Dead Pool [228]


Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted the next ‘name’ to pass away would be Gerald Sinstadt. Known for being an old school footie commentator back when footie was great and commentating was done properly. He was 91.

On to Dead Pool 228.

The Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve but you can always steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) You can’t switch picks once chosen until the next pool.

5) Please check your nom’s haven’t already been selected as we can’t be arsed to check.

So without further ado, get on with it…

Loudoun County (USA) School Board

This story is appalling and will make your blood boil. It happened in the USA but it could just as easily happen here and probably will before long.

Scott Smith is a plumber and his 15 year old daughter was raped and sodomised by a boy in a skirt in the single sex toilets of her school.

Mr Smith protested at a school-board meeting in Loudoun County, Virginia – an area known for its trendy wokeness. On the agenda was the board’s proposal to allow students to use the bathroom of either sex, according to their self-declared gender identity. In response to objections raised by parents, the school-district superintendent stated that ‘We don’t have any record of assaults occurring in our bathrooms’ and the “predator transgender student or person simply does not exist’.

Mr Smith expressed his anger about the assault of his daughter. Mr Smith was then taunted by activists and a woman who said she didn’t believe the rape of his daughter happened. Police intervened and arrested him. A video of Smith being tackled by the police, floundering on the floor as his t-shirt was ripped open, went viral. The woke mob on Twatter mocked and fat-shamed this father who was only trying to protect his daughter and other students.

Smith was then charged and prosecutor, Buta Biberaj, pressed to have him jailed. Ms Biberaj is known for her woke politics and for supporting the ‘decarceration’ of criminals. But she wanted to make an exception to put this father behind bars. Fortunately, she failed to do so and Mr Smith was released.

Mr Smith, whose daughter was the victim of a sexual assault, was shown zero sympathy by the woke elite. Instead he was ridiculed by trans activists, silenced by the school board, arrested by the police and used by the US government to justify a clampdown on “aggressive” parents.

However, Mr Smith’s claims were confirmed and a teen/tranny was found guilty of raping Mr Smith’s daughter in a school single sex toilet. Then, news broke that the Loudoun school superintendent had lied when he told parents that no sexual assaults had occurred in school toilets. He knew all about it and had connived in having the tranny-boy transferred to another school, where he raped another girl.

So, at a public meeting, they denied knowledge of it, had the police arrest Mr Smith, said nothing as Mr Smith’s reputation was dragged through the gutter, and covered all of it up for months. Why? Because they could not let anything stand in the way of imposing their transgender policy. They were on a moral mission, and a case of sexual assault in the school bathroom could not be allowed to derail it. A plumber and his young daughter were dispensable as long as the woke agenda is promoted.

Where does Smith go to get his reputation back? ‘I am not a domestic terrorist’, he says. ‘I am a concerned father who loves his family and will protect them at every turn.’

A massive, uneducated pile of cunt, coming your way soon.

News Link

Nominated by: MMCM

Joe Biden (11) and his “Beast”

Now that the COP26 climate change summit is finally underway in Glasgow, it’s really heart-warming and refreshing to see the sacrifices being made by the great and the good to set an example to us little people.

Take good ol’ ‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden for example. He’s thoughtfully arranged to stay in Edinburgh, so he’s only got to travel some forty miles or so to attend the gig. He’s being transported in a most eco-friendly vehicle, so modest that it’s jokingly and ironically referred to as ‘The Beast’ by his entourage. This vehicle is so fuel efficient that it manages to do an incredible eight miles to the gallon.

Ever mindful of the need to lead where you wish others to follow, ‘Sleepy’ Joe has ordered his delegation to minimise its carbon footprint, so his cavalcade must never exceed twenty vehicles, and no more than one escorting helicopter is permitted.

I think we get the message loud and clear, Mr President. In the fight against climate change, it behoves all of us to make sacrifices.

We’re. All. In. This. Together.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 

Horizon Parking & ASDA


Now I have been using ASDA for some time and by virtue of a blue badge get to park for free.

Asda employ an individual to patrol the car park and issue fines whilst collecting abuse from the general public. So I am not sure why,( cost saving or no one wants to be a traffic warden there)but ASDA have bought in Number plate recognition cameras connected to their pay on exit machines, However disabled parking is still free!

To enjoy my free parking I must take my photo part blue badge to customer services register my car, go back to my car display the photo part and then I am free to shop.
Sounds great until you realise some of us cant walk that well so I am fucked before I do the isles. Mrs B did raise this with one of the roll out staff and was informed that it is the driver who should pop in with the badge, as you can imagine she was gob smacked, I for my part couldn’t be arsed to walk over to him because pain to answer ratio would not be worth it.

So on this one I am going to say that ASDA are a bunch of cunts who did not think that one through did they, Ditto Horizon parking for having such a shit system most car parks have disabled scanners on the machine, type in reg scan badge and leave.

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

The Ministry of Defence [4]


I wish to cunt the MoD for denying Dennis Hutchings the honour of having serving Life Guards as pall bearers at his funeral.

Not content with hounding the poor bugger to death by allowing him to be dragged before the bent Courts in Belfast, they have shown the final insult. A curse be upon them.

And these are the cunts who provided pall bearers for that uber cunt Jimmy Saville in the form of serving Royal Marines (to my shame – we hated the cunt).

To me this demonstrates the utter cuntery going through what shit the MoD has for brains, aided and abetted by the following total cunts

1. The “Police Service of Northern Ireland” – created by total wanker Patten after kicking the RCU in the teeth – IRA quisling cunts
2. The Crown Prosecution Service – “we have no new evidence but we’ll do it anyway” – political appeasing cunts
3. The assorted lawyers and hangers on – money grabbing cunts
4. BoJo the Clown who has reneged on yet another promise to pardon all those who served in that hellhole full of maniac Paddy cunts
5. The BBC for giving their usual support for the terrorists – cunts

If I were the Hutchings family, I would ban the following from going anywhere near the funeral

1. Anyone from the MoD
2. The PSNI
3. The CPS
4. The Bastard Brainwashing Cunts
5. Any serving Life Guard above the rank of RSM for not having the balls to provide serving Life Guards regardless of what their political and MoD masters say

Rest in Peace, Dennis. God bless you.

Big Al

PS woe betide any of these cunts if they turn up on my doorstep

Link to story. (Link care of CuntyMort – NA)

Nominated by: Big Al