Nish Kumar (3)

Comments from the BBC’s favourite, but unfunny ‘comedian’ have resurfaced, in which he has criticised actual comedian, Ricky Gervais.

Chippy Nish doesn’t like Gervais taking the piss out of trannies. He needs to be a better comedian, according to Nish. He’s also, of course, blamed it on the fact Gervais is white, therefore instantly guilty. Obviously.

Needs to be a better comedian?

This is coming from a man about as funny as waking up to find yourself tied down and being groped by a face-sitting Diane Abbott, with Steptoe Corbyn wanking over you while ‘Agadoo’ plays on loop.

I don’t laugh or agree with everything Gervais says, but I’ll give him his due. He’s a funny cunt.

Not many good stand-up comedians left, due to cancel culture and woke media. Bill Burr is ok but losing his mojo for me. Louis CK is probably the best around right now (although an admitted degenerate but fuck it…he’s funny.) Gervias is certainly up there with those two.

As for Nish, maybe he’s started a trend?

Perhaps tomorrow, the fat pie munching, ten pints a day gobshite from the local, will be giving tips to Cristiano Ronaldo on how to keep in shape?

Diane Abbott could’ve given Stephen Hawking maths tips before he snuffed it. If only.

Perhaps the local small time dealer could give Pablo Escobar a call on how to run his operations?

Here’s an idea.

Get off the stage you token unfunny prick. Nobody’s laughing.

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72 thoughts on “Nish Kumar (3)

  1. Fuck me CB this really is funny;

    ‘This is coming from a man about as funny as waking up to find yourself tied down and being groped by a face-sitting Diane Abbott, with Steptoe Corbyn wanking over you while ‘Agadoo’ plays on loop’.

    That could be a scene right out of ‘Inside Number 9’

    Funny. Very funny

  2. Nish Kumar. Got booed off-stage at a charity gig then had his terrible show cancelled because no cunt would watch it.

    All the bitter wokie comedians always jump on the bandwagon because their agencies instruct them to. Have you ever wondered why the BBC and Dave always the the same ‘comedians’ you’ve never heard of on their panel shows? They’re signed up to the same woke booking agencies.
    I saw an advert for Comedians Giving Lectures on Dave.
    That’s all they do now; fucking lecture people.

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