Nadia Sawalha

Nadia Sawalha is getting a bit of a reputation of late for posting pictures of herself, mimicking outfits worn by so-called ‘celebrities’. The ‘star’ of TV’s ‘Loose Women’ has now apparently sent her fans ‘crazy’ by recreating a recent swimsuit pose by Kim ‘Silicone Buns’ Kardashian.

Now perhaps it was meant as a joke, but truth is, this is not a pretty sight; a definite case of too much information being placed in the public domain if you ask me.

You’ve done yourself no favours here girl. I suppose that the usual suspects in the IsAC horn section just might be titillated by this. Those of a more nervous disposition should look away now.

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1558938/Loose-Women-Nadia-Sawalha-bum-pic-Kim-Kardashian-Instagram-news-update-latest#conversation-wrapper

Nominated by Ron Knee

Freddie Lewis and his enabler, the BBC, talk candidly about Freddie’s occasional periods here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-59829907 (warning: don’t read within two hours of eating). Does this make one or both of them cunts? You be the judge…

I accept that I’m not medically trained, and have led a relatively sheltered existence, but to the best of my knowledge no man has ever visited the GP (yeah, I know, imagine for a minute that it’s possible to fucking see one!) complaining, “Dr, help me, I’ve got blood weeping from my member!” only for the GP to reply, “Congratulations, Mr Cunt, your periods have just begun. Here’s a free tampon to get you started, courtesy of the NHS.”

It’s more likely to be, “Here’s a leaflet about your cock cancer. Close the door on your way out, that waiting room filled with illegal immigrants aren’t gonna diagnose themselves. They’ve got enough on their plate grabbing their free accommodation, food, money and schooling for Abdul and Fatima where they can learn all about White Privilege.”

After much thought, I’ve concluded that the BBC are definitely cunts for promoting this. Whilst Freddie probably isn’t, I assume he still has one, or at least some surgically mangled remnant thereof, to bleed from. Thank fuck I don’t pay the telly tax.

Nominated by Cunty McCunt

People who make meat-free food. I dont mind veggies/vegans that much when they dont claim to be better than me because I eat meat. You want a fruit/veg diet, thats fine. But why are we pandering to them by making meat-free bacon and sausages, and dairy-free cheese? If you want bacon, sausages and cheese then dont be vegan, dont make us produce this horrible fake shit. Oh, it tastes the same. Um, no, it doesnt mate! Now, fast food places are making meat-free burgers and stuff. I go to mcdonalds (not fucking maccy d’s) specifically FOR a burger, not for a veggie meal! Lets stop pandering to these nob-ends and just tell them to go eat a fucking carrot!

Nominated by ElDiablo666

No, not this devil. This devil’s alright.

The Devil  is a cunt, isn’t he.

What a lightweight Beelzebub must be. Apparently, he had his arse kicked by a Nigerian clergynan. Yes, Chukwuemeka Ohanaemere popularly known as Prophet Odumeje claims he won an international spiritual Wrestling match against Satan then displayed his championship belt. Of course.

Previously, this ‘pastor’ has claimed to have resurrected a dead woman by moving around her then…erm… laying on top of her.

Who in their right minds still believes in angels and devils? Does anybody base their life around characters from fairy tales like Voldemort or the Grim Reaper?

Nigerians, it sems. Not at all loud, ill-mannered, scamming conmen. Some of them are devil-dodgers.

“Commot man, if na MO-ney I wan tek, I for go aks you for de charatee doNAYtions. Anyways, YEE can buy ma VI-dee-O on-line and if you don laike, I REE-fund yous straight, cha. All you need do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother’s maiden name.”

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https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2021/12/30/nigerian-prophet-odumeje-says-he-won-international-spiritual-wrestling-match-against-satan-displays-his-championship-belt/?amp

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Is there any group of people on Earth worse than hippies? From the sanctimonious bellends of Extinction Rebellion to money-grubbing bastards like Jobs and Branson, the sort of people who would go through a dog turd to find a 5p piece, hippies make the world just that little bit more unpleasant for everyone…

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Mitchell hasn’t been relevant since Nixon was in the White House. Young? Fuck knows. When was the last time he had a hit? 1980? I got him confused with Neil Diamond when discussing this with the Empress but fuck him anyway. Spotify have basically told him to fuck off.

This is in no way in support of Joe Rogan, of whom, like Chamberlain, I know nothing. All I would say is that anyone who has that wankstain Petersen on his show must be a bit of a cunt.

Two great philosophers on hippies…

“Never trust a hippie” – John Lydon.

“I know hippies. I’ve hated them my whole life.” Eric Cartman.

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Nominated by: Emperor of East Anglia