Darling – You Were WONDERFUL! – a cuntng into the world of the spouse, of soap and melodrama, shit and sugar, for this limited soap actress, who has shoved so much white powder up her nose for decades that at one point she was in danger of replicating the achievement of the late Pope Pious Xll in 1958 *

This woman, who looks, if she will allow me to say so, like an old bag had to be replaced after her stunt in Eastenders by another actress, and now they need the character again she will be replaced again – by the second actress. Again.. Fair enough?. wouldn’t you say?. Well, not according to La Westbrook who is so crawss she is threatening to sue the BBC , for not re-employing herself again. It is clear I should think the BBC felt actress No 2 was better than actress No 1 (Ms Westbrook) but she is not having that:

https://www.aol.co.uk/entertainment/daniella-westbrook-threatens-legal-action-083651966.html

* In case you are wondering about an obscure Pope, gone these 64 years, and a cheap low rent actress who thinks too much of herself, he was embalmed by an amateur human taxidermist, and after a day of laying in state his nose apparently fell off (I can see the same problem when Anthony Blair shuffles off this mortal coil and Mandy insists on performing the last offices). Apparently soldiers fainted when they got a whiff of the dead Pontiff. The press were more circumspect in 1958, but it all “came out” later, like half of the shadow cabinet. Ms Westbrook caused so much damage to her orifice that she lost half her septum, which I suppose poor old Pious did as well.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs