Who do you sue?
Here’s a story about an Indian couple who are being sued for failing to provide a grand child.
Now, I can understand parents being disappointed if the hoped for grandkids don’t arrive, but to sue? Will that encourage the young people to have a baby?
However, what entertained me is the link to another story, at the bottom of the report, about a man who is suing his parents for bringing him into the world, also Indian!
Wonderful stuff, perhaps the young couple in the first story could bring a counter suit!
I tried to attach both links, but was only able to manage the first one.
Perhaps some lovely person would obliged?
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
Helpful link supplied by Miserable Northern cunt
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To be fair,engaging a Johnny “please don’t hit me again Amber” Depp sized army of lawyers in India only costs 30p.
If I lived in that smelly shithole I’d sue Vishnu or somebody.
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To ask for help from a ‘lovely person’ and that help coming from MNC is beyond satire.
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Quite right.
Grandparents expect grandchildren,
Big healthy sons to curry on the family name.
The sons probably got a low sperm count due to Bangra dancing or head wobbling
Maybe he’s a bit of a puff?
Either way sue him.
He’s failed .
Wipes his arse with both hands.
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Thanks, MNC.
You’re a gentleman and a scholar.
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There are so many people who think there’s only one thing to do in life and that’s to get married and raise children. They’re convinced it’s the be-all and end-all. Maybe I disappointed my mother, that’s too bad, but I cared about her which is more than my sister did, who nevertheless provided her with two grandchildren.
I was once asked why I didn’t want kids by a young lady I was working with. I said “Because I don’t want to spend twenty years of my life saying ‘shut up’, and ‘stop it’. She laughed but it wasn’t meant to be funny. I wouldn’t say I’ve had a happy life, but it’s been immeasurably happier than it would have been if I’d been saddled with a family.
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Sued for being born
Sued for not being born
This will go down well in the States where there’s a big push by the woke to ban abortions. I can imagine, therefore, someone’s son/daughter/thing suing their parents for not having an abortion and bringing them into the wold.
Whereas you’ll get some cunt suing parents for having an abortion and thus denying them a sibling.
It will end up in tears, other than for the lawyers who will be wanking themselves silly all the way to the bank!
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Straying off point here Techno, but to me your last sentence makes a profound point. When you see the figures for the cost of legal actions it soon becomes obvious why to the average person the law is about as much use to them as a chocolate poker when they have been slandered or shafted in some other way.
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I’m incredibly virile.
My sperms that potent it burns through Formica worktops.
MY parents are incredibly proud of me.
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Can’t you just cook in the kitchen like normal people?
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I get overexcited baking!! 😀
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I only bake because I’m skint. I knead the dough.
Ba-da-boom!
(I’ll get me coat)
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And there was me thinking that I had some strange people in my family.
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Well, I was born white and privileged – but I`m trying to make amends.
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Perhaps you could sue your parents for giving you alopecia instead of the melanin you would have preferred.
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Nothing unusual, just another of the many aspects of life that make a nice little earner for lawyers.
I am thinking if suing Jeremy Corbyn for not winning the 2019 election and depriving me of a fucking good laugh.
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Come on you lazy bastard, make your mum a proud naan.
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PUT …… HIM …… IN ….. THE ….. CURRY!!
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I wish I could sue my ex missus for being born..the cunt.
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Join the club! Mine was a cunt, even got me arrested.
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Snap, vengeful old minge
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I wonder if I could sue the entire Scottish nation for failing to vote for independence in 2014. They’d be bankrupt by now, and denying me the warm glow of schadenfreude has severely affected my mental health.
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As I identify as an Indian, I’m moving to a remote village, marrying my sister and then being surprised when she gives birth to a monster with 3 heads, 4 arms and 1 eye which will be worshipped as a deity for the 37hrs hours of agonising life it endures.
Still, at least I’m not a pakı.
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TtCE@ – Well for fucks sake don’t marry Elizabeth Warren! – she is “Heap big liar fish smell cunt” in traditional Arapaho language!
Probably..
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May as well sue if your kids don’t become doctors, or don’t win the lottery and give you a big wedge.
Idiots.
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Off road for a mo…….
Some black cunt, ‘ Hypo ‘, a famous rapper who I’ve never heard of, has been stabbed to death at a Jubilee party, in Londonstab.
First reports don’t state whether or not he was lonely.
If he was, he isn’t now.
What larks.
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Afternoon Jack…one wonders if there’s a søoty heaven, free of the pernicious influence of da white man, where every shop in the celestial mall is either KFC or expensive trainers.
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@Thomas. And banjo shops 😀
Good evening.
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Goody gum drops I do like a good news story
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Read that one Jack. At the end of that story is a link “London Violence”. Clicked on that and was taken to a page where there were 24 thumbnails referring to various violent crimes in the capital. At the bottom of that page you find that this is the first of 38 such pages! Just glad I don’t live there.
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JTC@ – “Suspect reported as app. 5” 3 tall, elderly, a racist sort of colour, heard shouting (in a vaguely Germanic twang) “That’ll teach the cunt to keep his grubby paws orf the Kohinoor diamond”..
Further reports of a “Mr Fox” being dragged to the Tower of London for crimes including being a despicable fibber..
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I’d start by changing that surname to Patel. Then there would be no need to continue that family name of Prasad.
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Too many cunts in the world anyway.
Case denied.
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Agree Freddie. Don’t help when a couple in Morocco had a litter of 9 back in February.
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Indian people (dot not feathers) are weird when it comes to family. They need kids and grandkids to carry on the kiosk or corner store business. Either that or they dream of grooming the next Spelling Bee champion.
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Fuck this. I’m suing for being provided with grandchildren.
The little rats have cost me a fortune.
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Has anyone got the Queen in Deadpool?
Looks as if she will be lucky to see out her Jubilee celebrations.
Adam Lambert taking to the stage might just be enough to finish her orwf.
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I’ve got her in Deadpool.
If I win during the jubilee I’ll be really popular!😀
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Afternoon Mis.
I think Admin should cough up for a small prize if you pull this one off.
Old Liz didn’t look the biz the other day.
Looked like death on two legs.
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As we all know she is really a 6ft lizard and will shed her skin before assuming a new human form and a prominent role as a globalist lacky to George Soros.
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The Queen has spent 70 years on the throne.
That’s one hell of a long time taking a shit.
I’ve already got my coat.
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Can I get you a Taxi?
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Yes, if you’re paying.
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“My Grandson is a bumlord – it is a curse!”
“It was your fault for buying him that Fat Reg album!”
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