Dead Pool (230)


Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has correctly predicted the death of the oldest former living test cricketer former spy and star of 100 year old drivers Eileen Ash. Ash was 110 and was driving and practicing yoga well into her 100s.She had recently moved into a care home where she was still enjoying a glass of wine.

On to Dead Pool 230.

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous people you think will be next to kick the bucket. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks from previous pools (like black and white cunt frequently does).

2) Anyone who picks the worlds oldest woman or man is a cunt who we will ignore (Ash isn’t included in this as she was only the 12th oldest person in Britain)

3) It must be famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No replacing picks mid-pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5) Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

Greta Thunberg [7] Cover Versions


My fellow Cunters
For your cuntsiderarion:

Greta Thunberg and her burgeoning career as a pop star.

“She’s no stranger to love
She knows the rules unt
So do I
A full cunt-mit-ment is
What’s she’s looking for
She ain’t getting it
From any fuckin guy….”

You just know her parents are going to release a Greta’s greatest hits album.

It will sit nicely alongside their other “special” daughter’s efforts.

Admin thinks we should do a nomination, to select suitable “Cover Versions” for her to perform. (Perhaps a Top 3 or Top 5 will do it – Day Admin)

Any suggestions ??

(Examples – “When I’m Licking Windows” by George Formby, “Net Zero White Christmas” – Bing Crosby, “I’m still Spazzing” – Elton John, “Who’s That Cunt” – Madge – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

The Midi Music Company and the Imperial War Museum


These MMC arseholes were invited to attend the Remembrance ceremony at the IWM and ended the silence with a rap against Churchill, which has been described as a vile attack on Churchill and a rant about race.

The full story is in the link, effing disgrace. The plug should have been pulled as soon as these ignorant woke cunts started their bullshit.

Daily Mail News Link

Apparently the IWM staff were also shocked, but shouldn’t they have checked out this group of cunts before even allowing them across the doors?

Who are the bigger cunts? My fellow cunters, over to you…

Nominated by: mystic maven

‘Hope’ and ‘Hate’

Yesterday I went for a long walk, and my route happened to take me past a large, very desirable residence, the kind that you probably don’t get much change out of three quarters of a mill from these days.

I was interested to see a huge homemade poster in an upstairs window which read ‘LEAVE THE OIL IN THE GROUND! RENEWABLES ARE HOPE!’. The irony of having a huge fuck off Range Rover and a VW saloon parked up on the front drive seems to have entirely escaped the owners.

Anyway, there it was again, that word. ‘HOPE’. I’ve gone on before about words that become so overused that in effect they become meaninglass; ‘executive’ and ‘luxury’ spring to mind. I fear that ‘hope’ and its corollary ‘hate’ are going the same way.

What makes this a cunt however is that these words aren’t just being devalued, they’re being hijacked. They’re being politicised and weaponised by groups and organisations with a particular viewpoint or agenda to push. If you endorse the view, you’re right thinking and progressive, you’re endorsing ‘hope’. Disagree, and you’re asking to be labelled a reactionary, far right or what-have-you, so by definition you’re a ‘hater’, and a candidate for that most dreaded of all forms of ostracisation, *gulp* cancellation.

This hijacking of words seems to be happening a lot lately, mostly by the SJW and wokerati types as far as I can see. Voice an opinion contrary to the prevailing orthodoxy, and you run the risk of being called out for ‘hate crime’. They’ll probably throw in a few choice epithets as well, you know, fascist, xenophobe, transphobe, and so on. This has proved to be a very powerful way of closing down discussion without actually engaging in it.

This appropriation is likely to continue, and I fear that it will only grow the longer that it goes unchallenged. I really hope that doesn’t happen. I’d hate it.

As an example … Sky News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 

Emmanuel Macron (11)

Macron Menopausal Frenzy

Little cunt has thrown his toys out of the pram yet again just because our Captain Chaos dared to post online his/HMG’s suggestions re the Refugee Crisis currently landing up on our fair shores.

As far as I can see nothing outrageous in content but Macron puffs up with Froggie bile shooting out of every orifice declaring that La Belle Frogland will not negotiate on social media at the same time pulling a scheduled face to face meeting with Johnson and Patel. Another classic example of Frog logic.

Factor in the gallic weirdness and self destruction over the Oz submarine deal – ambassadors withdrawn, not on speaking terms with “oldest ally” the US ect ect and something emerges beyond the customary Foggie negotiating tactics of bully sulk and whinge. Having long experience as an old married man me old cunt sniffer detects the winds of change.

Where once it savoured the familiar monthly whiff of rotting fish there is now the acrid pong of ammonia drifting across our Channel. After years of bad periods and bad faith towards the UK paranoid old cunt Macron is now surely undergoing the menopause – hot flushes, irrational rages, pussy like a sewer and out of the blue insatiable demands for sex with a desert dry pussy.

Been there and it still hurts.

Wee suggestioni in the spirit of this post Monsewer. A little HRT and KY Jelly might help you to restore the old Entente Cordial.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke