to Captain Quimson for correctly predicting the next famous person to pass away would be Geoffrey Chater.

Geoff reached the grand old age of 100. With an acting career which started in the ’50s, he had roles in some top films and telly, including Gandhi, Dad’s Army, Shelley, Tales of the Unexpected and some Harry Enfield sketch shows. So well done, Geoff. Rest in peace, matey.

On to Dead Pool 225.

You know the rules, but just in case:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to expire. No duplicates. It’s first come, first served but you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks.

2) Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) You cannot change picks mid pool unless someone has already nabbed your pick.

5) Please check your picks haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check for you.

So without further ado, carry on predicting…