Freddie

Freddie Lewis and his enabler, the BBC, talk candidly about Freddie’s occasional periods here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-59829907 (warning: don’t read within two hours of eating). Does this make one or both of them cunts? You be the judge…

I accept that I’m not medically trained, and have led a relatively sheltered existence, but to the best of my knowledge no man has ever visited the GP (yeah, I know, imagine for a minute that it’s possible to fucking see one!) complaining, “Dr, help me, I’ve got blood weeping from my member!” only for the GP to reply, “Congratulations, Mr Cunt, your periods have just begun. Here’s a free tampon to get you started, courtesy of the NHS.”

It’s more likely to be, “Here’s a leaflet about your cock cancer. Close the door on your way out, that waiting room filled with illegal immigrants aren’t gonna diagnose themselves. They’ve got enough on their plate grabbing their free accommodation, food, money and schooling for Abdul and Fatima where they can learn all about White Privilege.”

After much thought, I’ve concluded that the BBC are definitely cunts for promoting this. Whilst Freddie probably isn’t, I assume he still has one, or at least some surgically mangled remnant thereof, to bleed from. Thank fuck I don’t pay the telly tax.

Nominated by Cunty McCunt

82 thoughts on “Freddie

  1. Just reread my cunting. I’ve made two schoolboy errors that I’d like to correct. 1. ‘Freddie’ is definitely a deviant cunt of biblical proportions (don’t know what the fuck I was thinking of there). 2. Anybody that has periods should definitely not be referred to as a ‘he’. I should check my work before posting!

  2. When putin invades ukraine can he go via Bristol and drop a thermobaric weapon on it? Just one Vladimir, put Bristol out of its misery

  3. Slightly off topic but I have to rant about the BBC bullshiiiiiiiiiiit. I fucking love winter Olympics but some cunt commentator had to say after the Black American woman won the speed skating….
    ‘ what a great day for diversity in the winter Olympics’. Just because she’s fucking black?? To me the winter Olympics has plenty of diversity from all competing nations. The black fucking Londoner competing for Jamaica in the slalom who I could have beaten on a plastic bag was so brave. Cunt.

  4. What the actual fuck is this about a man having occasional periods – Jesus H Christ, there is absolutely no future or saving grace for the human race…

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