Morrisons are a bunch of “I’m so sorry” cunts.

BBC News Link

The story is that Morrisons had labeled their salt and pepper chicken as containing non EU salt and pepper. This caused outrage to some remainer cunts on soshul meeja who took to Twitter to complain and claim that Morrisons were pushing an anti EU agenda. Cue Morrisons coming out immediately to say sorry and that they would bow down to the superior remainer and promise to change the packaging.

First off, they even said in their reply that this was to do with packaging standards to state where the food was actually produced, so why the fuck say sorry if this is how you label food!? But second, why admit blame like some battered house wife as soon as some prick on twatter decides to go all keyboard warrior. The fuckers are convinced they’re entitled and can get their own way because companies suck them off any time they get annoyed.

Fuck you Morrisons you cunts, grow a pair.

Nominated by: elcuntio

and seconded by: Lord of the Rings

I would like to second this nomination, but add that whatever pricks were ‘offended’ by this chicken label, are nappy wearing, rainbow ribbon faggots of Massive wankfullness. They are Uber Cunts.

Morrisons are spinelese jellfish cunts for paying attention & giving in to this fucking horseshit.

Daily Mail News Link

How utterly predictable….The pigs at the trough again show their utter contempt for the opinion of the electorate.

They obviously realise that the public couldn’t have a lower opinion of politicians anyhow,so why not just brazenly demonstrate their arrogance?…They might as well have just told us all to ” Fuck Off,we’ll do as we please” and be done with it.

They are no better than common criminals.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

And this from W. C. Boggs 

“SIR” KEIR STARMER M.P:

The poor duckie has been raising his blood pressure about greedy Boris and those nasty Conservatives, but, to show what a motherfucker he really is:

News Link

Whey-faced oleaginous hypocritical cunt,

Supposedly, a class was showing support for a pupil in Spain who was expelled for wearing a skirt, all in the name of respect, equality and inclusivity, don’t you know.

Was it the class who decided to do this, or the woke arseholes who brainwash the kids? You decide.

Pupils were told that they don’t have to take part if they don’t want to, but you can bet your bank account that any parent, or even a small kid, who refuses this shit, will be stigmatised with every ‘ism’ and ‘phobia’ that these woke cunts can think of.

News Link

These kids are our future? Fuck help us.

Nominated by: mystic maven

A cunting for the smallest room, where ball-cock in hand, we salute 57 year old plumber, Mr Hulme. What did he do to receive this signal honiour?, well when repairing the bogs of wimmiz homes, he added a little extra – a spy camera:

AOL News Link

Apparently this lavatory lust helped him to fulfil his “sexual needs”!

He received a prison sentence of 12 months for his cinematography. Some people will think this sentence somewhat lenient, but prison is nothing if it doesn’t include some degree of rehabilitation, and I humbly suggest he needs aversion therapy.

We need to employ another plumber, who does not have this particular fetish, to install three more cameras, one in the khasi of Emily Thornberry, another in the shithouse of AnalEase Dodds, and third – and the biggest deterrant in Mrs. Boggs bog – any camera that could pick up what goes on beneath those flabby folds of flesh, deserves to have it’s designer given the Nobel Prize for science. I only use the upstairs one, she contains herself (just about) in the downstairs. I always buy that bleach that kills 99% of all known germs (thought there are probably a few unknown ones in there when she has been)

No doubt Mr. Hulme will be whiling away the hours in the slammer singing his favourite song, A Room With A Loo, flushed with success. Honestly though, what a dirty, kinky cunt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs