Shameless Toothpick Users

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I have nothing against toothpicks as such as they are practical and hygienic but I can´t stand people who use them* in public to dig out masticated bits of bacon fat, stringy ligaments of foot and mouth quality “beef”, sniff and inspect them then flick them away or shove them back into their cakeholes.

Like nose picking and arse wiping, tooth picks should be used in private away from other eyes, particularly mine. Remebre if you ever get an invite to dinner chez moi, no toothpick no cry!

*The official name for these culprits is “toothpickers”, according to the standard reference work on food etiquette “The Good Table Manners Handbook for Cunts” by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler and Ron Knee published by ISAC Press. Discounts of up to 1% for ISAC readers.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

The Brit Awards [3]

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The Brit Awards

Piers Morgan Gets Upset with The Brits

What a bunch of back slapping virtue signalling cunts this lot are
According to the media Sam ( him his her they them cunt ) Smith has complained non binary people are not represented at the erm awards.
So one knee jerk reaction later they are scrapping best male/female “whatever” award and combining it so instead of best male singer and best female singer it will just be best singer.
Suppose it cuts down how long the show is.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

With the B side (see what I did there? – NA) remixed by MiddleEngland:

A musical woke fest of a cunting for the Brits – you’ll know why as this is become a trend…

It seems the Brits have scrapped the nomination categories for “male” and “female” artists. You can guess why – but if not, it’s to create more inclusion.

Seemingly brought on by pre cunted singer Sam Smith who identifies as non binary and refused to take part.

I for one as a cis-male feel excluded and I won’t give this wokefest another thought (not that I ever watched, as such but I do like to know who has won).

It’s a sad new world we now live in…

Wokey Brits News Story.

Dead Pool [229]

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Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that celebrated Shakespearean actor Sir Antony Sher would be the next dead dude. Sher was 72 and died after a short battle with cancer

On to Dead Pool 229

The rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to die. You get 5 picks It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2) Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) Once you have made your selections you can’t change them until the next pool. Only exception if someone has already picked one of your names.

5) Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken (as we can’t be arsed to check)

Chloe Thompson – Trans Penis Wanker (allegedly)

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What a wanker!!

I couldn’t resist this one for the comedy value and how ridiculous the trans bollocks really is becoming

This ‘woman’ Chloe Thompson’ has been charged with exposing HER penis and masturbating in public.

Wtf, Penis, shouldn’t the report and headline read ‘a man pretending to be a woman has been caught wanking in public’, indulging this silly cunt be referring to it as a woman really justifies why actual women don’t want these deviant cunts anywhere near them.

If it gets a custodial sentence, it will no doubt be wanking in a woman’s prison ?

Gazettelive News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

Supported by:Dickie Dribbler

Seconded.

And for further info re Chloe Thompson né Andrew McNab see the following

News Link 1
News Link 2

If he is found guilty of the latest charges and doesn’t get a custodial sentence then the Courts really are fkd.

And then there’s this from cuntator

WTF is the deranged specimen, Chloe Thompson from Middlesbrough all about ?

This cunt has apparently been accused of exposing HER penis to the public.
Well we all know that they’re fucking weird as buggery on Teesside, you’ve only got to look at that hideous Desperate-Dan jawed freak with a 4 inch clit ,namely Steph McGovern, but this animated dog-turd ,real name Andrew McNab (lol)has already has “previous” for being the wicked Nonce of the Northeast.

Why do the Tories “Red Wall” constituents tolerate this filth?

Sky News [14] and Shamima Begum [8]

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Sky News and Begum again.

Just seen an interview (pfft!) with some cunt from sky news “grilling” Begum on why she should come back to Blighty to commit further crimes.
My left testicle could have given a better set of questions to her. Why the fuck is Sly News still giving this piece of camel turd oxygen?

She has been schooled by the leftie commie human rights lawyers to say all the right things and as long as she isn’t given difficult questions to answer – enter stage right Sky reporter – she gets an easy ride. Just like she gave her husbands I guess.

To get into EyeSis you have to prove your committed to the cause. So dog knows what she did to prove it and it wasn’t a prose or piece of needlework depicting a beheading was it.
May she rot in Syria and be fucked royally by the nearest goat herder in every orifice

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt