Nick Robinson [5]

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My maiden cunting, after lurking for many years.

I rarely listen to the Today programme on Wireless 4 any more since one’s piss can only boil so much. Sadly, I tuned in this morning for the final 10 minutes or so. Just in time to hear presenter Nick Robinson talking about the fact that Nick Robinson has had eyesight correction and Nick Robinson no longer wears glasses!! Talk about navel-gazing self-absorption!!

The potential war in Ukraine, the NI hike jobs tax, the senility and ineptitude of the President of the USA, the taxi rides being given to illegal immigrants crossing the channel, Germany’s utter duplicity over Russian gas, Micron being an epic cunt, etc, etc, etc. No, don’t talk about things that matter, let’s have Nick Robinson talk about Nick Robinson’s eyesight for 6 minutes. Pathetic. Nick, you’re a cunt (who, apparently, doesn’t have to wear glasses any more).

Nominated by: Ritchie’s Plectrum

Toilet Twinning – No Shit!

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Yes, you did hear me right – toilet twinning. Here’s the idea : you pay £60 to have your shit hole twinned with a shit hole in an African shit hole of your choice. When I got over the disbelief, I pissed myself laughing (see what I did there!?!)

If you don’t believe me then this is a link to their shite – sorry, site ; Toilet Twinning Link

Some of the stuff on here, you just couldn’t make up. For example “Flushing away poverty one toilet at a time” or “The sanitation crisis – kicking up a stink”. Or “Bogtech – one loo doesn’t fit all” FFS who writes this shit?

Seems you can also have the opportunity to become a “loominary”. Whowza!

Apparently, they send you a certificate to hang in your loo which contains a picture of the toilet your toilet is twinned with. I’m sure the photoshop wizards in Admin will have a field day mocking one of those up.

Maybe I should sign up for this crap. After all, I’ve been talking shit for years…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Dragon’s Den [3]

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Dragons Den – it’s just like Eistein being installed in the patent house.

Half of the fuckers who come in get a ribbing saying you haven’t done this and that. And then Deborah Meadan offers 95% for everything because she is an actual dragon who just jumps on a good opportunity whilst the inventor has a massive black dildo up their arsehole. I hope one of these fuckers get sued hard soon. State TV giving private business ideas to the world.

What a load of shit. The only person who is real on here is Peter Jones. A complete non cunt. Although he is still doing business meetings on the beeeebb.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Kurt Zouma

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My Fellow Cunters.

For Your Cuntsideration: Kurt Zouma, pussy abuser!

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight.
Not if Kurt Zouma has anything to do with it, though?

Who he? You ask.
This piece of shit:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/17577415/footballer-kurt-zouma-ambassador-for-charity-lions/

(Apologies for linking to the “Scum”- other links were behind paywalls)

Yes indeed, another overpaid footballerist, with the IQ of a banana, thought it was a good idea to drop kick his cat across his “no doubt vast kitchen floor” (©Lord R. Fiddler), whilst a family member whooped and filmed the event. Later, he is seen chasing the terrified kitty and playfully lobbing footwear at it.

To carry out this abuse is bad enough-to think it wise to upload and distribute the footage-well, it speaks volumes…

Dont fuck with cats, Kurt. That’s the “11th” commandment?

*I am sure that the abusers ethnic background had absolutely nothing to do with this episode. Ohhh no. Nothing whatsoever?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Prosecution Petition link provided by Little Lord Fontlacunt:

https://chng.it/BsmwNSyy

Several seconds starting with Miserable northern cunt:

Id like to second that nom if thats ok with CG?

I saw this savage tormenting a frightened cat with the other persons in his family and laughing.

So I asked the Met why they weren’t prosecuting him?

I asked if it was because he was wealthy and black?

I told them they were useless.
And they replied!

“Thanks for your email.
The RSPCA do have the Power to prosecute for acts of animal cruelty.
So not necessarily in our remit.
Cheers”.

Fuckin cheers?
Im a taxpayer you cunt.

Why god invented sickle cell.

Supplemented by Cuntybollocks with this:

MNC – I think the RSPCA might just prosecute now. They’re being flooded with complaints and now they’re saying they can’t comment on individual cases but are aware of this incident and do prosecute bad cases of animal cruelty etc.

They could get good publicity/donations if they charge the fucking cunt.

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2022/02/08/rspca-flooded-with-complaints-after-west-hams-kurt-zouma-filmed-kicking-his-cat/

Sick of it chimed in with this:

The cunt should be referred to the police, that video shows he committed a criminal offence

https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/offences-involving-domestic-and-captive-animals

Herman Jelmet doubled down with this keen observation:

Kurt fucking Zouma

This cunt can’t be cunted enough.

I presume this low IQ despicable piece of shit will be fired by his club and his reputation forever tarnished for this act of cruelty?

Let’s be fair here, if it’s good enough for a certain Sarah Moulds, then it’s good enough for this thick cunt Zouma.

It’ll be very interesting to see how this one plays out.

And finally, Cuntybollocks weighed in with this:

I will also cunt this cunt if that’s ok. The excellent original nom pretty much covers my sentiments too, but what gets me is these fucking footballers (mostly of a certain hue, which is obviously a pure coincidence) have the gall to preach to us about morals.

Some of these ‘incidents’ are still under legal process, so I will refrain from using names, but in recent times we’ve had a few rapey ones, a drug test avoidy one, a n o ncy few and a woman beater few too.

They can all get fucked preaching their rights and wrongs for the little people, the fucking pricks.

Drunk “devastated” Slags

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Daily Mail Link

What a stupid,common Slag. Most people would be ashamed of such a tale….not this fucking Sow. She seems to think that it’s all a big joke and revels in the “facebook-likes” attention. she’s fucking lucky that I wasn’t the driver..I’d have put her fucking windows through,climbed in and shit in the foul tramp’s snoring mouth.

I just bet she’s unemployed,a single Mother to a Sooty child registered as having special needs,has a smack-rat boyfriend and goes to McDonalds in her soiled pyjamas and slippers for their meals.

Fucking cheap Scum.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler