Just spent a few days in God’s own country (Yorkshire not the USA) and have been subjected to a JVC TV infected with the monumental piece of horse shit that is Fire TV.

Now I spent many a year in the IT industry before I retired and consider myself pretty savvy when it comes to using tech, but this this has driven me around the twist.

For some unspeakable reason, JVC decided that the best way to control a TV was to force you to use Alexa, a useless bitch that I wouldn’t let anywhere near my abode, but when you’re renting then you take what you’re given.

On the face of it, when presented with a nice shiny new 42″ TV all seems good. Then you try to switch it on. Whether this happens immediately seems hit and miss. When it eventually loads, you get the home screen, which is a default to Amazon streaming. You want TV? Press “Live TV”. Sometimes it works.

You want a program guide. Why would you want that when you can use Alexa? Could it be because Alexa is a thick pig useless piece of crap? Search for a program you want to watch? Defaults to Amazon Prime.

Took a load of stuff with you that you want to watch on a USB stick? Tough shit. It has 2 USB slots but these only work if you format the stick as external storage. So basically it prevents you watching anything other than streaming services. Which basically means you’re forced to watch advertisements because you can’t fast forward through them.

Subtitles seem to switch on and off with a life of their own. Here’s a tip – to switch off subtitles, pause the program, rewind a couple of seconds and press play. Subtitles disappear.

I could go on and on, but the main message is that just when you thought that TV couldn’t get any worse, it just did. The words ‘screen and’ brick’ come to mind. This fucker is giving me a nervous breakdown.

If this is the future of TV then we really are fucked.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Here we fucking go again.
Put a lid on it for the love of Dog.
You just cannot stop, can you, media.
You are like carrion crows picking eyeballs out of corpses.
You’re like Harpies, pecking living organs out of people, you don’t care who gets upset, panicked, distraught as long as you get the shot.
I had a choice, I’d burn most of you as witches and wizards, after doing the medieval version of waterboarding first.
Want to record a tragedy, I’ll hold the camera.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

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Just when you think a new box ticking exercise cannot get dafter, I just heard this bull on the radio. I dont need to mass copy and paste, its all in the link above, but…..

This cunting is not aimed to be racist, and it is certainly not against blood donation by any creed or colour. It’s purely about the removal of a basic safety question and the continued bollocks of making things ‘inclusive’. I understand the need for blood donors from all walks of life, but risking lives with the possibility of HIV contaminated blood defies logic. Many people have had their lives ruined by contaminated blood from poorly or unscreened donations in the past, and to remove a safety question about people having had sex in endemic HIV regions seems another step backward to me, not forwards.

They are basically saying it poses no additional risk and will benefit more Blacks with things like Sickle Cell which is perfectly fine. They say the chances of contaminated blood getting through is 1 in 23 million. But I doubt the poor sod that gets given that 1 lot of infected blood will be relieved by such figures (it seems to be an unbelievably high success rate), and of course there are still innocent folk out there fighting for their lives or living with HIV after previous contamination fiascos.

And how many donations WILL be identified as being unusable or contaminated by this move and at what cost? To me this is a backward step in transfusion and blood safety all for the appeasement of ‘inclusivity’.

Nominated by: The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

A low key cunting (for reasons of public safety) for the Afghan refugee crisis I.e. not enough social housing available or private let’s. A doctor who is treating some of these persons has reported that some are asking to go home as they cannot cope with the hotel any longer, he continued that two of his patients have been placed on medication due to the stress of getting everything for fuck all I suppose. There has been a shortage of public housing since the Stone Age I really do believe that a used toilet brush could do a better job at running this goatfuck. My youngest daughter is a midwife she is trying very hard to save a deposit so she can buy a place, she has three children and a useless cunt of a husband who fucked off and pays fuck all for his kids. She has been trying to get a housing association house for years not a chance in hell. Last time they visited she actually said “We should go to France and come back on a bloody dinghy” as she does not use any bad language this was a serious statement of pissed off ness. What a fucking mess and we are expected to clear it up.

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Nominated by: Black biscuit

This guy can never have enough cuntings. He’s an absolute thoroughbred, dyed-in the wool cunt. The latest is that he’s taking a Youtuber to court for defamation, which is confusing because how can you be “defamed” when everyone already knows what a cunt you are?

The cunt always seems to be on the grass and trying to get people sent down. Riding around London looking to stitch up drivers, reporting people for smoking in pub beer gardens, and now whining taking a fella to court for merely pointing out what a cunt Jeremy is. The overpaid cunt wears unforgivable shirts as well, and I’d imagine his legal fees will be paid by the Beeb.

I hope the cunt loses his court case and gets run over on his way home. It would all be on camera, given his cuntish, jobsworth headgear. I know I’d rather watch that than any of his other shows.

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Nominated by: Full Metal Cunt